Do you buy armor on the first round?
I dont buy armor on any round; how else would i afford to buy an awp 2nd round?
As a terrorist on the second round after a first round win, what weapon would you buy?
A. UMP
B. Tec-9
C. PP Bizon
D. AK-47
E. AWP
As a CT on the second round after a first round loss, what weapon would you buy?
A. P250
B. Nothing (keep the stock pistol)
C. Five Seven
D. Armor + [insert pistol choice]
E. Deagle, but i dont lose first rounds
Do you fake defuse?
Pros dont fake
You have an unruly teammate friend (let’s call him “udiie”
who is consistently buying wrong guns, yelling on the mic and rushing with the bomb. How do you handle him?
A. Mute him. He should be capable of getting more kills than a bot anyway.
B. Vote-kick him from the team and accept having a bot for the rest of the game.
C. Mute him, report him, and delete him from your friends list.
D. Praise him because you’re both being dicks on the team!
E. This udiie guy sounds like a pretty cool dude. Add him on steam
As terrorists, when preparing to rush and take a site in an eco-round, what is the team’s best option:
A. Smokes first, flashes second.
B. Decoys for the other side of the map as quickly as you can and then throw nothing on the site you’re going to.
C. Decoys first, flashes second.
D. Flashes first, HE grenades second.
E. Molotov the entrance to site, effectively losing the round instantly
What is the current percentage of cheaters (any kind) in the total Valve MM system? Please choose the answer closest to yours.
A. 1%
B. 5%
C. 10%
D. 25%
E. 100% - Everyone who kills me is instantly a hacker
On de_cache as a CT, you’re in charge of watching mid (from wherever you see fit). Of the following weapons, which would be your first choice?
A. M4A1-S
B. AWP - Because how else would i hit those no scopes?
C. M4A4
D. P90
And now for the essay part of the exam. You may choose to answer two of the following three questions:
Name three examples where it is preferable to use a scout rather than an AWP.
It's never preferable, as the AWP is the only gun worth using, outside of the deagle.
Let’s evaluate latency (ping, choke, loss, etc.) vs. your computer specifications (FPS, monitor, mouse, etc.). Which affects your performance more and why?
Whichever item costs the least to smash (PC>Monitor>Keyboard>Mouse=Router)
Please describe and analyze three “pros” and three “cons” of Valve’s current matchmaking (MM) and ranking system. If possible, please provide feedback on how to improve the “cons”.
Pro = allows me to smurf, feel more like kennys
Pro = literally no cheat protection, so i can freely aimbot without reprocussion
Pro = lets me play with higher ranked players (clydefrog), and make them feel like plebs
Con = allows others to smurf, making me feel less like kennys
Con = literally no cheat protection, so i can get aimbotted, or accuse anyone else of aimbotting
Con = lets me play with higher ranks, where i get crushed like some kind of nova pleb
I dont buy armor on any round; how else would i afford to buy an awp 2nd round?
As a terrorist on the second round after a first round win, what weapon would you buy?
A. UMP
B. Tec-9
C. PP Bizon
D. AK-47
E. AWP
As a CT on the second round after a first round loss, what weapon would you buy?
A. P250
B. Nothing (keep the stock pistol)
C. Five Seven
D. Armor + [insert pistol choice]
E. Deagle, but i dont lose first rounds
Do you fake defuse?
Pros dont fake
You have an unruly teammate friend (let’s call him “udiie”
who is consistently buying wrong guns, yelling on the mic and rushing with the bomb. How do you handle him?A. Mute him. He should be capable of getting more kills than a bot anyway.
B. Vote-kick him from the team and accept having a bot for the rest of the game.
C. Mute him, report him, and delete him from your friends list.
D. Praise him because you’re both being dicks on the team!
E. This udiie guy sounds like a pretty cool dude. Add him on steam
As terrorists, when preparing to rush and take a site in an eco-round, what is the team’s best option:
A. Smokes first, flashes second.
B. Decoys for the other side of the map as quickly as you can and then throw nothing on the site you’re going to.
C. Decoys first, flashes second.
D. Flashes first, HE grenades second.
E. Molotov the entrance to site, effectively losing the round instantly
What is the current percentage of cheaters (any kind) in the total Valve MM system? Please choose the answer closest to yours.
A. 1%
B. 5%
C. 10%
D. 25%
E. 100% - Everyone who kills me is instantly a hacker
On de_cache as a CT, you’re in charge of watching mid (from wherever you see fit). Of the following weapons, which would be your first choice?
A. M4A1-S
B. AWP - Because how else would i hit those no scopes?
C. M4A4
D. P90
And now for the essay part of the exam. You may choose to answer two of the following three questions:
Name three examples where it is preferable to use a scout rather than an AWP.
It's never preferable, as the AWP is the only gun worth using, outside of the deagle.
Let’s evaluate latency (ping, choke, loss, etc.) vs. your computer specifications (FPS, monitor, mouse, etc.). Which affects your performance more and why?
Whichever item costs the least to smash (PC>Monitor>Keyboard>Mouse=Router)
Please describe and analyze three “pros” and three “cons” of Valve’s current matchmaking (MM) and ranking system. If possible, please provide feedback on how to improve the “cons”.
Pro = allows me to smurf, feel more like kennys
Pro = literally no cheat protection, so i can freely aimbot without reprocussion
Pro = lets me play with higher ranked players (clydefrog), and make them feel like plebs
Con = allows others to smurf, making me feel less like kennys
Con = literally no cheat protection, so i can get aimbotted, or accuse anyone else of aimbotting
Con = lets me play with higher ranks, where i get crushed like some kind of nova pleb
