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[Kadayi]

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[Kev Kev]

How do you even answer this thread

show us your dick

 

[Roufianos]

Mine is just over 6" and pretty thicc supposedly.

Only complaint I have is that it's definitely a grower and not a shower. It's disturbingly tiny when not erect.

 

[Kev Kev]

holy shit look at the size of this spider i found in my toilet...

 

[West Texas CEO]

holy shit look at the size of this spider i found in my toilet...

 

[John_Ryder]

Now that I think of it tight pussies are a myth to me so I'm starting to suspect something.

 

[Stouffers]

Now that I think of it tight pussies are a myth to me so I'm starting to suspect something.

That the moon landing was faked?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Now that I think of it tight pussies are a myth to me so I'm starting to suspect something.

It means you're the unfortunate victim of Kev Kev 's sloppy seconds.

 

[Rentahamster]

holy shit look at the size of this spider i found in my toilet...

 

[John2290]

I thought I was badly off for the first 20 odd years of my life to the point of shame. Turns out I'm just a "grower" and not a "shower" due to some tight skin. I'm ashamed of my flacid penis but well above average when it counts.

 

[Yoshi]

I'm comfortably above average. Nothing to write home about, but it gets the job done and then some.

It would be very interesting though, how a letter home about your penis length would look like.

 

[teezzy]

It would be very interesting though, how a letter home about your penis length would look like.

I'd have to ship that letter via freight, Yoshi.

 

[RoadHazard]

I've heard more than once that I might be a bit much to handle. True story.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

SurprisedPikachu x Kev Kev

 

[Yoshi]

I've heard more than once that I might be a bit much to handle. True story.

If women tell you that you are too much of a dick, this does not mean that your penis is too large.

 

[GymWolf]

My dick is soo big its as if i carry a midget , sorry , little person on me.

Hurts my back too.

So you are the octopus?!

 

[notseqi]

Dude this is my wife I’m talking about. I’ve done it all.

Cleveland steamer too? Dirty Sanchez?

 

[Woo-Fu]

I have one, that already makes me well-off compared to roughly half the population.

 

[notseqi]

I have one, that already makes me well-off compared to roughly half the population.

I heard women only get 70% of the penis.

 

[Devilich]

Yes

 

[West Texas CEO]

I think im pretty average. Though i wish i could "get er up" more often and last longer.

Hang in there, big guy. Practice makes perfect.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

7 and thick.
I do OK

 

[Lunarorbit]

Yeah I am. Just slightly above average length. Just the right amount of hair. Smooth/soft feeling ball sack too.

I'm not a shower though. But that can/could be a good thing?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hang in there, big guy. Practice makes perfect.

First he has to find another guy to practice with.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Regardless of being impressively huge or not, mine gets a lot of play.

 

[nkarafo]

 

[K2D]

Compared to what people put up their shoot holes on their lonesome?

I choose to not worry about it

If a girl does her keggles exercises I can get her off.

 

[Ailynn]

...I'll just say, no.

 

[LaughingStock]

I wish it was bigger. But it gets the job done all the same.

 

[MastAndo]

Yeah, I'm good. Plenty of compliments, though some exaggerated to be nice I'm sure, since I know I'm not a monster or anything.

As we were breaking up, my first girlfriend told me it was the only part of me she liked physically. Worse things have been said, I suppose. I'm definitely a grower though. Downright embarrassing when I'm just "hanging" around, if you can even call it that.

 

[West Texas CEO]

7 and thick.
I do OK

Good stuff.

I think when you have a big one, it becomes more about giving women something to enjoy, rather than being selfish.

 

[IDKFA]

Not bad.

9" long and a diameter of 2.7". Looks like a very long beer can.

I'd say I'm about average.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Kamina]

 

[Insane Metal]

No but whatever, don't care much about that tbh.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I consider myself avg, but after years of the nickname I have reluctantly finally accepted being called Horsec*ck-[insert last name]

I think it stems from me maybe being a shower not a grower? Maybe? I dunno


lve got a buddy we call soda, because it, well, resembles a canned beverage.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Rentahamster]

I consider myself avg, but after years of the nickname I have reluctantly finally accepted being called Horsec*ck-[insert last name]

I think it stems from me maybe being a shower not a grower? Maybe? I dunno


lve got a buddy we call soda, because it, well, resembles a canned beverage.

You guys sure have a lot of inside knowledge about the size and shape of each others' cocks.







I approve.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I have 4 penises.

They add up to being pretty big.

 

[Liamario]

Four inches here and proud!

This means I get balls-deep action, everytime.

I have no penis, I'm all balls.

 

[G-Bus]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

holy shit look at the size of this spider i found in my toilet...

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I can pee and knock chicks up, that's what it claims on the packaging, so I guess I'm happy.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I have 4 penises.

They add up to being pretty big.

Are you an echidna?

 

[chromhound]

I was named penis of the year in my younger hookup days

 

[IntentionalPun]

Are you an echidna?

I’m whatever you want me to be.

 

[Days like these...]

...I'll just say, no.

Well hung girls are a turn off

 

[Jsisto]

I’m the only one that’s seen it in years, so we kind of have an understanding with each other.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Hahaha. Everytime I see this I think it looks like a scene from a bad soap opera. Anyone know the history behind this?


Some of ya are fucking hilarious. I'm glad I checked back in to surmise the man meat situation on Gaf

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I have a so called "practical penis" it hides itselves when not needed but rebounds to a more than adequate size when duty calls.

But yeah extra some inches and thickness?

No complaints ever. In fact it's quite beautiful I've heard on many occasion