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[plagiarize]

I honestly don't give a shit one way or another, as both parties go so over the top with it I can't take it seriously. Both sides think they're right, and there's no discussion between the sides to understand each other. It's absolutely tiresome.

What sides you maniac?

And I really hope Bryan is okay. Like super really hope so. I don't think he'd be able to have the same post wrassling career that Edge has had.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

GUYS WHAT IF...

Brock beats Cena
Bryan wins the Rumble

(

Cena beats lesnar.
Roman wins rumble.
DB tag teaming with zack ryder.

Vince happy.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

What sides you maniac?

Who cares.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I hope Bryan hasn't lost his smile :'(

 

[somedevil]

Bryan to announce that he is joining the bullet club

Are you sure you don't mean the balor club?

 

[plagiarize]

I hope Bryan hasn't lost his smile :'(

If he has, can we hope for him to come back as good as he ever was on two separate occasions?

Spoiler

We can never hope that. Sexy Shawn was a double miracle.

 

[Jimmy King]

It's in wrestling's best interest to keep Bryan's career alive. If he announces his retirement I expect stocks to plummet, network subs to go down to double digits, Americans will cancel plans to watch Wrestle Kingdom 9. This could be the day wrestling dies.

 

[Professor Beef]

I hope Bryan hasn't lost his smile :'(

It's in Brie's purse, along with HIS BALLS

 

[plagiarize]

Also, I can't load Halo Junior Master Chef collection currently. Who knew.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I'm hoping you didn't pay more than like 5 bucks, man.

$6.00

 

[blackaroni]

It's in wrestling's best interest to keep Bryan's career alive. If he announces his retirement I expect stocks to plummet, network subs to go down to double digits, Americans will cancel plans to watch Wrestle Kingdom 9. This could be the day wrestling dies.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

 

[Jimmy King]

This poor man has no idea what's about to hit the culture he loves so dear.

 

[Data West]

I don't dance, son.

 

[Fox318]

Isn't Reigns taller, though? He can help Bryan get over the ropes and get stuff from the pantry.

http://youtu.be/wUblfURjVeU

 

[Aiii]

It's in Brie's purse, along with HIS BALLS

 

[giancarlo123x]

Posted 4 hours ago. He's carrying bags!!! HE'S HEALED!!!!!!!

Brie looks amazing in this picture.

 

[DMczaf]

I don't dance, son.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHH

 

[blackaroni]

This poor man has no idea what's about to hit the culture he loves so dear.

I love how he just looked directly into the camera. Also, peep his hair game.

I legit lol'd.

Also, RIP Pimp C. Radio has been jamming Pimp C down here.

 

[Jimmy King]

I love how he just looked directly into the camera. Also, peep his hair game.

I legit lol'd.

Also, RIP Pimp C. Radio has been jamming Pimp C down here.

At the end, it looks like someone is telling him offscreen that this will not make for a flattering gif.

 

[BoboBrazil]

We all know it can't be Raw without DB getting beat down also, so who hands him the beat down? Rusev? Kane? Brock Lesnar? If it's Brock, Vince can get bonus points by having Cena run down for the save for his little buddy.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Saw the Rocky Maivia debut figure at Target and my daughter wouldn't believe that he was The Rock. She said he was "Damien Sandow The Rock".

 

[Hasney]

Saw the Rocky Maivia debut figure at Target and my daughter wouldn't believe that he was The Rock. She said he was "Damien Sandow The Rock".

You daughter is awesome.

 

[British Monsoon]

No, they still have a direction. They more have a problem with 'hey we got a really over guy in the jr division!... Put him in the NEVER or tag division!' Their Junior Division is starting to feel like a stepping stone, which it should never be. NJPW historically has one of the best Junior divisions of all time. But now they're stuck resorting to stuffing it with American indie wrestlers for Super Jr because all they care about is their heavyweight division as the only big picture. Even Devitt was an NJPW wrestler who just wasn't from Japan. If I wanted to watch ROH, I'd watch ROH not Super Jr.

The problem is there isn't anyone really at the level they need to be a success with the Jr. title - Devitt was there, Ibushi was there but I'd say both were turned to the heavyweight division for the same reason; there wasn't anyone THAT great for them to feud with. Ibushi has star potential written all over him, but it's a waste given the current state of the Jr. division. KUSHIDA & El Desperado seem like the guys who are going to take the division forward and I think having Omega to work with them will be a good move, but at present it's almost like the jr. heavyweight titles are given more focus. Perhaps not surprising, given Jado & Gedo's love of tag team wrestling.

 

[slightconfuse]

New page

 

[Liquidsnake]

Is Raw scheduled to be good tonight?

 

[Ithil]

Alternatively.

 

[Toki767]

Is Raw scheduled to be good tonight?

It's the last Raw of the year.

So probably not.

 

[Macho Madness]

Just in case you were thinking about listening to Richard Gray

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Like a real life meltzerz

 

[Heel]

Let me try to get ahold of Mark Frenlen.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm calling 1-900-909-9900

 

[FlammableD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQjrqCtr48

 

[DMczaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQjrqCtr48

Brock won't even show up for his own commercials now.

 

[El Pescado]

If Bryan retires tonight I don't even know if I'll be able to keep an interest in this business... :/

 

[Toki767]

I'm calling 1-900-909-9900

So sad that I immediately recognize that as the WCW Hotline.

 

[DMczaf]

Cena raises Bryan's bad arm as Raw goes off the air

 

[Jimmy King]

If Bryan retires tonight I don't even know if I'll be able to keep an interest in this business... :/

He is setting us free. Parting the sea with his yes chant. #ThankYouBryan

 

[Jamie OD]

Is Raw scheduled to be good tonight?

Last Raw of the year so it's mostly going to be a throwaway show except for the Bryan thing.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Realistically though, it's just a ploy for ratings by Vince after the horrible ratings the last few weeks, and all it will be is Daniel Bryan announcing he plans to return by the end of 2015.

 

[DMczaf]

Last Raw of the year so it's mostly going to be a throwaway show except for the Bryan thing.

And our random ass Brock appearance.

 

[Macho Madness]

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WWE APP!!!!!

 

[reptilescorpio]

343 industries pulling some carny shit trying to charge $250 for a halo collectors edition without even showing whats in it.

They know they have enough fans that will eat it up without questioning the content or the price. No need to go to the extra effort.

Halo 5 will still sell gangbusters despite all the MCC issues.

I'm not against Collector's Editions, I've bought a few in my time. I have the Halo3 Helmet thing in the loft, and I bought the Kingdom Heart's Collector's edition early this month, but they have to look the business.

£80

Nice idea what 343 are doing for £200.

That KH plushie is AMAZING. I should have imported a copy. Or better yet I should check eBay.

 

[Toki767]

I figure Bryan won't actually announce anything and someone will interrupt him.

 

[DMczaf]

I figure Bryan won't actually announce anything and someone will interrupt him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqswiGLeql4

 

[Data West]

I figure Bryan won't actually announce anything and someone will interrupt him.

Rusev is gonna kick that dork in the face

 

[Jimmy King]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqswiGLeql4

Would be terrible to tease a match more people want than any other and they're not gonna get.

 

[Man God]

*Bryan walks out*

I've come to announce my retirement from professional wrestling

*crowd boos sadly, some depressed NO chants*

BRRRRRRRR-APPLEDOUGH

*Cena comes out to wish Bryan the best*

FLYING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE

*Turns out Bryan's hair and big beard are fake, pulls them off to reveal Mark Henry*

YOU THINK IT'Z THAT EAZY?

 

[BoboBrazil]

Would be terrible to tease a match more people want than any other and they're not gonna get.

Note likely Brock hits the F5 on DB and then Cena saves him.