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[RP912]

Fast Lane is such a horrible name for a ppv. Perfect for current day WWE.

it's like we are going backward into new generation 1995 territory. WWE might as well bring back fucking In Your House.





Which I wouldn't mind actually....

 

[DMczaf]

They actually used the "fast lane to the road to wrestlemania" line...they actually fucking did it...

 

[Jimmy King]

Fast Lane to the Road to WrestleMania

I will appreciate their level of trolling if Cesaro is on the poster.

 

[RP912]

So WWE really doing the WCW Uncensored King of the Hill concept for that ppv?

 

[Kaladin]

So they couldn't get Brock for the Feb PPV so they decided to eliminate the Chamber?

Shitty.

 

[DMczaf]

I like how they still wont promote Brock for Raw on Monday so they can keep the option of not using him and saving a date.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Fast Lane" should be all matches with a 2 minute time limit.

 

[RP912]

Can we please endeavor WWE from Wrasslegaf come January and focus on some good wrestling like NXT, Lucha Underground, NJPW, and Tn.......CZW.

 

[Data West]

If you're going to do cheap ass budget PPVs then just bring back In Your House.

 

[DMczaf]

Fast Lane should be based on the FOX series starring Bill Bellamy.

 

[RP912]

Fast Lane should be based on the FOX series starring Bill Bellamy.

What if Fast Lane really is a three hour mini series with wrestlers and Bill Bellamy?

 

[Gonzalez]

Fast Lane is such a horrible name for a ppv. Perfect for current day WWE.

It is lame, but I get what they were going for. They wanted a "Road to" theme for the PPV, but they wanted something less cliché. Problem is instead of sounding like its the last PPV before their biggest show of the year, it sounds like a new Disney World(the superior Disney park) Fast Pass gimmick.

 

[RP912]

Elimination Chamber fit the road to Wrestlemania theme to a T. I just don't understand. They might as well get rid of random ppvs and focus on the big 4 for crying out loud.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

It is lame, but I get what they were going for. They wanted a "Road to" theme for the PPV, but they wanted something less cliché. Problem is instead of sounding like its the last PPV before their biggest show of the year, it sounds like a new Disney World(the superior Disney park) Fast Pass gimmick.

They should have called it Cena V Rollins Dawn of Wrestlemania

 

[Sibersk Esto]

They should have called it Cena V Rollins Dawn of Wrestlemania

sounds like a clusterfuck

 

[somedevil]

Elimination Chamber fit the road to Wrestlemania theme to a T. I just don't understand. They might as well get rid of random ppvs and focus on the big 4 for crying out loud.

The elimination chamber is not gone they just pushed it to another month.

 

[RP912]

The elimination chamber is not gone they just pushed it to another month.

.........so they are getting rid of extreme rules?

 

[Macho Madness]

.........so they are getting rid of extreme rules?

We don't know. Put it in Battleground's slot or something to build to Summerslam.

 

[RP912]

We don't know. Put it in Battleground's slot or something to build to Summerslam.

They could make the chamber have a battleground theme since it would actually work....but I don't want to get deeper into something I don't know. I just hope the chamber don't get budget'd.

 

[MC Safety]

The best thing the WWE could do is strip Lesnar of the title and have a tournament to declare a new champ.

If less of Brock Lesnar is more, think of how much NO Brock Lesnar is.

 

[somedevil]

.........so they are getting rid of extreme rules?

No one knows. Right now they have Elimination Chamber, Extreme rules, Battleground and Payback and Money in the bank.

So one of those will be gone most likely going into 2015.

 

[RBH]

http://youtu.be/C79JAPfTyKU?list=UUJ5v_MCY6GNUBTO8-D3XoAg

Xavier did a

Ok, now this was pretty great.

 

[Data West]

WWE Films should make a movie about North Korea.

 

[Fox318]

WWE Films should make a movie about North Korea.

Who is more shut in from society ?

Vince or the north Korean people?

 

[jred2k]

I'd rather take advice from a North Korean doctor.

 

[Bert409]

 

[RBH]

Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt (TLC match)

John Cena vs. Seth Rollins (Tables match)

Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler (Ladder match for the Intercontinental Title)

Ryback vs. Kane (Chairs match)

Erick Rowan vs. Big Show (Steel Stairs match)

The Miz and Damien Mizdow vs. The Usos (WWE Tag-Team Title Match)

Rusev vs. Jack Swagger (United States Title Match)

Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee (Divas Title Match)

The New Day vs. Stardust and Goldust (Pre-Show match)

 

[Jimmy King]

I'm still feeling pretty positive and happy about wrestling from the high NXT gave me. And the card for TLC, despite having no real hype behind it, looks good on paper.

 

[RP912]

Watch Harper/Ziggler get motn. I see Razor/HBK vibes in the future of that match.

 

[The Silver]

What the heck they took out the Elimination Chamber? So I won't get to see Brock kill everyone in the chamber?

fucking bullshit.

 

[bean breath]

Thanks, RBH. That'll come in handy for my TLC&S OT thread.

Of course I'll have to correct your error of not placing Cena's match at the top of the card.

 

[plagiarize]

amazing. just amazing.

 

[jred2k]

That stairs match is gonna be great! The camo makes it look like Big Show shit himself too.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[Alucard]

Catching up on G1 from this year. Ishii vs. Fale was...absolutely awesome. They just smashed the fuck out of each other.

Can someone tell me why I should care about Toru Yano? His tights are godawful and I see nothing in him from the 3 times I've watched him now.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Catching up on G1 from this year. Ishii vs. Fale was...absolutely awesome. They just smashed the fuck out of each other.

Can someone tell me why I should care about Toru Yano? His tights are godawful and I see nothing in him from the 3 times I've watched him now.

he's a comedy heel jobber

 

[XenoRaven]

Catching up on G1 from this year. Ishii vs. Fale was...absolutely awesome. They just smashed the fuck out of each other.

Can someone tell me why I should care about Toru Yano? His tights are godawful and I see nothing in him from the 3 times I've watched him now.

Fire up the Dragonzord signal.

 

[Alucard]

he's a comedy heel jobber

Why is he beating the likes of Minoru Suzuki at the G1?

Fire up the Dragonzord signal.

Should I be worried? Is he a fan?

 

[Jimmy King]

Fire up the Dragonzord signal.

 

[RBH]

:lol

 

[Gonzalez]

Ah shit, call Aladdin! Jafar has come back again for his ass.

 

[Jimmy King]

Rewatching Taker/HBK from 25. The camera man spot. Why would HBK even bother trying to pull the cameraman in? Wouldn't you want Taker to eat it for maximum damage?

 

[Data West]

He's a comedy heel who's insanely over and forcefully sells merch. I know you're used to guys who have no personality, no uniqueness, and only get by based on their spots, but New Japan is able to have both.

 

[Vylash]

Real Ass Data West

 

[XenoRaven]

Why is he beating the likes of Minoru Suzuki at the G1?



Should I be worried? Is he a fan?

Suzuki is the grumpiest and angriest guy in NJPW now. He was referred to as "The man with the worst personality in the world." So it's fun to watch him get trolled by Yano. They feuded for way too long after that though.

I don't really know what to compare Yano to. He's kind of like a devious cartoon character that wins by cheating but still gets over with the crowd. He also has his own DVD (two now actually) that he will bring to the ring and shove in front of the camera to get more people to buy it.

This is basically the most perfect response to a post I have ever seen.

He's a comedy heel who's insanely over and forcefully sells merch. I know you're used to guys who have no personality, no uniqueness, and only get by based on their spots, but New Japan is able to have both.

Aaaaand there it is.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

lmao

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Fire up the Dragonzord signal.

He's a comedy heel who's insanely over and forcefully sells merch. I know you're used to guys who have no personality, no uniqueness, and only get by based on their spots, but New Japan is able to have both.

 

[Alucard]

He's a comedy heel who's insanely over and forcefully sells merch. I know you're used to guys who have no personality, no uniqueness, and only get by based on their spots, but New Japan is able to have both.

Why you hating, man? No need to go there.

Tanahashi/Honma from day 1 was...okay. Shibata/Nakamura, AJ/Okada, and Ishii/Fale stole the show.

 

[bean breath]

I wish I knew what Dada West is so angry about. Alas, I only watch Raw.

 

[KissVibes]

They named a PPV after that fucking John Cena phone game, which already shared the title with that Fast and The Furious rip-off show from FOX...

The Rock winning the Royal Rumble confirmed.