Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Altogether there is 9 belts, right? Along with that, Goldberg vs Brock is likely and the Taker match plus potentially HHH vs Rollins.
We're gonna pass out at Mania.
As I said, I don't think they will defend all of them, which is a shame. You can't have 9 title matches, plus Goldberg/Lesnar, Rollins/HHH, and Undertaker and the Andre Battle Royal.
I mean, obviously some of these will be converted into Triple Threats and 6-man Ladder matches, but still.
I think they should do some cross-brand stuff, e.g. the winner of a US Title vs. Intercontinental Title match gets to challenge their brand's World Champion at the next PPV, or something.
They did sort of hint that Rollins/Triple H could be a title match because Rollins said the only way to get his attention was to win the belt.
They'd have to take the title off of Owens first, and we've done Owens/Rollins for the title 5 times now. It's at least plausible Owens wins the title at Roadblock, but Rollins/Reigns to get Rollins the title back to set up the HHH match doesn't make any sense. I mean, I suppose he could interfere in the match to give Reigns the title, but I'm skeptical they really want to do the "Reigns has 2 belts" thing because making an invincible babyface ever drop the minor title is super awkward.