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[Serpentine]

Your Big Show avatar was better, sunny

shit, no

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

I knew I was forgetting something when nominating for gif of the year....


...nah I stand by my nomination of creepy yellow vince.

 

[Data West]

Why would he be looking forward to tell us about his retirement?

'So you can stop fucking asking me'

 

[Aiii]

Why would he be looking forward to tell us about his retirement?

Weight, shoulders, lifting.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Your Big Show avatar was better, sunny

shit, no

I need a better Ascension avatar, but I'm on a remote connection so I can't do much.

 

[avengers23]

It doesn't work without the Vince "my fucking ratings" addendum.

 

[Vylash]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

"I've decided to sign with UFC to fight CM Punk at a UFC event in 2015. It will be co-promoted by both WWE and UFC."

 

[DMczaf]

im sad now

 

[dakun]

i think it's more telling that the tweet before that was that he's working on his autobiography.. i hope i'm wrong but i feel like this guy is done

 

[Sephzilla]

seriously, if bryan is retiring i'm going to be sad as fuck

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Brie has said the beard has to go.

 

[tm24]

Kane once again ruins wrestling

 

[Jimmy King]

At least he had the decency to tell me before the Rumble so I don't even have to continue with this shit. Thank you, Bryan. You always were for the people.

 

[iMax]

He's going to finally eat bacon?

 

[Zach]

Man. Whatever happens, I hope the guy is happy. He seems like a good man.

 

[newdayrocks]

Well, now I HAVE to watch tonight's Raw.

 

[TimeEffect]

*Bryan walks out*

I've come to announce my retirement from professional wrestling

*crowd boos sadly, some depressed NO chants*

BRRRRRRRR-APPLEDOUGH

*Cena comes out to wish Bryan the best*

FLYING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE

*Turns out Bryan's hair and big beard are fake, pulls them off to reveal Mark Henry*

YOU THINK IT'Z THAT EAZY?

.

 

[Data West]

Well, now I HAVE to watch tonight's Raw.

Carny mother fuckers

.

I like to think there's a little Mark Henry in all of us

 

[Sephzilla]

I still remember how sad I was when Edge had to hang it up.

Now Bryan might have to do the same.

And Edge will be on the same show.

.

FUCK you achieved loud laughs from my cubicle at work

 

[RP912]

Maybe Bryne going to go all out on a shoot as he lies about his retirement, kicks Cena in the temple, and chugs pomegranate juice giving us the birth of Bryan Danielson.

 

[Macho Madness]

"WITH YOUR HELP, THE HELP OF THE WWE UNIVERSE, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY BOOK!!! PRE ORDER NOW!!"

 

[Anth0ny]

it's a work

 

[Serpentine]

Carny mother fuckers


I like to think there's a little Mark Henry in all of us

At the 2.5 hour mark - "the Daniel Bryan announcement has been postponed until next week" and repeat until Mania

 

[blackaroni]

I need to watch this segment again. I thought things were looking up for Henry after that performance.

 

[Vylash]

"WITH YOUR HELP, THE HELP OF THE WWE UNIVERSE, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY BOOK!!! PRE ORDER NOW!!"

GET A FREE COPY IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THE WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY... $9.99!

 

[Macho Madness]

BRYAN JUST NEEDS TO STOP SHOWING UP AT THE LAST RAW OF THE YEAR

HE JOINED THE WYATTS ON IT LAST YEAR

 

[somedevil]

At worst its maybe he is announcing he needs another surgery and won't be at Wrestlemania. I doubt its his retirement.

 

[RP912]

I need to watch this segment again. I thought things were looking up for Henry after that performance.

smh I don't even want to think about that bullshit title match with cena during mitb 2013...

 

[Data West]

Get your Daniel Bryan Limited Edition retirement hospital bracelet at the concessions stand now for only 9.99

 

[Sephzilla]

I need to watch this segment again. I thought things were looking up for Henry after that performance.

I just went back and watched it again.

That swerve was way too good for 2013 era WWE

 

[Data West]

Is it because Brie is a heel now?

I think?

 

[Fox318]

Wow

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Now full time commissioner Daniel Bryan?

 

[Jimmy King]

"You know that surgery they wanted me to get months ago? I'm getting it!"

6 months later

"I officially announce my retirement."

 

[blackaroni]

Now full time commissioner Daniel Bryan?

No thanks. Authority or no one.

 

[TimeEffect]

For his final performance, Daniel Bryan will put over WWE Doctors

 

[Fox318]

Only way a face comish works is If they make Cena job to Rosa Mendez

 

[RP912]

"I'm announcing my retirement in pursuit of my lifelong dream of becoming.....A CONCESSION STAND WORKER. YES YES YES YES!"

 

[Deleted member 47027]

FAN did some MS Paint recreations of Wrasslin Moments.

Let's look:

 

[Jimmy King]

FAN did some MS Paint recreations of Wrasslin Moments.

Let's look:

Dear lord

 

[Heel]

"WITH YOUR HELP, THE HELP OF THE WWE UNIVERSE, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED MY BOOK!!! PRE ORDER NOW!!"

At the 2.5 hour mark - "the Daniel Bryan announcement has been postponed until next week" and repeat until Mania

don't know it a shoot when he shoots a shot and shot yourself into a work,marks

 

[Data West]

Glad to see Laserfrog is still getting work

 

[Jimmy King]

D-Bry tonight

"I GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE PRIUS!"

 

[Hasney]

Really hope Bryans crossroad is to choose between Edge or Christian. That'll make good TV.

 

[blackaroni]

Wow. Legit Shook dude is straight up the color black. I guess...

 

[Macho Madness]

black face

 

[iMax]

This is amazing.

 

[Data West]

Can't wait for the video package for it

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Duncan pls respond