I just missed a ramp. No biggie.
Edit: I think I get it now. This is a PC joke. Right?
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COMICS! |OT| June 2015. Alright fanboys, it's time to pick a side once and for all.
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I just missed a ramp. No biggie.
Edit: I think I get it now. This is a PC joke. Right?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I looked it up on YouTube, cuz fuck getting all these Riddler trophies
again I say...WTF
in unrelated news, PRECIOUS TEARS
I looked it up on YouTube, cuz fuck getting all these Riddler trophies
again I say...WTF
in unrelated news, PRECIOUS TEARS
Give it to me straight JC. Am I going to be happy or mad I spend the next five hours getting Riddler trophies?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
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they might as well just said "welp thanks for playing suckaaaaaaaa *booker T theme song plays* pls buy the DLC to see what happens next"
well... i guess i'll watch netflix to make these trophies go by faster
Coriolanus
Banned
Dude, Arkham City was the only batman game with some sort of riddler payoff, and even then it was pretty dang passable. Why would you expect otherwise?
Do them cuz they mildly fun mini-puzzles.
Freezasaurus
Member
I'll probably buy the Batgirl DLC, but I ain't fuckin' with no $40 season pass.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
yes its exactly who everybody fuckin thought it was. Like I'm not even gonna spoil it, you take 3 seconds to guess who the Arkham Knight is, you got it in one.
"but see the Arkham Knight, that name ya know, its totally brand new hurr hurr"
Rocksteady plz
I had fun with the other Arkham games but after seeing the impressions here I feel ok about skipping this one
I am loving it. Thought the opening was incredible, not a fan of the tank but it's fine. Story stuff has been awesome so far.
The tank gameplay is seriously awful, and it seems like the puzzles in Arkham Knight (especially any of them involving the car) are obtuse for the sake of being so. I sat there confused as shit during the
trying to figure out what the hell I do. The mission doesn't flow well at all.
That said, I do like it a lot, but I have noticed some fumbles. I think the dialogue is a bit more hammy as well.
power plant mission where you rescue the workers
That said, I do like it a lot, but I have noticed some fumbles. I think the dialogue is a bit more hammy as well.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Overall I thought it was a very slick, solid game, and I'm probably gonna check out dat Batgirl DLC if I hear that's good, too.
Fuck dem racetracks and the Batmobile skins tho, you can hold dat shit, Rocksteady
Fuck dem racetracks and the Batmobile skins tho, you can hold dat shit, Rocksteady
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
I like that Siege is taking characters sent to the Shield in other Secret Wars tie-ins and giving them their own series.
KoruptData
Member
Yeah that's pretty cool.
I just finished reading Planet Hulk 1 & 2. Those are some ridiculous and fun books. The whole thing is just so out there. Art is good to great. The covers are absolutely stunning. I think I will finish this one as it comes out. I usually don't like Hulk but this has been a fun read.
Cow Mengde
Banned
Yo guy, I know this was posted, but it was when the thread was only 15 pages. Now it's over 200 and I want to remind people bishoptl's kickstarter Savage Empire is nearing the end. The project still needs a little more support to succeed. If you don't know or haven't donated, now's the time to do it.
ElBoxyBrown
Banned
I'ma try Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Bites Pizza cuz that shit looks mad tasty and also impractical looking.
So how do I hold the pizza? I gotta find out.
So how do I hold the pizza? I gotta find out.
Freezasaurus
Member
...It looks completely ridiculous. XD
I got a pizza in pizza hut last year and it had turtles on the box. Pretty sure the crust had sauce in it. Not sure how I feel about that. My friend bought it so he could use the bathroom. We were like an hour from home. I ate all the pizza. He doesn't like pizza. I also had a Baja blast that I got from a store with it, I remember that being pretty sweet. Positive day I think. Oh and I never paid him for the pizza. I think the pizza was like $10 but it was pretty huge.
He bought some food so he could take a shit?
Freezasaurus
Member
Maybe sport shitting is a thing over there?
Pizza Hut manager was being an ass and told him he had to buy something. The place was tiny too. One customer in it.
It was in Florida
I didn't know if it was store policy or something and I wasn't gonna question it as I wanted the pizza. Free pizza is always good.
With the quality of the local food how hard could shitting actually be?
Coriolanus
Banned
When telling a strange tale that occurred in Florida, always start with "Once in Florida...".
Then everybody will instantly understand. Or so OT has taught me. Place seemed pretty normal when i visited.
Gambit 1138
Banned
3rd games in an AAA series are almost always overhyped disappointing garbage so I'm not surprised at the negative feedback for Arkham knight.
I've been going over to our home there for a month every year for 8 years and only once has anything weird or crazy happened. It was at the queue for Walmart self checkout. This woman screamed out and everyone looked and there was blood all over the floor. I don't fully understand what happened. But it seemed like she had just had a baby like 3-4 days before. She freaked and crouched down holding her stomach. I felt really bad
NOW TO BE FAIR he is brand new (to the series) (which makes the twist shitty because, well, unless you know your comics you have no idea of that baggage and all the things that have been built up from that) (I'm still not there but I mean, come on, I know)
ViewtifulJC
Banned
NOW TO BE FAIR they have some flashbacks and stuff around the middle of the game to set up the whole Death in the Family thing and why he hates Batman
I gave up on Riddler trophies with the mentality that if what the reward was was cool, I'd go back and do it so I could
It wasn't. Thank you JC. I'll do it over time so I can do that, but... Jesus.
do the boss fight.
I mean, it IS cool. But not 10 hours of riddler trophies cool. I'm interested now. Gonna hit up the spoiler thread.
Tyrant Rave
Banned
Finished the first Hellboy trade, enjoyed it a lot not shockingly based on my previous impressions. I know it's supposed to only get better from here on out so I'm pretty pumped for some more reading when my Library Editions do come in.
Discotheque
Banned
I'm only halfway through and am waiting for this shitass pc port to get fixed to continue
But the hours of the game I have played (a little over 12) I think it's the best batman game yet tbh
The tank stuff sucks but including the batmobile makes this the most batman game ever, and chases are visceral
As for the story....rocksteady sucks ass at that all the time. Even when they hired Dini we got some basura
In fact they should have just ditched all animated series ties becaase does anybody like conroy in these games? He sounds like he's just phoning it in on the voice acting. Should have hollered at bruce greenwood or the dude who did his voice in origins
But the hours of the game I have played (a little over 12) I think it's the best batman game yet tbh
The tank stuff sucks but including the batmobile makes this the most batman game ever, and chases are visceral
As for the story....rocksteady sucks ass at that all the time. Even when they hired Dini we got some basura
In fact they should have just ditched all animated series ties becaase does anybody like conroy in these games? He sounds like he's just phoning it in on the voice acting. Should have hollered at bruce greenwood or the dude who did his voice in origins
ViewtifulJC
Banned
ya won the reading contest
Tyrant Rave
Banned
Not gonna lie, when I saw the Hellboy piece by Simon Bisley at the end I thought of Kipp reading Doom Patrol
Then I remembered he doesn't read comics anymore
ViewtifulJC
Banned
god are you trying to make your avatar more insufferably animu as shit every week
y u do dis
y u do dis
Tyrant Rave
Banned
I do it to get a rise out of you now
BuddyJoeHooker
Member
Anybody want to do a Zero reread?
Thinking of making a thread, last issue is next week.
Thinking of making a thread, last issue is next week.
Nice avatar. I like how you express yourself.
TheDarkKnight774
Member
Aw yea. CMX has the entire Strangers in paradise series on sale!!
If you haven't read it I highly recommend one of the best slice of life/relationship books ever created. Terry Moore is one of the top artists out there that draws some of the best facial expressions in the business. And the characters and writing is just as awesome.
https://www.comixology.com/Strangers-in-Paradise-Sale/page/7184?ref=c2l0ZS9pbmRleC90YWJsZXQvbGFyZ2VDYXJvdXNlbA
If you haven't read it I highly recommend one of the best slice of life/relationship books ever created. Terry Moore is one of the top artists out there that draws some of the best facial expressions in the business. And the characters and writing is just as awesome.
https://www.comixology.com/Strangers-in-Paradise-Sale/page/7184?ref=c2l0ZS9pbmRleC90YWJsZXQvbGFyZ2VDYXJvdXNlbA
Coriolanus
Banned
Ironically, Oranges had the most competent story. Sure, they were straight lifting from Killing Joke, but their Joker wasn't messing around none either.
Wouldn't call it good tho. Obviously.
Sure.
I've been going over to our home there for a month every year for 8 years and only once has anything weird or crazy happened. It was at the queue for Walmart self checkout. This woman screamed out and everyone looked and there was blood all over the floor. I don't fully understand what happened. But it seemed like she had just had a baby like 3-4 days before. She freaked and crouched down holding her stomach. I felt really bad
You was in a walmart in florida. I don't even know how one survives such a combo.
I hate going to Wal-Mart.
LaunchpadMcQ
Banned
Walmart is abysmal in general, but I lived 20 years in florida. Those walmarts are otherworldly.
I'm going to not be the comic snob and say the Arkham stories were pretty good.
ElBoxyBrown
Banned
This hot dog bites pizza is genius! I didn't think it was possible but they did it! Three hot dog bites glues together to hold the pizza stable? Yeezus would be in tears.
Freezasaurus
Member
LaunchpadMcQ
Banned
I thought I knew what it was, but I was wrong. I still don't know what it is.
I feel like the second part needed a separate spoiler tag