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[jmdajr]

So no wrestling tonight? Is the entire show the Slammy awards?

It's 3 hours! Yes there is wrestling.

edit: CENA VS BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

 

[FlammableD]

Her lovely face doesn't match her body for some reason :\

Awesome, cute tattooed girls are my type.

 

[Perspicacity]

This is hypnotic

 

[lovely ladies]

I hope John Cena wins every single slammy tonight.

 

[Macho Madness]

Who are the nominees? Not like they matter since Cena's probably winning, but still.

 

[Fox318]

Is there an award for worst punch?

Cena can win that!!

 

[Frecklestein]

I'm voting my boy D-Bry for superstar of the year. I don't give a fuck if he's been injured. He gets it for Mania alone, which is the only thing that's mattered anyway.

I was just thinking about that. Bryan deserves to win. It'll be Bryan or Brock. Or Roman Reigns VIA satellite.

I can't believe I'm talking about the slammies like they actually even matter. We need someone like Owen to breathe some life

Spoiler

poor choice of words

into the Slammy gimmick.

It's 3 hours! Yes there is wrestling.

edit: CENA VS BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

 

[somedevil]

Who are the nominees? Not like they matter since Cena's probably winning, but still.

Here are the 8 Slammy's that will be decided on Raw:

Match of the Year

Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton – WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania 30
The Shield vs. Evolution – Extreme Rules
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt – Last Man Standing Match at Payback
Team Cena vs. Team Authority – 5-on-5 Traditional Elimination Match at Survivor Series

WWE Superstar of the Year

Brock Lesnar
Dean Ambrose
John Cena
Seth Rollins
Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns
Bray Wyatt

WWE Diva of the Year

AJ Lee
Paige
Nikki Bella
Brie Bella

LOL Moment of the Year

Damien Mizdow as The Miz’s Stunt Double
Mr. T thanks his mother at the 2014 WWE Hall of Fame
Vickie Guerrero throws Stephanie McMahon in a pool of pudding on Raw
El Torito vs. Hornswoggle - WeeLC Match at Extreme Rules

Extreme Moment of the Year

Brock Lesnar hits 16 German suplexes at SummerSlam
Kane hits Daniel Bryan with Tombstones on floor, steel steps and table on Raw
Chris Jericho hits a cross-body on Bray Wyatt from the top of a steel cage on Raw
Seth Rollins Curb Stomps Dean Ambrose through cinderblocks on Raw

Surprise Return of the Year

Hulk Hogan returns as the guest host of WrestleMania 30 on Raw
Ultimate Warrior returns to WWE at WrestleMania 30, Raw, Hall of Fame
Batista returns on Raw
The Rock returns to interrupt Rusev and Lana on Raw

“This is Awesome” Moment of the Year

Yes! Movement occupies Raw
Stephanie McMahon gets arrested and taken away on Raw
Sting debuts to help Team Cena defeat Team Authority
Hulk Hogan, The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin meet at WrestleMania 30

OMG Shocking Moment of the Year

Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker’s WrestleMania Streak at WrestleMania 30
Seth Rollins turns on The Shield on Raw
Bray Wyatt’s choir surrounds John Cena inside Steel Cage on Raw
Nikki Bella turns on Brie Bella at SummerSlam

 

[bjork]

Is there an award for worst punch?

Cena can win that!!

Not as long as Roman still functions.

Match of the Year
Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton – WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania 30

WWE Superstar of the Year
Brock Lesnar

WWE Diva of the Year
AJ Lee

LOL Moment of the Year
Mizdow is awesome and fuck them for goofing on Mr T.

Extreme Moment of the Year
Brock Lesnar hits 16 German suplexes at SummerSlam

Surprise Return of the Year
Ultimate Warrior returns to WWE at WrestleMania 30, Raw, Hall of Fame

“This is Awesome” Moment of the Year
None of that was awesome

OMG Shocking Moment of the Year
Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker’s WrestleMania Streak at WrestleMania 30

^ if those lose, boo

 

[Fox318]

Roman Reigns will win because all that matters is this:

REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER

 

[Jimmy King]

"Brock Lesnar hits 16 German suplexes at SummerSlam" should also be up for LOL Moment of the Year

 

[lovely ladies]

It's 3 hours! Yes there is wrestling.

edit: CENA VS BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

I thought Big Show was bad now, why does he have that goofy ass grin on his face.

 

[Macho Madness]

Full image:

 

[Perspicacity]

Daniel Bryan had a hell of a first four months of the year, but I would give Star of the Year to the Lunatic Fringe

 

[jmdajr]

Fucking Mr. T man. I witnessed that shit live. It was fucking unreal.

Anyhow. Superstar of the year votes are gonna cannibalize each other...and Cena will stand tall in the end.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Yep, a choir of children singing to John Cena shocked the world more than the streak being broken

WHAT?!

 

[jmdajr]

I thought Big Show was bad now, why does he have that goofy ass grin on his face.

I know this casual wrestling fan at work. Even he is confused.

"I don't understand. How can Big Show be good and bad so often?????"

 

[Vylash]

It's 3 hours! Yes there is wrestling.

edit: CENA VS BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

BUT CAN HE GET HIM UP FOR THE AA???????????????????

 

[lovely ladies]

The "this is awesome" Bryan moment should be the time he beat up Bray in the cage and not the occupy Raw deal. I guess they could have both but the first one was a lot cooler.

 

[Fox318]

I thought Big Show was bad now, why does he have that goofy ass grin on his face.

He is a heel now but they will turn him on smackdown and then turn him again after Rumble.

 

[Macho Madness]

- YOU GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK REALLY STRONG DAMMIT

- That's more like it.

 

[Toki767]

Wait, why is HHH vs Bryan at Mania not a match of the year nominee?

 

[Dick Justice]

http://www.sescoops.com/exclusive-part-time-wwe-superstar-backtage-raw/

I'd bet good money that Mizdow wins a slammy but Miz takes credit for it which causes more descension in the ranks.

Whenever I hear that phrase, I always think of that guy in Sopranos saying dysentery instead of dissension.

 

[jmdajr]

He is a heel now but they will turn him on smackdown and then turn him again after Rumble.

He's just having fun!

 

[somedevil]

Roman Reigns will win because all that matters is this:

REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET OVER REIGNS MUST GET

Its a fan vote so he won't. This whole he must get over thing is funny because to its just about the choice of who they decided to push big.

I wonder if stuff like quoted would happen if Punk told the story and instead of Reigns he said Ambrose or Rollins?

 

[Thorakai]

dbry vs mr h's got robbed

 

[Macho Madness]

Wait, why is HHH vs Bryan at Mania not a match of the year nominee?

There's a lot of matches that aren't on there. I don't have any idea who chooses them.

 

[jmdajr]

Wait, why is HHH vs Bryan at Mania not a match of the year nominee?

Stupid HHH won't put himself over.

At least he was in the Evolution match.

 

[Frecklestein]

Daniel Bryan had a hell of a first four months of the year, but I would give Star of the Year to the Lunatic Fringe

All he ever did this year was film a cop movie and throw hot dogs at people

It's pretty sad that in only 4 months Bryan has had a better year than anyone else. Jesus. And that includes

 

[Jimmy King]

No Bryan vs Bray either.

I wonder if stuff like quoted would happen if Punk told the story and instead of Reigns he said Ambrose or Rollins?

Punk knew what he was doing when he told that story. Thank you, Punk.

 

[Toki767]

There's a lot of matches that aren't on there. I don't have any idea who chooses them.

It's weird. There was nothing special about Cena vs Wyatt at Payback. They could have easily gone with another match. Even one of the Shield vs Wyatts matches.

 

[Jimmy King]

Bryan/Kane was the epitome of FnP. I love it!

Spoiler

maggle

 

[Perspicacity]

It might actually be Brock Lesnar's year based on the pure dominance displayed in 2/3 of his matches.

 

[strobogo]

It's 3 hours! Yes there is wrestling.

edit: CENA VS BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

 

[Macho Madness]

Brock aint winnin nothing. And he shouldn't. One crappy match (I know the circumstances but who cares it still sucked), one really good one (that will age poorly), and then a pretty good one with a shitty finish.

Meh.

 

[Alucard]

I thought Big Show was bad now, why does he have that goofy ass grin on his face.

No one cares about him enough to care about this fact. No one ever really knows if he's a face or a heel. WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

I'm gonna keep working my way through the New Japan Tag League tourney from this past weekend instead.

Join me, friends, and end the cycle of abuse.

 

[somedevil]

Wait, why is HHH vs Bryan at Mania not a match of the year nominee?

Whoever choose them might read the observer because all the matches they listed got 4.5 stars from Meltzer.

 

[jmdajr]

HE'S JUST HAVING FUN GUYS!

 

[Toki767]

Brock aint winnin nothing. And he shouldn't. One crappy match (I know the circumstances but who cares it still sucked), one really good one (that will age poorly), and then a pretty good one.

Meh.

He'll probably at least win the award for beating Undertaker at Mania.

From pure entertainment/workrate/solid match standpoint, Rollins honestly deserves Superstar of the Year.

But since it's popularity contest, it'll be Cena since everyone else will be split between Bryan and Ambrose.

 

[Perspicacity]

All he ever did this year was film a cop movie and throw hot dogs at people

I'm only talking about his ability to highlight a show, I don't know what he does on his personal time.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Im dying to know WWE reaction to Punk. Like I want to know what Vince, HHH everyone thinks.

Its killing me to see if they have ant reaction, or non at all.

 

[Toki767]

Im dying to know WWE reaction to Punk. Like I want to know what Vince, HHH everyone thinks.

Its killing me to see if they have ant reaction, or non at all.

You know they're probably furious about it, but at the same time they would love to see Punk get his ass kicked in a real fight.

 

[bjork]

HHH to escort Punk's first opponent to the octagon.

 

[Macho Madness]

STEPHANIE MCMAHON NAMED EDITORIAL ADVISOR TO SHAPE
PAUL LEVESQUE NAMED EDITORIAL ADVISOR TO MUSCLE & FITNESS

STAMFORD, CONN. AND NEW YORK, December 8, 2014 – WWE® and American Media, Inc. (AMI) announced today that Stephanie McMahon, WWE Chief Brand Officer has been appointed Editorial Advisor to Shape magazine and Paul “Triple H” Levesque, WWE Executive Vice President, Talent, Live Events & Creative has been appointed Editorial Advisor to Muscle & Fitness magazine.

Guess they really liked making those fitness DVDs

 

[KissVibes]

I honestly think it's pretty gross to have Mr. T talking about his mother as an "LOL" moment. He seemed lost, rambley, and extremely apologetic for taking so much time. It wasn't funny.

 

[Perspicacity]

Punk should fight Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway in the Octagon

 

[Fox318]

HE'S JUST HAVING FUN GUYS!

Is that what they say when he injures people?
http://zippy.gfycat.com/LiquidUnkemptAlpaca.webm
At least they have Dr. Fatty Deposit on hand.

 

[Nocturnowl]

The true superstar of the year is the one who radically changed the face of the WWE universe in 2014, I am of course talking about Kane who in kayfabe is the reason Daniel Bryan was crippled and the man who elevated Rollins to the top heel as well as ruiner of many a match through outside interference. Hey I never said they had to change things for the better.
Really though it's pretty sad that Bryan comes across as Superstar of the Year based upon the first quarter or so only.

Checking out the match listing for this years best PPV matches set, you can see the decline as the discs progress throughout the year, disc 1 is hype, by the end of the last disc it's filler town.
Also kind of invalidates my christmas purchase of a discounted WM30 blu ray seeing as both Bryan matches are on the set, what is this WM30 worth now aside from watching the shook masses witnessing Taker's defeat?

 

[Jimmy King]

Im dying to know WWE reaction to Punk. Like I want to know what Vince, HHH everyone thinks.

Its killing me to see if they have ant reaction, or non at all.

I imagine him signing to UFC probably helped cool H's alleged irateness since he knows he'll get his ass kicked. Though, I'm sure the company is going to do everything in their power to make Punk look good win or lose.

 

[KissVibes]

Is that what they say when he injures people?
http://zippy.gfycat.com/LiquidUnkemptAlpaca.webm
At least they have Dr. Fatty Deposit on hand.

Big Show is trying to ruin careers.

Ziggler
Barrett
Bryan
Rowan

WHO IS NEXT?
WHO ELSE HAS HE TRIED TO RUIN/KILL?