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[Cels]

guess my decision not to go out at midnight vindicated. i think i'll head to fry's in the morning to see if i can't wrangle a CE.

 

[Fularu]

Fucking lost it laughing at this, lol. I don't even know what the yellow thing at the end is, lol.

An egg

 

[zroid]

HAW YEAH 395000 is the new 300008

 

[commish]

Was at character select scree, kept timing out so I tried to back out and re-log in. Thinking that was a mistake...

 

[Xdrive05]

Thread should be renamed to ...37 *click* ctrl-v *click* 37

 

[Adamm]

Wake up this morning to read an emailing from amazon telling me my order has been delayed....

Fuck you amazon, Fuck you!

 

[notsol337]

I'd go back to bed, but I wouldn't sleep. Crazy ADD stuff. Oh well. Perhaps some Futurama and some nice tea.

 

[DarknessTear]

Fucking lost it laughing at this, lol. I don't even know what the yellow thing at the end is, lol.

It is called an "egg", sir!

 

[Arlecchino]

Got into the game, playing now.

 

[user8503492]

Well, Cape Fear just went off on HBO...got kicked back to log in screen...about to give up for the night and remind myself "Hey, your unemployeed! Try again tomorrow morning!"

 

[AllIsOneIsNone]

Its a test....its all, a test

 

[JaseC]

Thread should be renamed to ...37 *click* ctrl-v *click* 37

Stay Awhile And... Error 37

 

[SupaNaab]

I was able to get the Hero List loading section before pretty commonly but it is not coming up whatsoever now.

 

[Mothman91]

Was at character select scree, kept timing out so I tried to back out and re-log in. Thinking that was a mistake...

I did the same thing bro...but twice.

FMLx2.

 

[forrest]

Yeah it would seem that as of now, I have no luck even getting back to character creation.

 

[notsol337]

Diablo 3 |OT2| Stay awhile and... #error37

 

[Beelzeboss]

ah shit I knew I shouldn't be playing hardcore mode.

I died at the character select screen boss and lost everything

 

[LowParry]

I'd of thought of getting in by now but sheesh. Sheeesh!

 

[King of Cups]

At this point I'm gonna run down the batteries in my wireless keyboard and mouse just trying to log in.

 

[Johnlenham]

Reading the rage is making sitting in mc Donald's bearable.. Though I'll be raging if in two hours when I get home it's still not working.

 

[Mr Cola]

You know what would have been an elegant solution that they already have experience in?

A login queue!

in Lol sometimes it has a queue on patch days and at worst it will say "over 20000" and theres a spinning clock in the corner with a timer. Now the clock goes from white to black periodically over 60 seconds and when it goes fully black the timer goes down, usually. On heavy days sometimes however the timer goes up. I imagine if that happened now it would be easier to get in because of all the suicides.

 

[Ezio]

Go to sleep already, Americans.

No.

 

[Dartastic]

I think that I'm just going to stop for the night. 3006 is kicking my ass.

 

[Juice]

Okay, it's been 45 minutes. I'm going to bed.

The terrorists win.

 

[D23]

 

[Open Source]

Diablo, Lord of Error.

 

[DreamMachine]

Diablo
4 minutes ago
Welcome to Diablo III! The fight for Sanctuary has begun.

Please note that due to a high volume of traffic, login and character creation may be slower than normal. If you're unable to login to the game or create characters, please wait and try again. We've temporarily taken our Battle.net websites offline and launched more servers to accomodate for the traffic. We hope to resolve these issues as soon as possible and appreciate your patience.

http://www.facebook.com/Diablo

 

[Orca]

Major spoiler:

Spoiler

Diablo 3 is actually a text adventure you play through the error screens.

not really a spoiler

 

[goldensun]

Diablo III |OT2| Barbarian Mysteries, Error 37s and *click* *click* *click* PLEASE?

 

[Magnus]

its an egg.

An egg

It is called an "egg", sir!

But...how does he move it around in his hand like that? Wouldn't it fall apart?

I've clearly never tried to manipulate a yolk before....lol. Just cracked it into a bowl and scrambled it.

 

[Siegfried]

And it's 4:40 in the morning here in Brazil and I just woke up to see error 37 over and over again

FML.

 

[squidyj]

I'm not even entering my password anymore just a single character to see if i can even get to the part where it checks my password.

Spoiler

I can't

 

[Jackl]

Fuck just wanted to smash some face because I'm pretty much booked up for the next 48 hours. Goddamit.

 

[toastyToast]

I give up

 

[Tobe]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

i was at the char select screen and i dont know what happened and i got logged out!

 

[Yoshichan]

that's the second time the screen freezes for 30 seconds and the it says I got d/ced. Exact same spot as-well, in act 3. Anyone know what's going on?

 

[JaseC]

Diablo, Lord of Error.

Excellent.

 

[AppleMIX]

I just got kicked out of the character creation screen. :/

 

[D23]

k fuck this error37..

im going to bed

 

[Calidor]

this is a disgrace. Like the worst day in all history

 

[Noirulus]

My eyes are tired as hell but I can't seem to fall asleep.

Watching that twitch.tv stream right now.

Please get your shit together Blizzard

 

[Arment]

But...how does he move it around in his hand like that? Wouldn't it fall apart?

I've clearly never tried to manipulate a yolk before....lol. Just cracked it into a bowl and scrambled it.

Eggs have solid shells.

 

[Charoncaori]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XvL59l6pw

 

[Open Source]

At this point, I can't even get authenticated. Maybe they shut down logins entirely to ease the strain on the character server?

 

[sefskillz]

But...how does he move it around in his hand like that? Wouldn't it fall apart?

I've clearly never tried to manipulate a yolk before....lol. Just cracked it into a bowl and scrambled it.

holy shit, try an over easy egg with toast sometime. you've been missin out

 

[Ketch]

I love the defenders. Talking like this is the only time always online is going to be an issue. It just happens to be the very first thing that happened when the game came out, and will most likely continue to cause issues for a long ass time.

 

[LowParry]

Oh fuck, I got in! In fucking game! Fucking fuckckckckak;fldajfa;lfjas;ldfkj ~!$@%@5 AHhhhh!

 

[tirminyl]

But...how does he move it around in his hand like that? Wouldn't it fall apart?

I've clearly never tried to manipulate a yolk before....lol. Just cracked it into a bowl and scrambled it.

What? He cracked the egg by slamming his hand on it. You've never seen an egg that isn't white have you?

 

[Moppet13]

This is what I imagine hell to be like. I guess this is the world of diablo.

 

[HenryHSH]

Unable to create a hero because all slots are filled. Please remove a hero to open a new slot.

What?