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Do you consider yourself well-off, penis-ly?

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Can't decide

Can't decide

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Feel free to mute the video but please read the hymn of my people



I'm an average 6.5 but as I'm a skinny 5ft8 little runt, it pokes out nicely. Just a shame I'm a grower. Always horny as fuck too, 35 now and still have raging hormones like a teenager.
 
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GymWolf

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JimiNutz said:
Definite grower here.
It doubles in size at least.

I don't really mind but it is a bit embarrassing when someone catches a glimpse of it limp.

Luckily I'm horny a lot so I'm usually rocking a semi.
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Basically the same except for being rock hard all the time, i stay 10 hours a day in an underground warehouse with spiders, mice and other stuff, not many reason to get an hard on...
 
GymWolf

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JimiNutz said:
Who doesn't like a bit of blood sucking during sex?

For real though, working next to a stinky open sewer all day sounds kinda grim lol
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It's not stinky (not always) but it's enough to have a lot of mosquitos even during winter...

I waste like 10 euros a week for an anti-mosquito spray...
 
GreatnessRD

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Gaf is full of wildness, I love it. But I'm cool. She gon' suck whatever I pull out these boxers as I walk in the room like this...

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Elcid

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My wife loves it but if I go balls deep in certain positions then she gets sore and then I can’t hit it again for a few days. I’m happy with what I got.
 
O-N-E

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Vier said:
I guess we've established that anything under 7 inches = not good. :messenger_sad_relieved:
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No, around average is good. Unless you're associating with a size-queen, in which case you shouldn't be.

People with large dongers are more likely to post about them.
 
Soodanim

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spawn said:
I don't know. Every girl I've been with said it was big until one time one of my exes was a size queen. Told me she had huge dongs like 10 and 12 inchers before me and she told me I was average. Wife is happy though for 8 years
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It makes me laugh when you hear about size queens. They’re out there tracking down world record dicks. Or maybe they’re talking absolute bollocks.

Can't decide said:
This number seems to get smaller every year to make people feel better or something. Far as I've seen, read and heard over the years, the numbers tend to be between 5.5 and 6.5. I don't believe for one second that a short, skinny little ass like me is over an inch above average.
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I suppose average is only relevant to that study. Average probably varies from country to country and study to study. You’re right about the range though, it’s something like 90% of dicks are 5.5-6.5”.

I’ve also heard the term “boyfriend dick”, which puts everything in perspective for those wondering. It’s like an 18+ version of the 3 bears. Women want one that’s just right. You ain’t getting 9” in, that’s just for show.

Girth is always ignored, but arguably the more “important” stat.
 
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