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https://www.kron4.com/news/strange/...n-woman-s-eye-feeding-on-her-tears/1911687178

TAIWAN (KRON) - What was originally thought to be an eye infection turned out to be something far worse.

Instead of treating an infection, doctors at the University Hospital in Taiwan were shocked to find four bees embedded in the eye of a 29-year-old Taiwanese woman named He.

The bees were reportedly feeding on her tear ducts under her swollen eyelids, according to CTS News.

He had come to the hospital after experiencing severe pain in her eye.

The hospital's head of ophthalmology, Dr Hung Chi-ting said at a press conference that such bees nest near graves and in fallen trees, so chances of coming across them while hiking in the mountains are high, according to Apple Daily Taiwan.

He confirmed she was at a family member's grave pulling out weeds when she felt as if she got dirt into her eye and flushed it out with water.

After that, He says she started experiencing a stinging pain and teary eyes.

"I saw something that looked like insect legs, so I pulled them out under a microscope slowly, and one at a time without damaging their bodies," Dr. Hung said.

 

[jufonuk]

So the bees want our sweet salty nectar of tears ? How the tables have turned.

 

[Raph64]

 

[Mista]

My reaction exactly...

 

[triplestation]

I hope the poor girl is okay.

 

[odhin]

He was a She, damn.

Some dust particle (or whatever it was) entered my left eye yesterday as I left my car and it annoyed me to hell for like 5/10 minutes while I scratched.

 

[Tesseract]

He was a She, damn.

Some dust particle (or whatever it was) entered my left eye yesterday as I left my car and it annoyed me to hell for like 5/10 minutes while I scratched.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Papa]

Sounds like a brap fetish

 

[brap]

Sounds like a brap fetish

wtf i dont have fetishes like this

 

[CyberPanda]

wtf i dont have fetishes like this

What fetishes do you enjoy?

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

 

[Papa]

What fetishes do you enjoy?

doges

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I wish I had bees to feed on my sad liberal tears

I could feed the whole hive

 

[Falcs]

What's worse..
Bees in your eye or spiders in your ear?

 

[WinterIsComing]

A girl named He, now that's progressive.

 

[odhin]

What's worse..
Bees in your eye or spiders in your ear?

Both situations suck, ofc, but bees in the eyes would be worse I figure. For me atleast.

A girl named He, now that's progressive.

Yeah, I was reading the text and found awesome how some of the paragraphs started
"He had come to the hospital..."
"He confirmed she was at a family member's..."
"After that, He says she started..."

Dr. Hung is also a great name btw.

 

[Geki-D]

A girl named He, now that's progressive.

The bees -being matriarchal- were actually out to feed on male tears but this girl's name seriously confused them.

 

[plushyp]

Yeah, I was reading the text and found awesome how some of the paragraphs started
"He had come to the hospital..."
"He confirmed she was at a family member's..."
"After that, He says she started..."

Dr. Hung is also a great name btw.

I pity the writer and copy editor lol

 

[Torrent of Pork]

 

[HaveButOneLife]

He doesn't even need alcohol to get buzzed now.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Bee Shapiro

 

[Nnam]

Yeesh can't even begin to imagine.

 

[nikolino840]

Can't reach the site...

 

[Chairman Tickles]

 

[PSYGN]

Can't reach the site...

Very kind of them.

 

[brap]

What fetishes do you enjoy?

shush

 

[CyberPanda]

shush

You enjoy ‘shush’ porn? Interesting. Is that where you mute the speakers and fap to it?

 

[Scopa]

What fetishes do you enjoy?

You’re always digging deeper with these questions. Why do I get the feeling your depositing this information into your personal spank bank account?

 

[CyberPanda]

You’re always digging deeper with these questions. Why do I get the feeling your depositing this information into your personal spank bank account?

I haven’t masturbated in months.

 

[Scopa]

I haven’t masturbated in months.

You’ve got it in a long term interest account.

 

[Susurrus]

Can't reach the site...

Me too, thanks EU.

 

[ipukespiders]

I haven’t masturbated in months.

Have you seen the butt thread?

 

[CyberPanda]

Have you seen the butt thread?

Of course.

 

[Kadayi]

What's worse..
Bees in your eye or spiders in your ear?

Crabs in your underpants?

 

[Tesseract]

Of course.

 

[Prison Mike]

He he he

 

[thelodius]

A spider lived in my nose.

 

[Scopa]

A snake lives in my pants.

 

[DeepEnigma]

That movie was fucked. That is why fellas, you don't date, let alone chase after crazy.