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[sf2fanatic]

Remember when Zach got his heat back , brother ?

Then got rolled up in 18 seconds

 

[Heroman]

Remember when Zach got his heat back , brother ?

No

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

WWE this year made WrestleMania feel meaningless, for fucks sake

But Roman finally over came the odds and won the big one!

 

[DMczaf]

I was there. In front of 80,000 screaming Zachamaniacs dude!!

 

[Zach]

 

[DMczaf]

Of course the back completely ruins it.

Damn it Zach!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

The only Heat I want back

is Sunday Night

 

[FlammableD]

Just watched a few clips of Progress on YouTube. I really need to figure out a way to invest time into this promotion

https://demandprogress.pivotshare.com/

one of us one of us etc

I've got a month code lying around if you want it

 

[miserable]

Hogan got bigger pops in 2002 than Haitch

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

https://demandprogress.pivotshare.com/

one of us one of us etc

I've got a month code lying around if you want it

It's more of the time. My list of "things to watch" is already too damn big

 

[imBask]

https://demandprogress.pivotshare.com/

one of us one of us etc

I've got a month code lying around if you want it

Pro wrestling. For grown ups.

lmao stay insecure, friends

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

if Haitch never got involved with Steph would he still be in the WWE?

If WCW was around would Haitch have been poached?

 

[Zach]

I hired imbask to model for ShopZach.com.

 

[imBask]

that is not the body I expected to have

 

[Zach]

You're beautiful just the way you are, imbask.

 

[Sephzilla]

I always new imbask was skinny fat

 

[Zach]

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Imbask is part of the lizard people illuminati? Shiiiieeeetttt

 

[Zach]

I always new imbask was skinny fat

Whoops. That was a picture from years ago. 2016 imbask:

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Zach]

if Haitch never got involved with Steph would he still be in the WWE?

If WCW was around would Haitch have been poached?

I could see Triple H being a behind-the-scenes agent or whatever. I mean, what else would he do as an older guy? He seems bright enough to not be a Randy the Ram in the indies, but not bright enough to make it outside of wrestling.

 

[imBask]

that's actually hilarious

 

[FlammableD]

lmao stay insecure, friends

 

[British Monsoon]

Not sure I see the problem with a parental advisory warning?

 

[klonere]

CAN YOU MARKS STOP GETTING WORKED BY IMBASK

seriously put him on ignore if you don't wanna deal with the act

 

[ANuclearError]

90s WWE was a topic on "Celebrity" Mastermind on BBC One just now. Holy shit those questions were so fucking easy.

 

[imBask]

CAN YOU MARKS STOP GETTING WORKED BY IMBASK

seriously put him on ignore if you don't wanna deal with the act

don't ignore me, i'm the champ damnit

 

[Sephzilla]

don't ignore me, i'm the champ damnit

You're the champ? Well then

 

[sf2fanatic]

You're the champ? Well then

That was a long ass ramp. Imagine Taker cashing in?

 

[Hasney]

don't ignore me, i'm the champ damnit

The vchamp of what, TNA?

Oh yeah, I went there.

 

[Zach]

Ignore imbask?! What is this?!

 

[Sephzilla]

That was a long ass ramp. Imagine Taker cashing in?

 

[The Strokes]

The Rusev shoot at 9:55 with Roman still in the room, jeeez

 

[avengers23]

That was a long ass ramp. Imagine Taker cashing in?

Count the pin, Lil' Naitch:

As for Taker, a preview based on his peers:

 

[Sephzilla]

The Rusev shoot at 9:55 with Roman still in the room, jeeez

I said goddamn. Everyone in the room had that "oh shit he actually said it" look

 

[Zach]

Count the pin, Lil' Naitch:

I imagine him running to the ring, right past The Undertaker, and then awkwardly waiting there.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

 

[Heroman]

Interviewer: How does it feel to have never won a match at WrestleMania?

 

[avengers23]

He's a husky boy (Husky boyyyy)
He's not your boy toy
He's just a husky boy

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Roadblock End of the Line was the only WWE PPV not to have a 4* match this year lol

 

[British Monsoon]

CAN YOU MARKS STOP GETTING WORKED BY IMBASK

seriously put him on ignore if you don't wanna deal with the act

Act? Sir, are you implying that friend Imbask espouses opinions not necessarily his own, or otherwise exaggerated for effect? I'm shocked and appalled.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Tonight on Wrasslegaf...

Tensions are flaring in the Wrasslegaf universe as the Irking Imbask continued to ruffle the feathers of various wrasslegaf superstars like the Inquiring Irishman Ithil and Destructoid Defector Sephzilla.
The GM of Wrasslegaf British Monsoon may clamp down on this soon as the master Gif Gaffer looks to settle things with his trademark storm in a teacup match. Can the man from the mean streets of Ireland University and the Robocop Reveler put aside their differences to tackle Imbask once and for all?

Meanwhile "the PPV Grader from Abdullah to Vader" Zach continues to try and ensnare the target of his affections Data West with posts designed to lure him into the prying eyes of the lurkers of the wrasslegaf universe, can the Zord Lord resist the diabolical temptations of Zach's WCW grades? in any case there's an A for effort rewarded here.

Professor Beef also claims to have information that will shock DMczaf to his core, the silent snitcher has made it clear that he wants rid of the wily veteran but is refusing to tackle DM on his terms of Wargames instead demanding Kennel in a Cell. Could this SHOOT spell the end of AssBiz?

Aw man, just thought of another stupid WWE style nickname The God among Men...Man God.
I blame Zach's MS paint shirts for this post

 

[Sephzilla]

Why is Imbask fighting himself?

 

[wild wild rice]

This page gets ***** for hilarity.

 

[Professor Beef]

Tonight on Wrasslegaf...



Aw man, just thought of another stupid WWE style nickname The God among Men...Man God.
I blame Zach's MS paint shirts for this post

You put Imbask in there twice. Otherwise, that's fucking perfect lmao

 

[Nekofrog]

Jabronie marks working yourself into works when somebody is fake shooting in a fake business, you wouldn't know a work from a shoot if it had a wristwatch on an ankle lock. And another thing about you mar-- *rolls up blue for a shoot fast count* RING THE BELL DAMMIT

 

[Sephzilla]

Jabronie marks working yourself into works when somebody is fake shooting in a fake business, you wouldn't know a work from a shoot if it had a wristwatch on an ankle lock. And another thing about you mar-- *rolls up blue for a shoot fast count* RING THE BELL DAMMIT

 

[Zach]

imbask, please include this disclaimer in all of your posts going forward:

Thank you.

 

[Nekofrog]

Bring back forum signatures just for that

 

[ReiGun]

WhatCulture's 10 Best WWE Wrestlers of 2016

Solid list, though I'd change the order a bit and maybe take one person off.