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Does anyone have a hairy ass?

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One time, after having gotten sick of dealing with dingle berries, I used some hair-removal cream around my winker, and up my crack just for the hell of it. Actually made it a lot easier to keep clean down there, and I didn't notice any downsides like lost-gerbil farts and mysterious sweating.
 
It's coming up to winter here so it might be safer to experiment if the sweating really is a problem. The problem is I have a slightly hairy lower back and I wouldn't know where to make the cut-off point without my rear-view looking any more ridiculous than it already is.
 
demon said:
One time, after having gotten sick of dealing with dingle berries, I used some hair-removal cream around my winker, and up my crack just for the hell of it. Actually made it a lot easier to keep clean down there, and I didn't notice any downsides like lost-gerbil farts and mysterious sweating.

What are dingle berries?
 
I would post a pic of my hairy ass to put all to shame, but I'm not in full glory anymore, as I've trimmed a bit because it was so long I could have made cornrows on my ass.
 
PuertoRicanJuice said:
I would post a pic of my hairy ass to put all to shame, but I'm not in full glory anymore, as I've trimmed a bit because it was so long I could have made cornrows on my ass.

I think is what this thread is close to coming to. People posting pics of their hairy butts. :lol
 
I have hair on my ass... sometimes I do get the wee bit of poop that I miss but hey... That all goes away in the shower. I just take a bar of soap and clean my ass crack like sliding a card into a debit machine.... several times. Then I do a jogging motion in place to get my ass cheeks rubbing together making the soap sud up to ensure my ass is 100% cleaned... If im lucky I will have a fart waiting to blow the suds away from my starfish hole in a brownish white parade-like eruption of suds.
 
:lol I thought this was a new topic and it made me laugh seeing Aoi post, like he was DESTINED to post..and it's the topic he got his tag from to begin with, hahaha.
 
aoi tsuki said:
It's been eight months. Despite my trying, i guess i don't make enough tagworthy posts.

You simply can't top what is one of the greatest posts ever made, you just can't!! I'm dyin' just readin' it half way!!

:lol :lol :lol
 
Red Scarlet said:
:lol I thought this was a new topic and it made me laugh seeing Aoi post, like he was DESTINED to post..and it's the topic he got his tag from to begin with, hahaha.
This thread created me (or at least the current tag iteration), so i felt it was only fair to return. It's like visiting my mother after years of being away.
 
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