Shogmaster said:
"HI EVERYBODY! A FEW TEXTURES SEEN REALLY CLOSE UP MEANS THE WHOLE GAME LOOKS TERRIBLE! F*CKADOODLEDOO!"
Normally I'd be upset with your Caps Lock issue, but you quoted Shaun of the Dead, so you wins the internets.
bobthefork said:
damn, wish there was a way I could play this, sounds like a hands-on only kind of deal
"Hands on only"? As in you think people can't get excited about this game unless they play it? I seem to know at least two people here bought 360s in the last two days just to play this demo.
I had a Servbot helmet on, some 10 sizes too small kids clothing with a "Ratman" logo on them and goofy old timer dress shoes with knee high socks, while holding a katana blade and slashing zombies in half, covered in dark red blood, and was heading toward a store called "Jill's Sandwiches", where I drank some OJ to fuel up with health, threw a bottle of ketchup at an approaching zombie (which caused a huge red spot on them---"you got red on you"), then jumped on a skateboard and mowed zombies down in my path. But then I died while trying to make huge combos by bowling zombies over with bowling balls; I was given head to death by a fellactious female zombie.
Seriously. That's pure ****ing gold, man.
myarmsyourhearse said:
Lost Planet destroys this mindless, repetitive snorefest.
Um. Marching around in snow either on foot or in a slow robot with few sound effects other than the wind and the sounds of your boots crunching through the crust between short bursts of gunplay and explody enemy anus bunkers is more exciting than a constant barrage zombie killing while using every object around you? I like Lost Planet, too, but other than the pretty graphics, I can't imagine the combat or story will keep me interested for long; I found the demo became old after a few playthroughs.
Your patience knows no bounds. You're really damn elite, man. You shouldn't be here. You should be updating that Wikipedia entry on transcendental meditation. We're too lowbrow for you, apparently. Also, I really hope you don't have Tetris or Galaga around the house. I'd hate to call you a hypocrite.