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[Munch]

To your credit, that's not very hard to do for you.

I meant naughty in a good, wholesome sense. 1950s television naughty. Peeping on the neighbors when they're in their backyard through the hole in the fence naughty.

Not "SPANK MY ASS" naughty. Though that one IS easier than 1950s naughty.

 

[Dan Yo]

I don't know. I mean, it just makes you two look crazy guilty. I did enjoy highlighting the boxes to see what you two were talking about. Made me feel naughty 8D

Dan...why are you IN here? I think you're trying to make our happy home full of pretty ladies and magical e-peens into a barren wasteland of debate over stupid stuff. We get it, you don't like vaginas (and should be barred from seeing one ever again). You also don't want to be told "You have a big, fat cock" right after sex to feel good about yourself.

We get it. Now take your unhappiness and go somewhere else. We have more important things to discuss. You're not making the right kind of tension needed in this thread. You're just making me slam my head against my desk.

Tension? I think you're taking me way too seriously.

 

[Baki]

I meant naughty in a good, wholesome sense. 1950s television naughty. Peeping on the neighbors when they're in their backyard through the hole in the fence naughty.

Not "SPANK MY ASS" naughty. Though that one IS easier than 1950s naughty.

Lets be honest, for you, that's one in the same. :lol

 

[Shouta]

I dunno, maybe you just totally suck at the verbal side of eroticism or something.

Well, he's got the admiring of penises thing down. Just gotta suck it up and spit it out.

 

[Munch]

Lets be honest, for you, that's one in the same. :lol

Depends on who is catching me!


And I take all vulva attacks seriously, Dan. Yes, I said the penis isn't a very creative design, but that doesn't mean it's ugly. I could stare at dick all day. For all you know, I have an altar to dick in my closet right now.

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I should REALLY get on that.

 

[Baki]

Well, he's got the admiring of penises thing down. Just gotta suck it up and spit it out.

:lol :lol

Depends on who is catching me!


And I take all vulva attacks seriously, Dan. Yes, I said the penis isn't a very creative design, but that doesn't mean it's ugly. I could stare at dick all day. For all you know, I have an altar to dick in my closet right now.

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I should REALLY get on that.

You're a funny person munchy. I'm glad I discovered you.

 

[Dan Yo]

Depends on who is catching me!


And I take all vulva attacks seriously, Dan. Yes, I said the penis isn't a very creative design, but that doesn't mean it's ugly. I could stare at dick all day. For all you know, I have an altar to dick in my closet right now.

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I should REALLY get on that.

I'll hand it to you, any chick who can tell a story in front of a bunch of guys that involves her "shitting massive shits", is pretty unique. I like you, Munch.

 

[Munch]

I'll hand it to you, any chick who can tell a story in front of a bunch of guys about how she "shit massive shits", is pretty unique. I like you, Munch.

My boyfriend gets the worst of it. That poor, poor boy.

I'll like you too if you say all genitalia is pretty.

You're a funny person munchy. I'm glad I discovered you.

Aww, "munchy". Thank you for discovering me! ...That felt weird to say.

 

[Zomo]

I'm a lesbian and i still don't think vaginas are that attractive, sure there are 'good looking' ones out there but thats because they are compared to the rest.

Penis... still not attractive IMO but the vagina doesn't have anything to brag about.

 

[Munch]

I'm a lesbian and i still don't think vaginas are that attractive, sure there are 'good looking' ones out there but thats because they are compared to the rest.

Penis... still not attractive IMO but the vagina doesn't have anything to brag about.

I like looking at both. I like penises and vaginas in all shapes and sizes. Particularly fond of the vaginas with the puffy labia majora. They look so cute!

 

[wRATH2x]

I like Munch and Zomo, they are pretty cool people.

And Zomo is a lesbian? O.O

 

[Zomo]

I like Munch and Zomo, they are pretty cool people.

And Zomo is a lesbian? O.O

Yeah, thats how i got the nick name Zomo. Because my names Zoe and i get called Zo and oneday someone said Zomo the Homo and i kinda liked it :lol bit lame i know

 

[Zeppu]

Yeah, thats how i got the nick name Zomo. Because my names Zoe and i get called Zo and oneday someone said Zomo the Homo and i kinda liked it :lol bit lame i know

I approve completely. Awesome.

 

[wRATH2x]

Yeah, thats how i got the nick name Zomo. Because my names Zoe and i get called Zo and oneday someone said Zomo the Homo and i kinda liked it :lol bit lame i know

Eh whatever, you take what you can get!

So you are probably the first GAF lesbian, congrats

 

[Zomo]

Eh whatever, you take what you can get!

So you are probably the first GAF lesbian, congrats

Sweet

 

[Inanna]

Do you know how happy you would make him by just telling him that once? I mean, maybe not say "beautiful," but tell him how it's like the most amazing thing you've ever seen or something else like that.

My way of complimenting him may be a bit different than that but it's effective and I don't feel like I'm saying it just for the hell of it. I compliment him on how he uses it.

Something outrageous? Any ideas?

Spoiler

I've been with PS since day-one as well. Did have an Xbox last gen though (with controller S not that God forbidden launch pad). And yes, DS3 does favour small hands.

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Hmm..SO LBP is still laggy. Thats too bad, I really wanted to play co-op with someone. But yeah, I'll play you on UC2 any time, although I'm no good either.

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BTW, why are we talking in spoilers?

Oh, Munch can answer that better than I.

I used to play LBP a lot back in the day. It's not too bad, and you can definitely work around the lag. You just gotta stick together. Random people rarely do though, they get greedy for scores.

Recently got back into Uncharted 2 MP after getting the new map pack. Highrise is how I always imagined Uncharted online maps to be like. Vertical and huge.

Depends on who is catching me!


And I take all vulva attacks seriously, Dan. Yes, I said the penis isn't a very creative design, but that doesn't mean it's ugly. I could stare at dick all day. For all you know, I have an altar to dick in my closet right now.

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I should REALLY get on that.

You're crazy, Munch, the good kind of crazy! :lol

I'm a lesbian and i still don't think vaginas are that attractive, sure there are 'good looking' ones out there but thats because they are compared to the rest.

Penis... still not attractive IMO but the vagina doesn't have anything to brag about.

I kinda feel the same way about genitalia, but I don't think they're unattractive, I don't cringe at the sight of one. I am very fond of my bfs privates because I love it and use it all the time or whenever I can. But is it really pretty? I dunno. Does it make me feel good? hell yeah! See, it's more about the function than looks.

 

[Zeppu]

Yep. Boobs are the part which is for looks and not function. (Except, you know, the actual function)

(though I cannot for the life of me understand what I find so attractive about them)

Spoiler

mmmm, booobs

 

[Zomo]

Spoiler

mmmm, booobs

:lol

Spoiler

agreed

 

[Stahsky]

you people are silly

 

[stupei]

Eh whatever, you take what you can get!

So you are probably the first GAF lesbian, congrats

Yeah, so apparently she has me beat by exactly one day. :lol

 

[Zeppu]

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agreed

High Five!

 

[Zomo]

High Five!

Damn right! *high fives*

Yeah, so apparently she has me beat by exactly one day. :lol

wow one day, thats strange.

 

[SolidusDave]

Well, he's got the admiring of penises thing down. Just gotta suck it up and spit it out.

But sometimes you just have to swallow your pride.



edit: what, we just discovered how many gaffers are female and now they all turn out to be lesbian? Not fair I say!

 

[Munch]

Oh god, I fell asleep writing my paper (which is due at 11. 4 pages down, 2 more to go) and I had a nightmare my dog ran away. Ran into some dudes playing Halo and then suddenly there was a freak snowstorm so I thought I'd never find her. Then on a taxi cab ride home, she passed the car right as we pulled up in front of the house and plopped down in the snow. It was like she was tired and ready to come home but couldn't quite figure out if this was it or not. I grabbed her and began to sob dryly (no tears could come out but I was still "crying" from joy) and then I entered the house with her only to find my parents tried to replace her, so I had two dogs again.

I woke up and began kissing her face and cuddling her and she walked away like "Fuck you, I'm sleeping".

Ahh, so glad it was a dream. Now back to my paper.

And we have lesbians? Lessssssssbiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaannnnnsssssss.

 

[Zeppu]

But sometimes you just have to swallow your pride.



edit: what, we just discovered how many gaffers are female and now they all turn out to be lesbian? Not fair I say!

Yes, cause if they were heterosexual I'm sure they'd be all over us and taking flights and whatnot to meet us and pleasure us with constant oral sex...

 

[Zomo]

Yes, cause if they were heterosexual I'm sure they'd be all over us and taking flights and whatnot to meet us and pleasure us with constant oral sex...

Haha that reminds me when i'm on xbox live and people constantly think i'm a little boy then i'm like douchebag i'm a 19 year old female.

"....send a pic of ya tits?"

 

[wRATH2x]

Yeah, so apparently she has me beat by exactly one day. :lol

Is there going to be some sort of lesbian revolution?

Hot!

Yes, cause if they were heterosexual I'm sure they'd be all over us and taking flights and whatnot to meet us and pleasure us with constant oral sex...

I mean how can they resist us! I beat Ocarina of Time like 100+ times, you lesbians must be turning straight now.

 

[Zeppu]

I mean how can they resist us! I beat Ocarina of Time like 100+ times, you lesbians must be turning straight now.

I'll never forget that day when I had a 5some with four cheerleaders after they saw me beating Tetris at an arcade. I had to deal with their respective boyfriends later but luckily my Streets of Rage skillz kicked in during that ordeal.

 

[Zomo]

Is there going to be some sort of lesbian revolution?

Hot!

I mean how can they resist us! I beat Ocarina of Time like 100+ times, you lesbians must be turning straight now.

hmm well i do like zelda a lot... NEVER

i'll get all the ladies with my mad zelda tattoo and brag about it in front of the men of gaf :lol

 

[Munch]

hmm well i do like zelda a lot... NEVER

i'll get all the ladies with my mad zelda tattoo and brag about it in front of the men of gaf :lol

My boyfriend has an awesome Zelda tattoo. So your tattoo would have to be pretty fucking awesome to get me.

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Just kidding, I'm easy

 

[Zomo]

My boyfriend has an awesome Zelda tattoo. So your tattoo would have to be pretty fucking awesome to get me.

Spoiler

Just kidding, I'm easy

Its not actually that awesome, just wanted to seem cool :lol

 

[SolidusDave]

Yes, cause if they were heterosexual I'm sure they'd be all over us and taking flights and whatnot to meet us and pleasure us with constant oral sex...

It's all about the small CHANCE it could be happening, but now Zomo is just another competitor like the rest of GAF, one with tits and vagina but a competitor nonetheless.
At least make yourself useful and start another hot-women thread!

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btw I think Zelda is overrated

 

[Zomo]

Junior member, no threads allowed.

 

[Munch]

I cannot fucking WAIT to make a thread, man. Its gotta have an awesome title. Hopefully it won't be a depressing topic.

Is there any Spanish learning threads? I already saved the Learning Japanese thread (I spent 3 years in Japan and then tried to do college Japanese, but Japanese Intermediate is fucking hard for some ungodly reason), but I want a Spanish and French one. The search function for this board isn't that great.

 

[SolidusDave]

The search function for this board isn't that great.

It was, but then the latest pile of juniors arrived

 

[Zomo]

I cannot fucking WAIT to make a thread, man. Its gotta have an awesome title. Hopefully it won't be a depressing topic.

Is there any Spanish learning threads? I already saved the Learning Japanese thread (I spent 3 years in Japan and then tried to do college Japanese, but Japanese Intermediate is fucking hard for some ungodly reason), but I want a Spanish and French one. The search function for this board isn't that great.

Man i wish i knew other languages.

 

[Munch]

It was, but then the latest pile of juniors arrived

Yeah but I'm an awesome junior. Who sits on people's faces and has a magical e-peen. So it couldn't have possibly been me. Actually, I'll blame all the male juniors for that one. Us female juniors are totally innocent.

 

[SmokyDave]

Like a badly-packed kebab?

Edit: Do GAF girls act like men in threads ? - erm... yes. Whoops.

:lol

My second favourite after 'Vertical Bacon Sandwich'.

 

[Munch]

Man i wish i knew other languages.

Its sometimes easy! The beginning definitely. The internet is at your finger tips, use at your disposal!

 

[Dirtyshubb]

:lol Havent been in this thread since page 2 and thought i had clicked on the wrong thread when i entered considering the derail its had

 

[wRATH2x]

hmm well i do like zelda a lot... NEVER

i'll get all the ladies with my mad zelda tattoo and brag about it in front of the men of gaf :lol

What? You're not into Master Swords?

Brag all you want, I always wanted to befriend a lesbian to tell me all about her sexual encounters.

 

[Zomo]

Its sometimes easy! The beginning definitely. The internet is at your finger tips, use at your disposal!

No where near patient enough. Plus where will i fit that in with my hours on gaf, MANY hours on xbox, my job and my sports? I need more time!

 

[Munch]

No where near patient enough. Plus where will i fit that in with my hours on gaf, MANY hours on xbox, my job and my sports? I need more time!

People on GAF speak other languages, so you can talk to people on here. Hell this thread is going to evolve into other languages. And you can yell at people on XBox in Spanish! It'd be awesome.

 

[Zomo]

D: people yelled at me in spanish on xbox the other day... well i think it was spanish. i tried to copy what they were saying back to them and they all went quiet and then all i hear is "bitttchhh" :lol

 

[Munch]

D: people yelled at me in spanish on xbox the other day... well i think it was spanish. i tried to copy what they were saying back to them and they all went quiet and then all i hear is "bitttchhh" :lol

See! Spanish will be handy. Or French. Japanese will possibly bring all the girls to the yard. I mean, you do have to move your mouth and tongue in different ways. Hands will cramp though from all the fucking kanji.

Fuck kanji.

 

[wRATH2x]

I can teach yall arabic, lets begin with the bad words.

كلكم اركبوا زبي ثم ابلعوا كتتي

 

[Munch]

I can teach yall arabic, lets begin with the bad words.

كلكم اركبوا زبي ثم ابلعوا كتتي

Whaaaat? How do you even pronounce that? WHAT DO THEY MEAN? D8

 

[wRATH2x]

kolakem irkaboo zebi wa ibla'oo ketaty.

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All of ride my dick and swallow my cum

Use that to whenever you want.

 

[Munch]

kolakem irkaboo zebi wa ibla'oo ketaty.

Spoiler

All of ride my dick and swallow my cum

Use that to whenever you want.

Is it pronounced Co-lah-kem ear-kah-boo zeh-bee wah ehblah ooh kee-tah-tee?

Oh god this is distracting me from my paper, deliciously so.

 

[hey_monkey]

Aha! I knew this thread would be good for something. MOAR FOREIGN EXPLETIVES, PLEASE