EmCeeGramr
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EmCeeGramr said:i'm doing it
i'm reinstalling the heresy
Wallach said:At least it'll run alright on today's computers. Game ran like shit on PC back when it released.
Linkzg said:when I played it again last year or so, it exited out to my desktop every loading screen. if you played it, you know how frequent that could be.
making widescreen work with a fixed interface is can be a chore too.
Okay I played about an hour and a half of "it"
-everything still looks like it's made of modeling clay
-it exits to desktop every time there's a loading screen but luckily goes right back
-the levels are even smaller than i remember. it's honestly fucking shocking to go back to it
-the inventory and ammo systems are so insanely broken it's unbelievable
-people i don't care about keep fucking calling me and talking to me over holograms to do shit i don't care about
-"hey you there, random man, can you burn up a coffee shop or assassinate a man for me? i'm asking you this right in the open" i remember this shit the first time around, and it's even more jarring years later
-i just walk forward and the "choice" is to shoot a dude or not shoot a dude (always shoot the dude) nothing matters at all. the only thing resembling a real choice so far is how you enter a dude's apartment and if you can hold down a button to unlock it or sneak in by a vent but you don't really need to do that or you can just talk to the dude and he's an embarrassing gay stereotype who gives you a key
-nobody talks right, it makes the voice acting and writing in the first and third games sound like the masterstrokes of the English language
-Male Alex D makes JC and Adam sound like excitable emotional individuals, it's like one of his biomods was permanent Novocaine
-i have no fucking clue what is happening at any time because it's all so fucking stupid i'm running around two foot wide blue concrete future shopping malls with nothing in them shooting soldiers and throwing solid blocks that are supposed to be trash cans and running around future offices that don't resemble anything in reality and hitting people with cyber-katanas (the only cool part except they do a tenth of the Dragon Tooth's damage)
-there aren't any computers or anything, it's all datacubes with a fraction of the information that even the ebooks in HR contain
-seriously stop fucking calling me with your ugly cg faces
-there have been at least three or four times that someone has mentioned an "invisible war" with stupid amounts of emphasis on it WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
-the physics are just like how PC Gamer described them back then: Jerry Lewis physics where everything flies around the slightest touch
-combat is standing still and mashing shoot
the only fun thing so far is nudging a burning barrel into a hobo, watching it fail to catch him on fire until it lines up pixel perfect, then he runs around screaming while the girl he was talking to just stands there without reaction, then doing the same thing to her, then throwing their bodies in a dumpster