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[Sigismundo]

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
Let's hear em. 225ms is my best.

Probably better to ask in here than in the Dota thread to be honest

 

[MayMay]

CS isnt displaying my match history anymore >_>

 

[TheSeks]

You're not gonna get much better without entering competitive lol

Hey now, I went 18-18 1KDR in Deathmatch, it's simply me not seeing people from 2 rooms over like half the playerbase in Counter-Strike/Demolition/Hostage mode.

Besides, can't play Competitive unless I play Casual as of this new patch. So...

Spoiler

Not that I'll ever play ranked

 

[NeoFaff]

Hey now, I went 18-18 1KDR in Deathmatch, it's simply me not seeing people from 2 rooms over like half the playerbase in Counter-Strike/Demolition/Hostage mode.

Besides, can't play Competitive unless I play Casual as of this new patch. So...

Spoiler

Not that I'll ever play ranked

Deathmatch has silly spawns where 80% of the time it puts the guy you just killed on the spawn point closest to you.

And ignore everyone that bashes casual - its the most non committal mode in the game. So it's best place for someone who is playing casually P).

 

[TheSeks]

I just want to be rank 3 so I can have my ability to

Spoiler

not

play competitive back. Volvo plz. Why did you not just grandfather in 100+ hour played accounts!?

 

[Lourio]

a lot of people lurk the thread. they just don't post for obvious reasons

You callin' me out bruh?

That's stupid. Oh well, I've got a kid coming any hour now so not like it really matters anyway I guess.

Congratulate me if the kid survives its first week cause I have no clue on how to raise a baby

Congrats bro! Welcome to #TeamDads. If I can do it - you can too!

CS isnt displaying my match history anymore >_>

Confirmed. Mayhem hax.

 

[Sajjaja]

I just want to be rank 3 so I can have my ability to

Spoiler

not

play competitive back. Volvo plz. Why did you not just grandfather in 100+ hour played accounts!?

Because smurfs have 200+ hours already.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

I hate how the CSGO streams are going.

I used to mod on Moe_tvs channel, asked to be demodded today. Plop everywhere.

 

[Overdoziz]

ok

 

[udiie]

http://imgur.com/a/US68J
hahahah worse than apples calendar app

 

[MayMay]

http://imgur.com/a/US68J
hahahah worse than apples calendar app

Alright, fuck it. Wont prestige once I get to profile rank 40 because Valve is incapable of making simple emblems.

Like seriously do they not understand what symmetry is? First the MGE and Global Elite rank icons now this?

I'm upset.

 

[Forerunner]

http://imgur.com/a/US68J
hahahah worse than apples calendar app

ayy lmao

I need this. Got to catch them all.

 

[Overdoziz]

Why is NA front and center on the Global Elite icon anyway? They're literally the worst.

 

[Omega]

Why is NA front and center on the Global Elite icon anyway? They're literally the worst.

what a god damn commie

I'm not playing with you anymore

 

[Rivitur]

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
Let's hear em. 225ms is my best.

Probably better to ask in here than in the Dota thread to be honest

Did this a few months ago here on the thread... They didn't participate.

Deathmatch has silly spawns where 80% of the time it puts the guy you just killed on the spawn point closest to you.

And ignore everyone that bashes casual - its the most non committal mode in the game. So it's best place for someone who is playing casually P).

This man gets it!

I hate how the CSGO streams are going.

I used to mod on Moe_tvs channel, asked to be demodded today. Plop everywhere.

Is mini moe parts still being sold in the black market?

 

[Forerunner]

Why do I need all this shit by my name? Who cares if I have a music kit or a smiley face.

 

[Omega]

Not like it has a negative impact on the game so why complain about it.

Also the music kit has always been there, and is there so people can "borrow" it and decide if they want to buy it for themselves.

 

[Forerunner]

Not like it has a negative impact on the game so why complain about it.

Also the music kit has always been there, and is there so people can "borrow" it and decide if they want to buy it for themselves.

I find it to be clutter. Next thing you know the whole bar will be full of random stuff.

 

[Overdoziz]

I still hate that I hear other people's music kit when the round ends if they're MVP that round. I don't get why I hear music when the round ends at all anyway since I have that turned off.

 

[TheSeks]

Because smurfs have 200+ hours already.

Sounds like a problem for Valve to solve by grandfathering and then banhammering bad apples, eh?

 

[Jenenser]

Why do I need all this shit by my name? Who cares if I have a music kit or a smiley face.

"I don't like change."
to be fair, you can see and burrow musickits since they are implemented. you venting your anger at that now seems a lil bit misplaced. ^_^

but i do agree that the new indicators are useless as no one ever commends players.

 

[Forerunner]

"I don't like change."
to be fair, you can see and burrow musickits since they are implemented. you venting your anger at that now seems a lil bit misplaced. ^_^

but i do agree that the new indicators are useless as no one ever commends players.

It's whatever though, just something I noticed that I don't care for.

 

[Omega]

Sounds like a problem for Valve to solve by grandfathering and then banhammering bad apples, eh?

That would defeat the purpose of trying to combat smurfs and cheaters?

They've done a shit job for the past decade and there's still blatant spinbotters like this guy http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChaoHai/ still playing.

 

[Jenenser]

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
Let's hear em. 225ms is my best.

Probably better to ask in here than in the Dota thread to be honest

188 ms
202 ms
235 ms
89 ms (i think that was more luck and anticipation than anything)
191 ms
on my third try when i knew what i had to do.

after several trys:
focused: 190-200 ms
unfocused 250-300ms

 

[Sajjaja]

Sounds like a problem for Valve to solve by grandfathering and then banhammering bad apples, eh?

And this is how you can tell someone is new to cs.

I don't get what your reasoning is.

 

[frbrr]

what have they done to the m4a1-s, it now has the loudest sound in the world

 

[Lourio]

what have they done to the m4a1-s, it now has the loudest sound in the world

http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/39eclo/sound_bug_after_latest_update_61015_61115_utc/

 

[lastflowers]

Alright guys, I'm going to give away a rust gut knife to the first person who guesses my favorite movie. No one responded the last time I offered a specific knife, since y'all thought I was kidding (presumably).

There are three or so answers that ill take, and ill notify the thread when I see it happen. I'm on vacation and a had a little too much to drink, but ill give it away no problem. I'm back in the states on the twentieth, so the fulfillment might take until then unless I get good enough wifi these next few days in the small villages of Scotland I'm visiting.


Edit:

Pm makes sense since it'll pollute the thread otherwise.

Nein:
Shawshank redemption
Lost in Translation
Office Space (good guess though)
Ideocracry
The matrix (good guess, ten years ago you'd be right)
American history x (still need to see this other than curb stomp scene)
No country for old men (phew, this might be the closest....a valid answer would be one that came out in the same year IIRC)

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Alright guys, I'm going to give away a rust gut knife to the first person who guesses my favorite movie. No one responded the last time I offered a specific knife, since y'all thought I was kidding (presumably).

There are three or so answers that ill take, and ill notify the thread when I see it happen. I'm on vacation and a had a little too much to drink, but ill give it away no problem. I'm back in the states on the twentieth, so the fulfillment might take until then unless I get good enough wifi these next few days in the small villages of Scotland I'm visiting.


Edit:

Pm makes sense since it'll pollute the thread otherwise.

that's super awesome of you. I already have a knife I like so won't be entering but good luck people who enter!

 

[Overdoziz]

The Godfather is the best movie so give me knives.

 

[Jenenser]

snip

man, awesome! gonna give it a try, maby i finaly get a knife.

 

[Forerunner]

Best AK in the game.

 

[Ludono]

Why do I need all this shit by my name? Who cares if I have a music kit or a smiley face.

Says the guy with the expensive pin badge.....

 

[Forerunner]

Says the guy with the expensive pin badge.....

That's different.

 

[Jenenser]

No country for old men (phew, this might be the closest....a valid answer would be one that came out in the same year IIRC)

i've got it!
National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Spoiler

/jk

 

[Shalashaska]

Congrats dude!

At least we know one person in this thread isn't a virgin anymore ;D

Congrats bro! Welcome to #TeamDads. If I can do it - you can too!

Thanks, thanks.

 

[Clydefrog]

Alright guys, I'm going to give away a rust gut knife to the first person who guesses my favorite movie. No one responded the last time I offered a specific knife, since y'all thought I was kidding (presumably).

There are three or so answers that ill take, and ill notify the thread when I see it happen. I'm on vacation and a had a little too much to drink, but ill give it away no problem. I'm back in the states on the twentieth, so the fulfillment might take until then unless I get good enough wifi these next few days in the small villages of Scotland I'm visiting.


Edit:

Pm makes sense since it'll pollute the thread otherwise.

Nein:
Shawshank redemption
Lost in Translation
Office Space (good guess though)
Ideocracry
The matrix (good guess, ten years ago you'd be right)
American history x (still need to see this other than curb stomp scene)
No country for old men (phew, this might be the closest....a valid answer would be one that came out in the same year IIRC)

Braveheart

 

[Hixx]

Finally DMG. What a time to be alive.

 

[Exodist]

400 competitive wins and rank DMG and I'm not allowed to play competitive anymore since Im only rank 2. I've only been playing ranked 'casually' recently (basically not every night), so the casual grind begins here. Don't get me wrong I think it's a good idea but it kinda sucks I've been restricted even with a rank and a considerable amount of wins.

 

[cHinzo]

400 competitive wins and rank DMG and I'm not allowed to play competitive anymore since Im only rank 2. I've only been playing ranked 'casually' recently (basically not every night), so the casual grind begins here. Don't get me wrong I think it's a good idea but it kinda sucks I've been restricted even with a rank and a considerable amount of wins.

Yeah it's kinda odd when u have a rank already, but I guess it's still a counter-measure for smurfs with low playtime. I need to rank up my smurf a bit too, who already has a rank, but I just gotta suck it up. :d

Had some fun games with Mayham. 4 wins and DMG! Also had a loss when Omega joined. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[lastflowers]

xizk was the first to guess there will be blood. He/She wins the knife. It might take a bit to actually get it to you, but by June 22nd it will for sure be yours.

 

[Sajjaja]

xizk was the first to guess there will be blood. He/She wins the knife. It might take a bit to actually get it to you, but by June 22nd it will for sure be yours.

that feel when you guessed that movie....

 

[Omega]

Yeah it's kinda odd when u have a rank already, but I guess it's still a counter-measure for smurfs with low playtime. I need to rank up my smurf a bit too, who already has a rank, but I just gotta suck it up. :d

Had some fun games with Mayham. 4 wins and DMG! Also had a loss when Omega joined. Coincidence? I think not!

lol

those guys legitimately pissed me off. honestly probably the worst teammates ever. at least other people try to help the team, they're incapable of it but hey, they tried.

those two clowns were more focused on their K/D and sitting B with AWPs and didn't even communicate. you talked more and had your mic muted for an entire half

 

[lastflowers]

that feel when you guessed that movie....

U ml were only fourth minutes off my friend. Was too busy getting drunk off of free beer and whisky from the Scottish bartender near me....

Edit:!hixx was second by 19 minutes...

 

[Princess Carl]

that feel when you guessed that movie....

lol, same

 

[lastflowers]

Also a good note remember: next time I say I might give you a skin.....actually believe I might be sincere and respond. I spend too muchoney on skins because i made a lot of money last year on betting. Though I doubt I'll be betting anytime soon, the skins o get might be up for replcement, and GAF should have them over the rest of the scrubs out there.

 

[Xizk]

Yay thanks for the giveaway! The No country for old men hint made the answer easy to guess.

 

[Sajjaja]

Yay thanks for the giveaway! The No country for old men hint made the answer easy to guess.

I was the one who also guessed that lol.

 

[Forerunner]

I was the one who also guessed that lol.

 

[Xizk]

I was the one who also guessed that lol.

Thanks for the assist. (っ◔◡&#9684っ ❤