"Even as i type this i know i shouldn't but i can't help myself."
The irony here is as palpable.
See we could live in a world that you desire but instead Mr. Phil prematurely sent out marching orders to his goons in his crusade to spread FUD among the competition.
What makes this even funnier is Mr. Phil getting caught with his pants down sniffing his own farts.
Now you are left with this.
Deal with it.