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[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Macho and Hogan were both heels. Liz was nothing more than a MacGuffin who had no agency in her own story. She was a plaything for the men to fight over because wrestling is a poor place to be a woman or a minority. It's the wrestling fans who need to demand better and become enlightened on the plight of The non-straight white male. This is why a vote for Spider is a vote for protected classes and women.

 

[Sokantish]

Those looking for a clear winner of Community MVP are going to be disappointed - I'll just be naming the Top Four Pillars of WrassleGAF and they won't be in order of most votes received, even though all four will have had most.

What a rip.

 

[FallingEdge]

And as for WrassleGAF MVP, vote for the guy who actually looks like he belongs in the ring.

Vote for FallingEdge

#TheBigNaturalGuy

 

[DMczaf]

Vote for FallingEdge

#TheBigNaturalGuy

 

[Deleted member 47027]

And as for WrassleGAF MVP, vote for the guy who actually looks like he belongs in the ring.

Vote for FallingEdge

#TheBigNaturalGuy

You mean the dude who can't even get an avatar worth a goddamn shit? Who is FallingEdge? Nobody knows who that fool is.

 

[Xater]

You all just looking to put yourself over. You are just as carny as the assholes you vote for.

 

[UberTag]

I did my duty and voted in the WrassleGAF awards.

How is Stardust's theme not nominated?

Stardust's theme got robbed - where was it in the Best New Theme of 2014 category? So disappointing. I demand a recount.

Some of my more noteworthy votes...

Best Special Show of 2014 - Ring of Honor/NJPW War of the Worlds

Let's be real. G1 Climax deserves to win this but I had to vote for War of the Worlds because it was an amazing opportunity to watch the New Japan guys wrestle in person. Can't wait to see them again in 2015.

"Carny Motherfucker" of the Year - CM Punk
"The Great Khali Award" - Vince McMahon
"I'm So Ashamed of Being A Wrestling Fan" Award - WWE Network pandering
"The Drizzling Shits" Award - Worst On-Screen Performer - WWE Announce Team of JBL, Cole, and Lawler

 

[Hasney]

You all just looking to put yourself over. You are just as carny as the assholes you vote for.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Vote Duncan if you want hype to stay hype.

 

[funkystudent]

Random Wrasslin' confession.

Every single time Teddy Long's music played it reminded me of his short run managing random jobber Rodney Mack. I mean EVERY SINGLE TIME I heard "its a Mack Militant" without fail.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Random Wrasslin' confession.

Every single time Teddy Long's music played it reminded me of his short run managing random jobber Rodney Mack. I mean EVERY SINGLE TIME I heard "its a Mack Militant" without fail.

Time for the White Boy Challenge

 

[FallingEdge]

I got the test levels to prove it!

You mean the dude who can't even get an avatar worth a goddamn shit? Who is FallingEdge? Nobody knows who that fool is.

My av is a part of two award winners: Best Tag Team and Best Angle.

You all just looking to put yourself over. You are just as carny as the assholes you vote for.

You have to be a mark for yourself in order to get big in this business. It is what it is, nerd.

 

[Professor Beef]

I did my duty and voted for my WrestleGAF...no, my NEOGAF brother, Plywood.

Sorry Heel, maybe next year.

 

[FallingEdge]

I did my duty and voted for my WrestleGAF...no, my NEOGAF brother, Plywood.

Sorry Heel, maybe next year.

 

[British Monsoon]

You all just looking to put yourself over. You are just as carny as the assholes you vote for.

Seriously, look at all these carny fucks clamouring to be WrassleGAF MVP. At least Stro & Vinny Mac put some goddamn work in. Good hands, not like most of the jobbers here.

 

[Heel]

Plywood, friend, we're splintering the votes yet have the same vision for fun. We must unite under one banner for the greater good of this carny nation.

Do we have your endorsement for bean breath 2014?

 

[Professor Beef]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY BIRTHDAY WISH TO YOU

YOU SUPERKICKED MY FEELINGS

 

[Cagey]

Seriously, look at all these carny fucks clamouring to be WrassleGAF MVP. At least Stro & Vinny Mac put some goddamn work in. Good hands, not like most of the jobbers here.

This top tier booking from SunnyMac right now. He's created the hottest angle WrassleGAF has seen since blarf imploded, right in time for the holiday season. This momentum is going to carry SunnyMac into the first OT of the 2015 year.

 

[kiguel182]

Well, TLC was pretty bad.

Nothing mattered and I didn't care about anything. With that mindset the wrestling needs to be really good to put the show over but it wasn't. Harper vs Ziggler was the best of the night with some cool spots and Bray vs Ambrose was okay I guess. That's it.

Cena won, Big Show won for some reason, the ending to Ambrose vs Wyatt was dumb as fuck and commentary was specially awful.

If someone did a drinking game about how many times they said tables, ladders, chairs and stairs and compared TLC to a demolition derby (everyone calls it that apparently) you would be dead in the first half an hour.

Special mention to Reigns who cut what was possible his worst promo yet. He really outdid himself with this one.

Just, bad.

 

[Spider from Mars]

This top tier booking from SunnyMac right now. He's created the hottest angle WrassleGAF has seen since blarf imploded, right in time for the holiday season. This momentum is going to carry SunnyMac into the first OT of the 2015 year.

The hottest angle coincides with my posting again...hmm
Sounds like MVP material to me.

 

[Plywood]

Plywood, friend, we're splintering the votes yet have the same vision for fun. We must unite under one banner for the greater good of this carny nation.

Do we have your endorsement for bean breath 2014?

I didn't vote for bean breath, but I endorse Heel.

NO MORE QUESTIONS

 

[Vylash]

smh, so many carnies in this thread trying to put themselves over

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Fuck, just vote Sblargh.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Fuck, just vote Sblargh.

We don't vote for positivity gimmicks that drop the positivity when things get too hot. Dude was a nutcase.

Embrace your FnP overlords, friends.

 

[Verendus]

I predict Big Show retires next year.

There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It's been a very long tunnel, but I've reached the end. I see the light. It beckons me.

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

I'm watching final battle which is awesome and wow! There's a lot of black wrestlers that are actually wrestling, and not dancing, rapping, preaching, etc. basically their gimmicks if they have any are not stereotypes.

As a black guy I'm actually enthused/excited about watching black wrestlers actually wrestle

It's a shame that black wrestlers in WWE will never be WWE champion

only half of rock was and that's the closest we'll get

 

[Mr. Luchador]

What a rip.

Make strobogo look strong

 

[Heel]

"bean breath [...] I endorse" - Plywood, December 15th 2014

 

[strobogo]

I predict Big Show retires next year.

There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It's been a very long tunnel, but I've reached the end. I see the light. It beckons me.

I predict neither he nor Kane will retire in 2015 and both will be in the main event of at least one PPV each (likely MITB and Survivor Series).

 

[FallingEdge]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY BIRTHDAY WISH TO YOU

YOU SUPERKICKED MY FEELINGS

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143073760

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DMczaf]

DTA, everyone.

D. T. A.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

There should've been a Wrassle GAF rivalry of the year.

Aiii vs Strobogo was a 5-star Meltzer mat classic.

 

[Plywood]

I can indeed confirm that I said that.

 

[Anth0ny]

Well, TLC was pretty bad.

Nothing mattered and I didn't care about anything. With that mindset the wrestling needs to be really good to put the show over but it wasn't. Harper vs Ziggler was the best of the night with some cool spots and Bray vs Ambrose was okay I guess. That's it.

Cena won, Big Show won for some reason, the ending to Ambrose vs Wyatt was dumb as fuck and commentary was specially awful.

If someone did a drinking game about how many times they said tables, ladders, chairs and stairs and compared TLC to a demolition derby (everyone calls it that apparently) you would be dead in the first half an hour.

Special mention to Reigns who cut what was possible his worst promo yet. He really outdid himself with this one.

Just, bad.

The worst part was the NXT show that just happened. It confirmed my suspicion that yes, I am in fact still capable of enjoying a wrestling show and I'm not just a bitter fuck.

WWE is just garbage, and has been garbage for a long fucking time.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm watching final battle which is awesome and wow! There's a lot of black wrestlers that are actually wrestling, and not dancing, rapping, preaching, etc. basically their gimmicks if they have any are not stereotypes.

As a black guy I'm actually enthused/excited about watching black wrestlers actually wrestle

It's a shame that black wrestlers in WWE will never be WWE champion

only half of rock was and that's the closest we'll get

Mark Henry was champion for a while, and he was an amazing one.

 

[Verendus]

I predict neither he nor Kane will retire in 2015 and both will be in the main event of at least one PPV each (likely MITB and Survivor Series).

You can't destroy my dreams Stro.

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

Mark Henry was champion for a while, and he was an amazing one.

wasn't he only world heavyweight champion?

 

[Serpentine]

Vaudevillains didn't make the cut, but Usos did? fuck this BULL SHIT

I voted ReDRagon. I bet people are gonna be split between them and Young Bucks so the Usos end up winning it

Dear god this is a tough one

this and "worst angle" were hard as hell

 

[Fox318]

I'm watching final battle which is awesome and wow! There's a lot of black wrestlers that are actually wrestling, and not dancing, rapping, preaching, etc. basically their gimmicks if they have any are not stereotypes.

As a black guy I'm actually enthused/excited about watching black wrestlers actually wrestle

It's a shame that black wrestlers in WWE will never be WWE champion

only half of rock was and that's the closest we'll get

I GAVE YOU PEOPLE A BLACK CHAMPION ALREADY DAMN IT

 

[Professor Beef]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143073760

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

:O

wasn't he only world heavyweight champion?

He was still a champion.

 

[kiguel182]

Just voted for the Carnies as the good member of the community I am.

You're welcome.

(also, it's pretty obvious from the nominations that everyone was pretty high on NXT (R)evolution)

 

[Vylash]

There should've been a Wrassle GAF rivalry of the year.

Aiii vs Strobogo was a 5-star Meltzer mat classic.

we never even got the payoff before strong moved on to simplythebest

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

We don't vote for positivity gimmicks that drop the positivity when things get too hot. Dude was a nutcase.

Embrace your FnP overlords, friends.

Sblargh was a practitioner of the so called HLR lifestyle and stood by his principles. But you guys just had to take his heart and make Titan Towers, took his blood and wiped it all over the company jet, and took his smile and made the company go public.

 

[British Monsoon]

I'm watching final battle which is awesome and wow! There's a lot of black wrestlers that are actually wrestling, and not dancing, rapping, preaching, etc. basically their gimmicks if they have any are not stereotypes.

As a black guy I'm actually enthused/excited about watching black wrestlers actually wrestle

It's funny that ROH has a reputation as being vanilla midget central when they have more minorities in non-demeaning roles than Vince could ever possibly tolerate.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Spider from Mars over here with the brock lesnar schedule thinking he'll still get the title

 

[kiguel182]

The worst part was the NXT show that just happened. It confirmed my suspicion that yes, I am in fact still capable of enjoying a wrestling show and I'm not just a bitter fuck.

WWE is just garbage, and has been garbage for a long fucking time.

Yeah,NXT was the proof that we all can be happy and stoked as fuck for wrestling. And that you can watch wrestling without feeling embarrassed.

Then this shit happens.

 

[Anth0ny]

I told... the whole world last month at survivor series that I'd be back! But I knew that I wouldn't just be back, nah man, I'd be back to make an impack. Spearin' Bigshow through a table... Punching Seth Rollins in the mouth, now that's impact. And I'm here right now to be the first man to deglar declare... At the royal rumble match...

crickets

You think I destroyed in last years rumble? wait to see what i do in this years one.

 

[strobogo]

It's funny that ROH has a reputation as being vanilla midget central when they have more minorities in non-demeaning roles than Vince could ever possibly tolerate.

Vanilla midget doesn't refer to skin color.

 

[jred2k]

Could you imagine any thread where some posters who constantly top the wall of shame pretty much post nothing but shitting on what other people like? Fuck, this is the only thread I visit on GAF and I'm almost out of here; it's not someone dissing on something I enjoy or at least that I hope it gets better because I think it has potential; it's just "this sucks" x 1000 a day. And to everything.

Dream basically only shitpost in this thread. It would award him a ban everywhere else in this site.
Dragonzord either talks to himself with random posts (and no attempt at all to start a conversation) or "this sucks" x 1000 a day.
Bionic at least kind of admit he is gimmicking, still, you open any page and there is this wall of Cena gifs and "sina" jokes repeated again and again and again.
Heel, I don't even know what he likes, if he likes something, if there is any era or promotion he enjoys, I don't remember one single post by him that wasn't shitting on what other people liked.
Spider from Mars drop in just to shitpost and then disappear, but at least he is not doing 20 posts a day.

Bootay posts great stuff here every day and this people "tired of talking about WWE" doesn't even acknowledge with a "I'll watch" or "I've watched and it's good".
Every NJPW show, there is a healthy number of people discussing it live, so you could talk Japan wrestling here and have people talking back, but no, the people who hate WWE only talk about WWE. And when they hate NXT, they talk about NXT all day. And when they hate ROH, they talk about ROH all day. But only to say it sucks, everything else is not allowed.

It's just not a fun thread a lot of the time. And it's not about WWE talk; with the Network, we could be talking the older stuff that they have there, with the internet, we could be talking anything that is on youtube. Instead it's this huge ammount of posts that adds nothing to the discussion.

It's not really what these posters do, but it is how often and how relentless they are doing it constantly; the same jokes, the same bullshit, the same everything. The BronsonLee thing; he took the jokes like a champ when they started, but then they kept going and going and going and like, a month or so after he post his pic, he couldn't talk about *anything* without hilarious friendly ribbing.

Dream, Dragonzord, Heel. We are well aware that you hate shit, you told us 100 times this week already. Say something new or fuck off. It goes from distracting to annoying to thread hijacking.

Heel's name getting named. Seems like his posting habits earlier in the year were not seen as FnP by at least one poster.

#Fraud

 

[Toki767]

Lol. Listening to Meltzer talking about Cena and Crime Time from years ago. That CTC thing was supposed to be a group but Cena didn't want any on screen friends and squashed the idea.

Just goes to show that Cena has stroke and does know what he's doing.