ViewtifulJC
Banned
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COMICS! |OT| January 2015. So many variants you'd swear it's 1995 instead.
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#WhiteSupremacy
#Notallmen
It's the face/reaction that always gets me after I say ''I don't like sports all that much''.
Nah for real, I disappoint so many folks because I am built and do work out religiously and shit and I'm not socially awkward (as I assume JC is in the same boat) that some people are taken back by the fact that I'm a giant nerd and would rather spend my time playing games and reading than going out to a club or some shit...
That's what happens when you were a chubby white kid who got picked on a lot for liking pokemon and anime.
Tyrant also makes a good foot rest.
That's what happens when you were a chubby white kid who got picked on a lot for liking pokemon and anime.
Tyrant also makes a good foot rest.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
"Nah, but I do read a lot of books like this!" *brings out bring pink Jem and the Holograms comic*
"...aight man"
"....
I did that whole "I'll show you guys!" Thing and got in shape and I ended up looking entirely different and became an asshole for a while. Then I scaled it back and became me again just better looking.
I still love pokemon.
Baron von Loathsome
Member
I'm 5'5" last I checked.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Librarian lady stay giving me crazy looks. "You rent a lot of weird books...not calling you a nerd or anything but this looks so corny lol"
got me feeling some kind of way my nigga
got me feeling some kind of way my nigga
Get her number.
Edit: I'm watching some wack ass Occulus movie on Netflix, and did that ginger girl just sleep with her brother? I don't even know.
GorillaWithDandruff
Member
Can't imagine 6'7 is too common a height up there in Ireland. Probably also scarin the shit outta them on a weekly basis.
I tried to do that several times with varying success. I don't eat as much as I used to now. Didn't even eat a lot during the holidays. I guess I just lack motivation and incentive.
Wait you got X or Y? Add me on the 3DS!
Tyrant Rave
Banned
I feel like we've had this conversation before. I'm only 5'3" lol
I think I fit people's expectations pretty well. I'm a pretty plain looking guy all around, so people assume I'm boring. And they're pretty much right.
What I'm saying, is unlike you guys, I don't LIE to people with my appearance.
Ah, gotcha. That is pretty lame. I still think I'd buy the Elektra omnibus if it got reprinted though. Haha
I'm 5'7" or 5'8", so I'm close-ish.
And the funny thing is, I was the lucky one in my family. At his peak, my dad was 5'4" (I'm sure at this point he's a little shorter) and my mom is 5'0". My sister also ended up 5'0". I think I did all right under the circumstances.
I was scrawny throughout my whole life... and I chose biking as my main source of exercise. So I'm still scrawny.
And yeah, Pokemon is the best.
What I'm saying, is unlike you guys, I don't LIE to people with my appearance.
Ah, gotcha. That is pretty lame. I still think I'd buy the Elektra omnibus if it got reprinted though. Haha
I'm 5'7" or 5'8", so I'm close-ish.
And the funny thing is, I was the lucky one in my family. At his peak, my dad was 5'4" (I'm sure at this point he's a little shorter) and my mom is 5'0". My sister also ended up 5'0". I think I did all right under the circumstances.
I was scrawny throughout my whole life... and I chose biking as my main source of exercise. So I'm still scrawny.
And yeah, Pokemon is the best.
I eat everything lol. I have to because I run like 20 miles a week and I weight train.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
See there are two main libraries I go to. One with stereotypical old lady with "quietly judging you" mean mug behind them glasses and the other one has an older lady in her 60s, but she looks and acts half her age and sometimes I just stick around and talk to her for like a hour about whatever.
Course the one with the mean one is the big, main library that has all the books
GorillaWithDandruff
Member
Preach it!!
My niece is about 17 and she's fucking furious cuz she still has yet to hit 5'0.
whatsinaname
Member
You should have said you were borrowing them for a friend.
See there are two main libraries I go to. One with stereotypical old lady with "quietly judging you" mean mug behind them glasses and the other one has an older lady in her 60s, but she looks and acts half her age and sometimes I just stick around and talk to her for like a hour about whatever.
Course the one with the mean one is the big, main library that has all the books
Are they in the same system? If so just have your books sent to the cool library.
I don't even go into my local public library any more, just have all my shit sent to the drive up window.
I'm pretty sure I didn't hit 5'0" until I was 15. Sophmore year of high school or something like that. Fun times.
My girlfriend is like 4'10, and she always threatens me that she's gonna yell that I'm kidnapping her.
whatsinaname
Member
Also, why do your librarians even look at your borrowing list?. I have to talk to one maybe once every 10-15 trips, and only if I have a fine to pay.
I'm going to need a comic adaptation of FFVII in this style.
It happened one time. ONE TIME.
I kinda liked Occulus, that was her fiance/husband/fiance. Her brother is the other one.
I didn't like Justice League #37 though, which is the last issue i had pre-ordered. Standard cape stuff.
I'd fuck me
Oh ok. It's not holding my attention at all. I'd rather watch Candyman. Tony Todd is the shit.
You don't return your books on time? Shame, shame.
But yeah, the only times I remember talking to a librarian were when I needed to get a new library card since I lost my old one. Other than that, self checkout for life.
GorillaWithDandruff
Member
Lol was guna say can't remember the last post that was actually about comics.
Kipp said:
Honestly, most of the people you interact with in public librarians aren't even librarians, they're just clerks and support staff--especially when you're checking out/returning.
Library hierarchy.
PRETTY sure.
Ain't no one getting their Masters in Library Science to work the circ desk.
GorillaWithDandruff
Member
I'm always the guy that fucks up the self-checkout then has to embarrassingly go to the clerks anyway. Fucking hate it so god damn much. Literally just me fumbling for like 10 minutes then the scanner starts beeping for no reason and I just have to leave.
Gambit 1138
Banned
hmm alright ill give him a shot. It's weird though because usually nobody holds him in high regard I always felt he was Fabian Nicieza/Scott Lobdell tier writer
whatsinaname
Member
Not going to lie, I was picking up Skottie Young's Oz books from the library and they were located in the kids section. Think lots of 3-5 year olds and their parents. I had an urge to shout "My nephew is visiting".
There is always this one guy. He can't just scan his shit and pay. I assumed it would have been Freeza.
Don't be pull a Kipp and kill my livelihood, support your libraries brah.
Yeah, that's what I figured. I was actually thinking to myself, "I wonder if I've ever actually talked to the actual librarian..."
I'm a self-checkout pro.
