Well that was all a bit Keystone Cops, wasnt it? Our biggest surprise, our most secret episode, a revelation about the Doctor that changes everything
and wed have got away with it too, if we hadnt accidentally sent Blu Ray copies of Name Of The Doctor to 210 Doctor Who fans in America.
Erm security-wise, thats not GOOD, is it? I mean, its not top notch, its hard to defend as professional level, hard-line secrecy.
My favourite fact is that theyre BLU RAYS. Listen, we dont just leak any old rubbish, we leak in high def. 1080p or nothing, thats us. Every last pixel in beautifully rendered detail. Its like getting caught extra naked.
But heres the thing. Never mind us blundering fools, check out the fans. 210 of them, with the top secret episode in their grasp and because we asked nicely, they didnt breathe a word. Not one. Even Doctor Who websites have been closing their comments sections, just in case anyone blurts. Im gobsmacked. Im impressed. Actually, Im humbled. And we are all very grateful.
Now you might be thinking, what does all this matter? Its a plot development in the mad old fantasy world of Doctor Who, why is that important? Well of course, its not important, and in the scheme of things, it doesnt matter at all. Just as it doesnt matter when youre telling a joke, and some idiot shouts out the punchline before you finish. Its irritating, thats all. Its bad manners.
Well no bad manners here! 210 Doctor Who fans kept the secret, and many, many more fans helped. I wish I could send you all flowers, but I dont know where you live (and given our record, you really shouldnt be sharing private information with us.) So instead, if we can get our act together and I forgive you for thinking thats a BIG if there will be a little video treat released later tonight.
10 plus 11 gives you