I'm surprised I haven't found any Bray/Ambrose fanfiction minus Pepsi's.
Well, at least someone's trying to push the Vita.
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December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT
reptilescorpio
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You know Hogan really need money when he has to pimp for IGN and the Vita.
Mr. Luchador
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So just when you thought one John Cena was bad enough... along came another John Cena and this one has the blood of The Rock. Somewhere.
We're double doomed.
We're double doomed.
British Monsoon
Member
How was TLC(s)? Everything you hoped for? That Cena table spot looks dumb, how does Cena managed to look contrived when doing the simplest of shit?
Huh, I forgot all about that. I think there weren't enough people willing to nominate matches, iirc. I wanted to do 3 matches a week, so we'd need at least 12 people for a month's worth.
Huh, I forgot all about that. I think there weren't enough people willing to nominate matches, iirc. I wanted to do 3 matches a week, so we'd need at least 12 people for a month's worth.
Did someone kiss Jay Briscoe like Ambrose did Bray? Could turn that match into a shoot.
I really want to see that Roman promo if it was as bad as you guys say. When did it happen?
Morning WrassleGAF
That is a fucking leap by Rollins - and if Cena hadn't have moved his left leg, it would've been spot on.
This spot was all Rollins. Best part of the match.
That is a fucking leap by Rollins - and if Cena hadn't have moved his left leg, it would've been spot on.
No idea, I've just followed what went on through this thread and gifs.
Mr. Luchador
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Tell me more.
To creative Roman is literally a fucking pretty face stapled on to terrible body that they can cover with a bullet proof vest. They don't give a shit if he can't work a match, or talk. All they give a shit about right now is protecting that beautiful face of his. That's why you'll never see ugly as sin guys like Sami, Neville, Owens, or Daniel Bryan get a chance.
I wouldn't surprised if Brie gets booked into a romantic angle with Roman eventually, because Vince can't believe that "ghost faced motherfucker can get a piece of ass like Brie Bella".
Vince fucking HATES ugly people. If he could, he would put a blue dot over 70% of the current roster right now.
I wouldn't surprised if Brie gets booked into a romantic angle with Roman eventually, because Vince can't believe that "ghost faced motherfucker can get a piece of ass like Brie Bella".
Vince fucking HATES ugly people. If he could, he would put a blue dot over 70% of the current roster right now.
Mr. Enigma
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CrankyVince got suspended again.
brb going to threaten people while firing off racist and homophobic abuse and not even get warned for it.
Fucking Twitter.
Rollins is the the only dude I've ever believed when it came to Crossfit being a legit thing worth doing.
Goddamn Cena, you are the worst.
Sami isn't ugly at all. What are you talking about.
This spot was all Rollins. Best part of the match.
Goddamn Cena, you are the worst.
Sami isn't ugly at all. What are you talking about.
Yeah, if I ever needed to leap like that, I'd be looking into it. Maybe if I ever move somewhere with a lot of bears.
Mr. Luchador
Member
He's the WWE's Captain America. Maybe. Yeah, I have no idea.
British Monsoon
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Cena look grotesque. I can see why people might be attracted to Orton or even consider him 'good looking', but John is Frankenstein's Monster and this Dr. Frankenstein goes by the name Vince McMahon.
That's because you can't see it with that beard covering his horrible male ginger complexion.
Why do you think that son of a bitch wore a mask for so long?
I'm sorry, but those girls aren't screaming in terror with torches, and pitch forks. That man has a face for Tiger Beat.
British Monsoon
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I had to look up 'Tiger Beat' and now my google search history is forever stained. Thanks. Also, Cena has a face like a bag of spanners.
Whoa there, partner. It was Cena who started the destruction of Bray Wyatt with that godawful feud. He had a chance to make a star...three times. But he didn't lie down in three fucking matches for the guy.
I hardly think Bray sucks. He's still an elite talker in the WWE, and he has one of the few interesting characters on the roster.
I should really learn to trust Bootaaay when he says things. I did use incognito mode though...
Cena was good-looking years ago - but he's aged badly, in the big scheme of things.
Then why didn't Juvi end the streak?
This coming from a guy with an avatar of a man who when his baby teeth fell out grew another set of baby teeth to replace them.
Conrad Link
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My GF doesn't watch, and has never watched TNA before but even she was laughing at Reigns saying IMPACT over and over.
British Monsoon
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Still better looking than Cena. Tanahashi's prettier than both, though.
Worse than the Bully Ray spot.This spot was all Rollins. Best part of the match.
As for Bray, go to somebody like the Undertaker or Mankind for better, more appropriate comparisons. They evolved in some way over the course of several years. Took various face and heel turns, and handily made them work because they were so charismatic. Bray is going to need to do something fairly soon, because he's stale as shit. The vignettes were supposedly so mysterious, yet here they return and they are all the same and are no different. Writing in this company is beyond wretched.
Tana is all hair. Without it he'd look like a Summer Troll.
British Monsoon
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plagiarize
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If Cena faces Rusev at Wrestlemania, would it be for the US title? I mean I can't imagine Rusev just dropping it to someone beforehand nor him being stripped of it for any legitimate reason. I think it would be somewhat hilarious to see Cena have a random US title run. He would have to lose it in a 30 man battle royal or something.
Singularity42
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I think it's time to kill the gimmick matches. Or at least limit the number of gimmick matches. Shit just kill TLC altogether along with Extreme Rules. Can't blade can't write compelling stories can't book a finish without bullshit.
WWE is actively making it's fans not care. Nothing is special. They give me zero incentive to be emotionally invested in their garbage.
I enjoyed Ziggler/Harper. But it made me feel like shit because here these guys are out there killing themselves. For what? To job on RAW tomorrow while working for a controlling micronanaging out of touch old man.
WWE is actively making it's fans not care. Nothing is special. They give me zero incentive to be emotionally invested in their garbage.
I enjoyed Ziggler/Harper. But it made me feel like shit because here these guys are out there killing themselves. For what? To job on RAW tomorrow while working for a controlling micronanaging out of touch old man.
Yeah, barely, just finished the New Japan show so I can safely move on to listening to podcasts shit all over it, thanks!
Agreed. I think they're just too huge and have to produce too much content to make any of it feel truly compelling.
How was the NJPW show? Worth watching all of it, or should I start after the intermission?
British Monsoon
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Start after intermission for sure, nothing really 'must watch' though. The main event was good, but it was still a tag with Captain - best match was probably Makabe & Honma vs Nak & Ishii.
Honma rules.
Honma rules.
Extreme Rules is the dumbest PPV when they are making a PG product.