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December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT
Congrats.
Will you teach them the ways of Rusev or will you let your students ride the Lex Express?
Masquerader
Member
That audience looks well over a combined age of 2500 years old. Are old people normally that interested by ravishing wrestlers?
QueenOfThorns
Member
This is the second PPV since JR turned heel. Oh god, he's heel in this one too. I thought it only lasted a month. "Why would he want a woman with him at ringside? What purpose would it serve?
I..I can't tell the difference between heel JR and normal JR.
Mr. Enigma
Member
It's not as bad as anything WWE did from 2011 to Lawler's heartattack. It's all unwatchable due to heel Michael Cole. Just dreadful.
Frecklestein
Banned
Striker, Regal and Renee Young commentary team. LETS GO.
QueenOfThorns
Member
Immediately fire Renee Young and Matt Striker and you've got yourself a deal.
StylesClash
Member
But he's with Brooke or he was at one point.
Frecklestein
Banned
Can we keep Renee, turn off her mic and put a live feed in the corner or on the WWE app where we can just watch her behind the desk?
Jimmy King
Member
Frecklestein
Banned
Seen but not heard kind of deal?
Wow.
Just wow.
I've got that Bubba levels of getting off to putting women through tables
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Zack Ryder is looking to dip his toe in the Samoa Joe waters and stream kideo games. Sure, I'll try it once.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
I have so much shame right now.....
Professor Beef
Banned
5 months from now, WWE is going to have their own Twitch page.
British Monsoon
Member
All these wrestlers doing podcasts, now fucking Taz? If someone incoherent is going to do a podcast, it should be Dusty.
bean breath
Member
The phrase "just wow" is almost as appalling to me as Fricklestein's views on women.
oh god i think my brain would melt and drip out of my ears
Ryder Fails at Dota
Frecklestein
Banned
But seriously, can we talk about Bubba's putting women through tables fetish storyline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Kt1yVJ0eE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Kt1yVJ0eE
Professor Beef
Banned
Ha, I wondered how old Fuckface was doing.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Dusty Rhodes. First guest Pat Patterson. 6 hours long. No episode 2. I'd be satisfied.
Those kids will go far with the amount of Nolan, Jordan and HBK knowledge they will consume over the course of a year.
Jimmy King
Member
P-P-P-P-Podcast One presents...
You've done it now, You've gone and made a big mistake.
And I cant allow, You to think you can just walk away,
So turn around,
and face the piper you're gonna pay,
'Cause the end is now,
This is gonna be your judgement day.
A cheap shot, That's the way that you play the game,
I was blindsided, Things will never ever be the same.
Nice guys, It's said they always finish last,
But bad asses, always kick an ass's ass.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
There's no forgiveness this time.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
It's my business, Your mine.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
I'm burning these ones to the ground.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
I'm gonna bring you down.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
No more chances, No more excuses, no lies.
Your stories ending, Time to say your goodbyes.
Nice guys, Its said they always finish last,
But bad asses, always kicks an ass___'s ass.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
There's no forgiveness this time.
Your gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
Its my business, Your mine.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
I'm burning these ones to the ground.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
I'm gonna bring you down.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
You're gonna pay, You're gonna pay.
First off we gotta pay the bills. You didn't think I fill my Harley's tank on the souls of streak victims did ya? How far you think I could make it out in the desert on CM Punk's frail ass? Nah, see, when I'm out in 100 degree weather sitting on my keister, things can get a bit sweaty down there. That's why I use minted buttwipes and you should too.
Me And My Friend Mark
LOL. First time seeing this. Classic Cole right here, man. Dude is a master heel.
I recall dudes doing that spot in ROH like 10 years ago.
British Monsoon
Member
Full card for the World Tag League Final show on Sunday;
NJPW, "WORLD TAG LEAGUE FINAL", 2014.12.07
Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium
1. Sho Tanaka vs Yohei Komatsu
2. BUSHI & Tiger Mask vs El Desperado & Taichi
3. Yuji Nagata & Manabu Nakanishi vs Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr.
4. Jushin 'Thunder' Liger & Captain New Japan vs Michael Bennett & Matt Taven
5. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima vs Rob Conway & Jax Dane
6. Kazushi Sakuraba, Toru Yano & Gedo vs Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka & TAKA Michinoku
7. Tetsuya Naito, Ryusuke Taguchi & Tomoaki Honma vs AJ Styles, Bad Luck Fale & Yujiro Takahashi
8. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Kota Ibushi, Togi Makabe & La Sombra vs Kazuchika Okada, Shinsuke Nakamura, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI
9. World Tag League FINAL: Hirooki Goto & Katsuyori Shibata vs Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows
Tag final itself should be good, I also like the look of that 8-man tag and looking forward to the young lions match to kick things off. A couple more singles matches would've been nice, though.
NJPW, "WORLD TAG LEAGUE FINAL", 2014.12.07
Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium
1. Sho Tanaka vs Yohei Komatsu
2. BUSHI & Tiger Mask vs El Desperado & Taichi
3. Yuji Nagata & Manabu Nakanishi vs Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr.
4. Jushin 'Thunder' Liger & Captain New Japan vs Michael Bennett & Matt Taven
5. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima vs Rob Conway & Jax Dane
6. Kazushi Sakuraba, Toru Yano & Gedo vs Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka & TAKA Michinoku
7. Tetsuya Naito, Ryusuke Taguchi & Tomoaki Honma vs AJ Styles, Bad Luck Fale & Yujiro Takahashi
8. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Kota Ibushi, Togi Makabe & La Sombra vs Kazuchika Okada, Shinsuke Nakamura, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI
9. World Tag League FINAL: Hirooki Goto & Katsuyori Shibata vs Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows
Tag final itself should be good, I also like the look of that 8-man tag and looking forward to the young lions match to kick things off. A couple more singles matches would've been nice, though.
Nope
Sibersk Esto
Banned
lol no what gave you that impression?
Singularity42
Member
He's in the World Tag League FINAL. Figured that meant something.
slightconfuse
Banned
Doc gallows is hilarious on talkin shop. Dude has a lot of good impressions. Love his fink
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!
Member
Watching Lex Luger in 1988 and then in 1994 is quite shocking.
slightconfuse
Banned
Speaking of the bullet club
Sibersk Esto
Banned
it means he's a big American guy, which njpw likes to push, and part of bullet club, which moves merch
Luger ages in dog years
No, he's just a gaijin and Jado and Gedo have boners for gaijins regardless of talent
Frecklestein
Banned
Have you seen him these days? I remember how it kinda blew my mind when I saw him. I wonder what that kinda drastic transformation does to someone from a mental standpoint. Pretty nuts.
WE BOUGHT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE, PHIL
British Monsoon
Member
One half of the current tag champs, so they're going to book him strongly - dude isn't great or anything, but he's serviceable in his role as 'big gaijin guy'. Anderson carries the team, more than he had to with Giant Bernard. Shibata and Goto likely win here to set up a title match at the Dome.
There should be a stipulation that with each of the single belts
That if you are able to defend the title for a certain amount of time you can trade it in for a higher belt shot.
And when a belt is traded in you have a tournament(King of the ring style) for the vacant belt featuring the champ from a lower belt.
You protect the highest belt and you are able to move the card around in a natural way.
- US Championship
- Intercontinental Championship
Internet Championship- World Heavyweight Championship
That if you are able to defend the title for a certain amount of time you can trade it in for a higher belt shot.
And when a belt is traded in you have a tournament(King of the ring style) for the vacant belt featuring the champ from a lower belt.
You protect the highest belt and you are able to move the card around in a natural way.
Man, think of the records it could have set if he didn't have such dogshit designs.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Teach your students the principles of HLR, friend.
reptilescorpio
Member
I assume his local football/basketball teams were shit growing up and the baseball/hockey teams were good. That's generally a good indicator unless you are pushed towards a sport by family or close friends.
I mean fuck, I'm interested in this carny piece of shit entertainment industry due to my cool maths teacher lending out recorded VHS tapes of Raw.
Ding ding. Unless Sony sign a contract for that as well, like MS did for Titanfall eventually.
I very much expect Capcom went to Sony though, rather than the other way around.
It sucks for X1 owners but fingers crossed the SSF5 edition isn't locked away.
PS4 launched cheaper than the X1 in the US too didn't it? The poor people would have picked up a PS4 and now don't have the issue of missing out on Street Fighter!
Agreed, I want to hear the impact of the wrestlers and the commentary reacting to them. Crowd chants during down moments or actual participation moments (like a submission or something).
Isn't that around the wrong way? The developers are disrespectful millenials while the older developers treated the customers well?
The customer is always an arsehole but the customer is always
(I thought DmC was alright, an interesting different direction. Would love a proper DMC5 though)
Nintendo fans. They make a complaint here or there on a message board but they still buy up a ton of 1st party games and stuff like Amiibos without missing a beat.
You stuffed up Heel, it's 'Frail bleached blonde doofus'. The capital F is for impact.
Can't paraphrase a beautiful mind like Joeki11a, that's just watering down the quality.
He should be Koncessions Kane's dishwasher at best.
He's 10 years old and struggling to even live, he's asleep in bed before Raw even comes on. Alfredo is an awesome name, reminds me of the happy time eating chicken alfredo before I drank too much one night while eating it and now dry retch at the smell of it.
BTW did anyone notice any other "inspiration to sick kids" wrestlers or is it just John Cena that has sick fans?
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!
Member
Yeah he looks like an old lady. He had a stroke of some sort I think.
It's sad though...he actually was capable of putting on good matches early in his career. I mean most of them were against like Flair and Steamboat but he still put forth some effort. He wasn't a bad wrestler for a big guy.
Then around the time he went to the WWF he just fell off and was never even decent again.
I swear that used to be a thing in the NWA in the 70s and 80s, but it could just be that lower ranked champions got title shots at the next ranked title more often. The US/IC champion used to always be the automatic number one contender to NWA/WCW and WWF championships.