Yeah man, Bruce having a one-night stand with Vicki Vale, her waking up to see him literally hanging upside down like a bat in the middle of the night, never bringing it up again. Then having him lie to her so that she won't hang around, Alfred being a dumbshit and blowing Bruce's cover pretty much right away. Alfred then hounding Bruce that he should totally tell Vicki everything and be with her forever. Again, after they fucked once drunkenly after one date... Bruce showing up at her apartment an hour later into the movie, telling her to shut up because he wants to tell her he's Batman (again...
after one date) but is then interrupted by the Joker dropping off... a spring-loaded statue-hand holding roses? Then Alfred LETTING VICKI INTO THE BATCAVE where she begins talking about if her and Bruce are going to "try and love eachother" after they
slept with eachother once after one date!
Or Batman Returns where Batman shows up for the first action scene, and we literally don't see either Bruce or Batman for another 30 fucking minutes. Then Catwoman becomes Catwoman because cats nibbled on her corpse (?) and she has her hilarious freak out in her bedroom. Penguin has like half a dozen stupidly concocted plans that any mildly competent police force should be able to see through in a second. Gotham for the most part taking place on the fakest looking "street" set you can imagine on a sound stage. Selina having the most amazingly pointless "acting" moment in-front of Shrek and Wayne where she talks about
nothing for three minutes, and Bruce's immediate reaction is "I NEED TO FUCK HER SO BAD." And in the end, a whole lot of the plot has nothing to do with Batman, and which he really has
very little effect on.
oh, and the obligatory:
Yeah... great movies.