Take my super villain name. Molestro.
Molestro is a raper of worlds. He comes to the park, to cum in the park.
He died in the other two games, in a game called diablo I'd be impressed if you don't fight....wait for it...Diablo!How do we even know he does die?
Yeah, that's what I thought until I actually played one. Nearly dropped WD. It is incredibly fun to play; there is a visceral satisfaction to Barbarian the other classes lack.
I still haven't decided on a Monk name, I was thinking of naming him Aang from Avatar because he looks like an Airbender but nah, that's too obvious. I want a more original name but what. Hmm...
Holy fucking shitIn other news, the dude doing the spoilers updated his post with new screens.
You're being silly. We know this game is about excellent gameplay, but some of us really are interested in the lore. I wouldn't want to get this ruined by some random guy who doesn't appreciate it.He died in the other two games, in a game called diablo I'd be impressed if you don't fight....wait for it...Diablo!
So guys ... Demon Hunters.
I'm surprised that there's so little interest in the Witch Doctor, that seems like it would have been one of the more popular classes. I would have thought Barbarian would have been one of the least chosen simply because of how generic and boring it is.
He died in the other two games, in a game called diablo I'd be impressed if you don't fight....wait for it...Diablo!
Never, ever, do this. The closer the friend, the worse it gets too.
In other news, the dude spoiling the cinematics updated his post with new screens.
Demon Hunter's got some assassin skills.No Assassin?
You should stop with this.In other news, the dude doing the spoilers updated his post with new screens.
Please don't post this shit anymore.
I wish you could wear weapons and armor over what you currently have equipped just for looks. Female wiz carrying a 2h sword really looks awesome, but not really viable compared to the wand and globe she should have equipped.
I pooped in the holy water supply!
*runs out crying*
I'm surprised that there's so little interest in the Witch Doctor, that seems like it would have been one of the more popular classes. I would have thought Barbarian would have been one of the least chosen simply because of how generic and boring it is.
Oh come on. The trap has been sprung. If you count the short of Diablo's death, that's three times he's died? And he always comes back unless he's imprisoned as the short describes.
Please don't post this shit anymore.
You're being silly. We know this game is about excellent gameplay, but some of us really are interested in the lore. I wouldn't want to get this ruined by some random guy who doesn't appreciate it.
I still haven't decided on a Monk name, I was thinking of naming him Aang from Avatar because he looks like an Airbender but nah, that's too obvious. I want a more original name but what. Hmm...
Hmm...
You know what? I might take it if I can't come up with anything better.
Make a female one and name her Korra? After the next avatar in the new series
I'm surprised that there's so little interest in the Witch Doctor, that seems like it would have been one of the more popular classes. I would have thought Barbarian would have been one of the least chosen simply because of how generic and boring it is.
Why if I may ask? Some people might be interested.
Cool graph, starting at 25 to make WD look bad.GAF classes so far. Barbarian back in the lead since OT got posted.
Diablo isn't the only character involved in the story of this game. You would know this if you actually gave a shit.Oh I don't know any actual spoilers so it wont be from me, but I feel it's a little bit silly.
Master Chief shoots some dudes, Diablo dies, etc
it's just something that happens
Because some people have the patience enough to have material presented in a superior form, ie the game, rather than some website?
Cool graph, starting at 25 to make WD look bad.
Why if I may ask? Some people might be interested.
How does posting a link clearly marked as a spoiler interfere with this?
I'd suggest his side kicks name too, but I feel it won't slide in the Blizz naming process. Side kick is Ejaculator. He's a dastardly bastard who wears a trenchcoat with nothing on underneath. Sits on a bench watching girls jog by and kids go down slides.
Molestero rocks a sick long beard, wears dragon t shirts and jean shorts that are too small for him. Together they ride in an ice cream truck with a mattress in the back around elementary schools.
True hethens.
Why risk spoiling anyone in the OT? I can see why some people just don't care in the case of Diablo, but there are plenty of places to go if you want to look at spoilers.
Please don't post this shit anymore.
But the male one looks so badass!
And the female one is just alright..
Still, not a bad idea..
I should name my Monk after an Airbender in the new show!
Fire bats are awesome. Also, Giant Toad is the most badass thing in Diabo.
I've already claimed my WD name
He died in the other two games, in a game called diablo I'd be impressed if you don't fight....wait for it...Diablo!
I'll be a Witch Doctor and show GAF that the DOCTOR IS IN!
Weird... I'm playing this game FOR the story and atmosphere. I really dug what was being set up in the beta.
Perhaps we should make this the OT, no spoilers, and make a seperate spoiler thread so we can stop this mom and pop bickering in front of the kids?