AXIS
Oh lawd in heaven, where do I start? From the beginning, I suppose.
So, the book starts off carrying directly over from Remender's Uncanny Avengers. Magneto gone done murdered Red Skull, with his hatred combining with Xavier's psychic powers (akin to when Onslaught was first created) in order to create Red Onslaught. Now then, so far I'm on board. I like this idea a lot and I think it was done well...until all the other Avengers show up. Basically, Red Onslaught broadcasts a massive hate-wave across the world, causing everyone to be racist and angry. Everyone except IRON MAN. See, a big problem I have with this book is the heavy focus on Tony Stark. Later, when the Avengers head out to Genosha, Red Onslaught reveals that he had Stark's Anti-Superhero Sentinels (all of two of them) and sends them to attack all the Avengers plus whatever X-Men are there.
Now, my second big problem: the X-Men are pretty much garbage during this event. If they aren't just getting bodied, they're being evil and racist (I'll get to that later on). So, Tony's busy trying to get rid of the Sentinels (which are simply capturing those in their sights, but also maybe killing them. It's unclear) when suddenly, Magneto shows up! Now, apparently Magneto must still be super depowered or something, because he apparently can't do shit to this adamantium Sentinels. Tony is like, "these Sentinels were designed to hunt heroes, but not villains. Mainstream audiences think
you're still a villain, so the Sentinels can't hurt you!" This brilliance in logic ends with everyone getting fucked. This includes Rogue, Scarlet Witch, and Doctor Strange trying to "invert" Red Onslaught on his "emotional axis" (aaaaand there's the event's namesake) in order to bring what's left of Xavier inside of him to the forefront. The plan works, until Kid Nova decides "wait, I'm a superhero," (actual dialogue) and screws everything up in doing so.
So, here's the good part: a small resistance force is left. They decide to take the fight to Red Onslaught one more time. It's going to shit, and then Magneto with a shitload of villains shows up. Why these particular ones, such as Carnage? Unknown, but these are the ones he picked up. Since the Sentinels can't target villains, they proceed to get fucked. The previous plan comes to unfold again as the heroes are freed from their prisons (inside the Sentinels), except something goes wrong, explosion happens, and then AXIS happens.
The rest of this is kind of a blur, since I didn't much care. Basically, the X-Men and Avengers attempt to have a race war, because someone kidnapped Red Skull. A few Avengers in particular (Medusa, Sam Wilson, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Kluh, and Luke Cage) become some weird, new Illuminati. Basically they're on their own side. They don't care for the Avengers any more, but they also hate mutants. It's weird. Everyone fights, completely blowing up New York (again). Steve Rogers gets a new team together comprised of inverted villains. Heroic moments happen, and the event ends with everyone back to normal EXCEPT Sabertooth, Tony Stark, and Alex Summers a.k.a. Havok.
I kind of rushed the final paragraph because I stopped caring. That's sort of the essence of the event: it became rushed because they stopped caring. Not to say they cared beforehand, but at a certain point shit just kind of happens. No real attachment to the characters, and while the art's pretty solid, there's nothing exciting happening in it. Some cool action shots, but nothing that got me too hyped. Admittedly, it kept me a bit hooked, but I think that was more curiosity than anything. I think the beginning and ending were the most interesting parts, since the beginning was a direct play off of where Remender had left Uncanny Avengers, and the end was set up for the Marvel Universe until Secret Wars happened: Doom has Red Skull hooked up to a chair, Sabertooth joins a new Avengers Unity Squad in penance for his crimes, an inverted Alex fucks off with Janet (unknown what happened to Janet) and visits Scott at the Weapon X bunker (setting up for the end of Uncanny X-Men), and an inverted Tony Stark becomes the Superior Iron Man. But while it may be bookended by an interesting story, the middle part is all the opposite.
It's nothing we haven't seen before. Hell, it feels like it's maybe a slightly more well-written version of Avengers vs. X-Men, but even then it's not saying much. It's pretty much the epitome of wasted potential. This was set to be Remender's finale to a saga that was long in the making. Beginning with Uncanny X-Force, it was supposed to end with this, and while it's definitely a massive nonsensical journey into mediocrity, I can at least
see the story beats of Remender's initial tale: Red Onslaught wrecks shit, which fucks up the heroes present. A hate war occurs, shattering the Unity Squad. Evan ascends to the throne as Apocalypse. A brand new team is formed out of the fires of the old. The new team forms using legacy characters to replace the old members. Well, kind of. Sabertooth, Vision, Brother Voodoo, Sam Wilson, and Quicksilver all replace Thor, Wonder Man, Wasp, Sunfire, Havok, Wolverine, and Steve Rogers. The problem with everything is that it doesn't flow. It just doesn't. The core beats are there, and I can clearly see where a lot of Remender's stuff shows through (Deadpool trying to reason with Evan), but it just falls flat.
All in all, it's a bad event. The dialogue is just bad. The story is mediocre to bad at points due to the pure nonsensical stupidity of it all that there's no weight really given to anything. The narrative is choppy, because there isn't really a defined period of time for which everyone is inverted (I'm guessing a week at most) or even how long they're on Genosha (my guess is no more than 48 hours). Maybe I'm just more angry over the fact that one of the best sagas I've read in comics was just fucked into oblivion (and not in the fun way). I still have no idea what inverted Alex was supposed to be, other than gaining an insane obsession with Janet and Katie's "adventures" on Planet X (being pursued by the gestapo is not a happy life, Alex). I'm honestly not sure. He became a coward, I guess? Still unclear. I'm sorry if my review feels super choppy, ill-put together, but I guess my review just reflects the subject of it. Choppy, nonsensical, and ill-put together.
I would, however, really really like to know what Remender's original plans were. Before editorial swooped in.
They were sitting right there on the shelf next to each other. Maybe I'll like them...
No.
No you won't.