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[lovely ladies]

Sounds about right. It's Angle in TNA years.

He looks less crazy and brain dead.

 

[RP912]

He looks less crazy and brain dead.

I see your point...

 

[XenoRaven]

And if you go to Erick Rowan's Wikipedia it shows Kurt Angle lol. This is awesome.

 

[strobogo]

He looks less crazy and brain dead.

Of course. Rowan is almost a genius.

 

[Masquerader]

Cena is now part tank. We're doomed.

Kurt Angle sure is looking good on Wikipedia:

Thank you both for making me laugh while I'm currently in a bad mood.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

"And then he called me a dumb fuck!"

 

[jmdajr]

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

And if you go to Erick Rowan's Wikipedia it shows Kurt Angle lol. This is awesome.

For posterity:

 

[Masquerader]

Every bald wrestler with a beard is scary.

 

[Fox318]

If Cesaro was an MMA fighter, he'd be making millions of dollars off endorsements.

He's such a marketable guy. It's too bad WWE is stuck in Vince's imaginary land. "Too European."

Vince's definition of marketable

1. White or at least Samoan
2. Mullet or Crew Cut, nothing in between.
3. No Facial Hair
4. Speaks with either no accent or sounds like they are from Connecticut
5. Muscles to a point where you can't work
6. 6'2" and up. Special exceptions can be made for somebody 6'1"
7. Must have blood relations to Vince.
8. Name must be short

There are two exceptions to these rules

• Slept with Hayes
• Bobby Lashley

 

[lovely ladies]

Every bald wrestler with a beard is scary.

 

[Fox318]

 

[RP912]

Curious George trying to elevate to that brass ring I see :/

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Saw this on the WWE Network bot, it's a "study guide" for those looking to check out the NXT Event tomorrow, it'll catch you up.

Here's a quick overview of the main characters and feuds going in to Thursday's NXT R Evolution Event on the Network. If you need a crash course, here's a great way to get caught up quickly! NXT is easily the best thing going on the Network every single week these days.
NXT R-Evolution Study Guide
Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks
http://networkplaylists.com/getRivalry.php?face=1373&heel=287
Baron Corbin
http://networkplaylists.com/getWorker.php?workerID=98
Enzo Amore
http://networkplaylists.com/getWorker.php?workerID=493
The Vaudevillains
http://networkplaylists.com/getRivalry.php?face=25&heel=1449
Kalisto & Sin Cara
http://networkplaylists.com/getRivalry.php?face=819&heel=1446
Ascension vs. Hideo Itami
http://networkplaylists.com/getWorker.php?workerID=1577 http://networkplaylists.com/getWorker.php?workerID=622
Adrian Neville vs. Sami Zayn
http://networkplaylists.com/getRivalry.php?face=20&heel=1363

 

[Bowser]

Punk in Rolling Stone: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture...-wwe-and-getting-punched-in-the-face-20141210

You've also said you don't want your work to define your life, so what do you hope defines your life?

I'm somebody who constantly wants to challenge himself, evolve and grow. Because if you don't, you fade. You become stagnant. I'm somebody who tries to remain positive and looks forward to setting goals and reaching them. But that's easier said than done. When it's all said and done, my actions will speak for me to help define me.

And when it's all said and done, there's no part of you that pines for that WrestleMania main event one day?

No, absolutely not.

 

[zychi]

Punk in Rolling Stone: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture...-wwe-and-getting-punched-in-the-face-20141210

Liar. When he gets ranked in UFC, and then gets destroyed by someone who has done it all their life, he'll come crawling back.

Everyone does. It may take forever like Warrior or Sting, but he will be in a WWE ring again

 

[Bowser]

Liar. When he gets ranked in UFC, and then gets destroyed by someone who has done it all their life, he'll come crawling back.

Everyone does. It may take forever like Warrior or Sting, but he will be in a WWE ring again

I don't think he's saying he's never coming back. Just that, right now, he's at peace with it. It's not something he needs to "complete" his life, etc.

 

[Macho Madness]

10 current longest tenures in WWE

No. 10: Layla (3,034 days; debut: SummerSlam 2006)
No. 9: The Miz (3,113 days; debut: SmackDown, June 2, 2006)
No. 8: Rey Mysterio (4,521 days; debut: SmackDown, July 25, 2002)
No. 7: John Cena (4,549 days; debut: SmackDown, June 27, 2002)
No. 6: Randy Orton (4,612 days; debut: SmackDown, April 25, 2002)
No. 5: Big Show (5,778 days; debut: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: In Your House — 1999)
No. 4: Kane (6,275 days; debut: In Your House: Badd Blood — 1997)
No. 3: Mark Henry (6,848 days; debut: Raw, March 11, 1996)
No. 2: Triple H (7,164 days; debut: Wrestling Challenge, April 30, 1995)
No. 1: The Undertaker (8,786 days, debut: Survivor Series 1990)

http://www.wwe.com/inside/10-longest-current-wwe-superstar-diva-tenures/

 

[Gonzalez]

Any new Micheal Hayes gifs?

 

[BoboBrazil]

10 current longest tenures in WWE

No. 10: Layla (3,034 days; debut: SummerSlam 2006)
No. 9: The Miz (3,113 days; debut: SmackDown, June 2, 2006)
No. 8: Rey Mysterio (4,521 days; debut: SmackDown, July 25, 2002)
No. 7: John Cena (4,549 days; debut: SmackDown, June 27, 2002)
No. 6: Randy Orton (4,612 days; debut: SmackDown, April 25, 2002)
No. 5: Big Show (5,778 days; debut: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: In Your House — 1999)
No. 4: Kane (6,275 days; debut: In Your House: Badd Blood — 1997)
No. 3: Mark Henry (6,848 days; debut: Raw, March 11, 1996)
No. 2: Triple H (7,164 days; debut: Wrestling Challenge, April 30, 1995)
No. 1: The Undertaker (8,786 days, debut: Survivor Series 1990)

http://www.wwe.com/inside/10-longest-current-wwe-superstar-diva-tenures/

Cena will easily grab number 1.

 

[strobogo]

6000 days of Kane. What kind of hell is this?

 

[Fox318]

10 current longest tenures in WWE

No. 10: Layla (3,034 days; debut: SummerSlam 2006)
No. 9: The Miz (3,113 days; debut: SmackDown, June 2, 2006)
No. 8: Rey Mysterio (4,521 days; debut: SmackDown, July 25, 2002)
No. 7: John Cena (4,549 days; debut: SmackDown, June 27, 2002)
No. 6: Randy Orton (4,612 days; debut: SmackDown, April 25, 2002)
No. 5: Big Show (5,778 days; debut: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: In Your House — 1999)
No. 4: Kane (6,275 days; debut: In Your House: Badd Blood — 1997)
No. 3: Mark Henry (6,848 days; debut: Raw, March 11, 1996)
No. 2: Triple H (7,164 days; debut: Wrestling Challenge, April 30, 1995)
No. 1: The Undertaker (8,786 days, debut: Survivor Series 1990)

http://www.wwe.com/inside/10-longest-current-wwe-superstar-diva-tenures/

Kane should be longer

Doesn't include Isaac Yankem and Diesel

 

[Ithil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTbcbAHdgQ

Still amazing to think Sami Zayn wore a mask and spoke in broken English for ten years. Dude is lightning in promos.

 

[Macho Madness]

6000 days of Kane. What kind of hell is this?

And that's just Kane. He was there at over 2 years longer under Yankem.

 

[strobogo]

And that's just Kane. He was there at over 2 years longer under Yankem.

Almost 7000 days of banging DM's mom.

 

[jmdajr]

10 current longest tenures in WWE

No. 10: Layla (3,034 days; debut: SummerSlam 2006)
No. 9: The Miz (3,113 days; debut: SmackDown, June 2, 2006)
No. 8: Rey Mysterio (4,521 days; debut: SmackDown, July 25, 2002)
No. 7: John Cena (4,549 days; debut: SmackDown, June 27, 2002)
No. 6: Randy Orton (4,612 days; debut: SmackDown, April 25, 2002)
No. 5: Big Show (5,778 days; debut: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: In Your House — 1999)
No. 4: Kane (6,275 days; debut: In Your House: Badd Blood — 1997)
No. 3: Mark Henry (6,848 days; debut: Raw, March 11, 1996)
No. 2: Triple H (7,164 days; debut: Wrestling Challenge, April 30, 1995)
No. 1: The Undertaker (8,786 days, debut: Survivor Series 1990)

http://www.wwe.com/inside/10-longest-current-wwe-superstar-diva-tenures/

So Rey and Big Show have never been off contract all this time? Just time off here and there.

 

[DMczaf]

Almost 7000 days of banging DM's mom.

You wanna join soulplaya in the 5th dimension?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I love how due to Soul's reaction to Kane tripping, somehow that makes the jiff infinitely funnier to me. Poor Kane

 

[bjork]

It should just be active dates. Undertaker hasn't worked a full schedule in like a decade, if not longer.

 

[Macho Madness]

So Rey and Big Show have never been off contract all this time? Just time off here and there.

Big Show has, actually. People forget he retired in 2007.

 

[Fox318]

So Rey and Big Show have never been off contract all this time? Just time off here and there.

Rey has never cashed his checks,

WWE wants to keep him because they treated every other Latino wrestler horribly.

Right now the only Latino star is the one sleeping with Hayes.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

So Rey and Big Show have never been off contract all this time? Just time off here and there.

Yep. And Show's there till 2018 so get ready for him in the top 3 of that list

 

[Cagey]

Rey has never cashed his checks,

WWE wants to keep him because they treated every other Latino wrestler horribly.

Right now the only Latino star is the one sleeping with Hayes.

 

[strobogo]

Rey has never cashed his checks,

WWE wants to keep him because they treated every other Latino wrestler horribly.

Right now the only Latino star is the one sleeping with Hayes.

Hayes is fucking Torito? I wouldn't have pegged him as a furry.

 

[Fox318]

I said star.

 

[spindashing]

Hayes is fucking Torito? I wouldn't have pegged him as a furry.

Michael Hayes is a man of no morals.

 

[Masquerader]

Pfft. The man aged brilliantly physique-wise, and awfully face-wise.

Speaking of which, I doubt we'll ever get another face of the company as creepy as Hogan. Seriously, kids looked up to that guy? He was fucking terrifying at times, both in appearance and personality. I appreciate it when someone has a large variety of facial expressions, but to only use the creepy ones... Unusual, is all.

... The 1980s were weird. Heroes looked like villains.

 

[DMczaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTbcbAHdgQ

Still amazing to think Sami Zayn wore a mask and spoke in broken English for ten years. Dude is lightning in promos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbleqNdjjus

I like how this video ends with a Happy Zayn commercial.

 

[spindashing]

#Haters

 

[strobogo]

Pfft. The man aged brilliantly physique-wise, and awfully face-wise.

Speaking of which, I doubt we'll ever get another face of the company as creepy as Hogan. Seriously, kids looked up to that guy? He was fucking terrifying at times, both in appearance and personality. I appreciate it when someone has a large variety of facial expressions, but to only use the creepy ones... Unusual, is all.

... The 1980s were weird. Heroes looked like villains.

The 80s were a time of bright colors and looking up to cocaine and steroid ingesting giant men. It was a wonderful time.

 

[Fox318]

#Haters

 

[DMczaf]

#Haters

This will go great with Hogan's tweet meme.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Is Orton back yet? When's Orton back? I want Orton back.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Sephzilla]

oh my god this might have made me laugh more than the RKO-From-Space gif

 

[Fox318]

oh my god this might have made me laugh more than the RKO-From-Space gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2vLSaIeSE

 

[Cagey]

The truthers are protesting outside Stamford today, demanding transparency in the voting process. Just can't withstand the heavy Reigns. #believethat

 

[jmdajr]

So what's worse? The vote being legit or not?

I still say it's legit. So cry for your universe brothers, for they know not what they do.

 

[Macho Madness]

If you think it's legit, fine. There's no way to prove you wrong.

If you think it's not legit, fine. There's no way to prove you wrong.

If you think fake awards from the WWE matter, they don't.

 

[Xater]

So what's worse? The vote being legit or not?

I still say it's legit. So cry for your universe brothers, for they know not what they do.

People will smarten up once they see him wrestling again. I still remember how dreadful his match against Bray was.