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Dota 2 Beta Thread V: Real Talk Strikes Back [Tutorials]

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Finalow

Member
Artanisix said:
bitch-ass bokr, is that all u got
the name is freakinchair from the hongaf pot
#1 gyro, with sanjay the disciple
we gang bang ur mom cuz its totally delightful
your sf is garbage, more garbage than trasher
im so fukkin good by 20 min i got my basher
i'll have you depressed like procarbine with the euros
i'm so goddamn tasty im like a mothafukkin churro
got my dad in my mouth, the late game is no issue
i believe in myself and i'm handing out these tissues
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Anbokr said:
u wanna go bro? u wanna go?

it's time for a throwdown
like drake and chris brown
ima fuck rihanna bitch
just like i threw ur tinker in a ditch
ur nothin but scum abusin new gaffers mid
only to get molested by meeru's NS, kid
i watched u abuse bug after bug
and i watched u shit the bed
ima wreck u so hard ur eyes'll be playing at 109 settings,
ur beta ass'll be begging the gf for more peggings
as the loki bro's like to say dont be a crier
turn those tears into the next stephanie meyer
go back and finish your fanfic
maybe you can call it fifty shades of shit:

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Freakinchair

Member
Artanisix said:
bitch-ass bokr, is that all u got
the name is freakinchair from the hongaf pot
#1 gyro, with sanjay the disciple
we gang bang ur mom cuz its totally delightful
your sf is garbage, more garbage than trasher
im so fukkin good by 20 min i got my basher
i'll have you depressed like procarbine with the euros
i'm so goddamn tasty im like a mothafukkin churro
got my dad in my mouth, the late game is no issue
i believe in myself and i'm handing out these tissues
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its freakinchair here calling you out
i cant believe the shit you're spoutin about
got my dad in my mouth? more like your mom in my bed
im winnin all my games with my auto attack spread
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree
Ikuu picked spectre i guess it's time to lose
the life of me and carbine in the shitty queue
and what happened to the milk that we all knew and loved
carried all our games with skills from above
I guess that milks dead now because all he does is flame
Can't carry, can't support, can't mid. What a shame.
 
H

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Fuck, it's a 3-way free for all. I don't even know if there's a gif for this.
 
A

Anbokr

Bull on a Donut
Freakinchair said:
its freakinchair here calling you out
i cant believe the shit you're spoutin about
got my dad in my mouth? more like your mom in my bed
im winnin all my games with my auto attack spread
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree
Ikuu picked spectre i guess it's time to lose
the life of me and carbine in the shitty queue
and what happened to the milk that we all knew and loved
carried all our games with skills from above
I guess that milks dead now because all he does is flame
Can't carry, can't support, can't mid. What a shame.
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Ikuu

Had his dog run over by Blizzard's CEO
Freakinchair said:
its freakinchair here calling you out
i cant believe the shit you're spoutin about
got my dad in my mouth? more like your mom in my bed
im winnin all my games with my auto attack spread
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree
Ikuu picked spectre i guess it's time to lose
the life of me and carbine in the shitty queue
and what happened to the milk that we all knew and loved
carried all our games with skills from above
I guess that milks dead now because all he does is flame
Can't carry, can't support, can't mid. What a shame.
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1000x500px-LL-956e64ac_BooThisMan.gif
 
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F!ReW!Re

Member
Freakinchair said:
its freakinchair here calling you out
i cant believe the shit you're spoutin about
got my dad in my mouth? more like your mom in my bed
im winnin all my games with my auto attack spread
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree
Ikuu picked spectre i guess it's time to lose
the life of me and carbine in the shitty queue
and what happened to the milk that we all knew and loved
carried all our games with skills from above
I guess that milks dead now because all he does is flame
Can't carry, can't support, can't mid. What a shame.
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funny-celebrity-pictures-nobody-fks-with-the-jesus.gif
 
S

Sanjay

Member
Freakinchair said:
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree.
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First off, suck your dad
You fat motherfucker
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a skill shot player
But get abused every night

Plus other tra$h tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip with my captain's draft
Fuck with me
And get ALL CAPS TALK'D
Don't fuck around with real players

Y'all bitches and need to be men.
Now be deceased like Kanye West.
 
V

Vamphuntr

Member
3,2 million and we get to choose the next hero. Come on people, buy the compendium.

Pretty good deal for 10$ if it meets all of the stretch goals. A special courier, a big battle bonus for a long period of time, a new hud, a new taunt and an immortal item.
 
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Aselith

Member
I queued up for solo matchmaking and forgot about so I just went back into the game...31 minutes it's been searching lol wut
 
H

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Sanjay said:
First off, suck your dad
You fat motherfucker
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a skill shot player
But get abused every night

Plus other tra$h tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip with my captain's draft
Fuck with me
And get ALL CAPS TALK'D
Don't fuck around with real players

Y'all bitches and need to be men.
Now be deceased like Kanye West.
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This is the worst.
 
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IceMarker

Member
Aselith said:
I queued up for solo matchmaking and forgot about so I just went back into the game...31 minutes it's been searching lol wut
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Solo mm is awkwardly implemented, it shouldn't even exist as a seperate queue. They should have just made it so that if you solo in normal queue it will do it's best to match you with all solo players first and then after an arbitrary amount of time throw you to anyone and any party.
 
P

Procarbine

Forever Platinum
Sanjay said:
First off, suck your dad
You fat motherfucker
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a skill shot player
But get abused every night

Plus other tra$h tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip with my captain's draft
Fuck with me
And get ALL CAPS TALK'D
Don't fuck around with real players

Y'all bitches and need to be men.
Now be deceased like Kanye West.
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wot
 
J

JustinBB7

Member
It's usually out earlier so people can test shit out. It's also usually before I go to bed, still so sign now. It's later than usual for sure. But who knows, hopefully they will say something at least..
 
M

mcfishstick

Member
Are there any beta codes available? I'm kind of interested in the massive fuss about this game and was wondering if anyone had 1-3 codes available for it for some friends and I?
 
C

CarbonatedFalcon

Member
Team BM pauses as they're losing to my randomed cancer cause they're mad about losing even with Godlike Slark + Nightstalker. Claims DC/Lag even though no one actually DCs.

They was mad.

(Other team was up like 5 towers before we even got one, team was feedlords, and my lane sucked because I got no pulls, but I pulled it out anyway.)
 
Wok

Wok

Member
For tomorrow, the bets are pretty balanced for the first match: iCCup against QPandas. I believe we have not seen QPandas playing since the opponent was too strong for all the other teams today.

For the second match, everyone is betting on a victory for FL, but I don't really know why. Edit: This second match is not for TI3 Qualifiers. These are Chinese teams.
 
D

Dreams-Visions

Member
Freakinchair said:
its freakinchair here calling you out
i cant believe the shit you're spoutin about
got my dad in my mouth? more like your mom in my bed
im winnin all my games with my auto attack spread
the euros are awful, that we can all agree
oh look theyre feeding another killing spree
Ikuu picked spectre i guess it's time to lose
the life of me and carbine in the shitty queue
and what happened to the milk that we all knew and loved
carried all our games with skills from above
I guess that milks dead now because all he does is flame
Can't carry, can't support, can't mid. What a shame.
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ayo damn son
 
Filth

Filth

Member
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK.
I BEEN FEEDING FOR YEARS.
LOLING AT MY TEAM PUTTIN MID IN FEAR.

cant rhyme prepare your anus with anything :(
 
T

The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
Oh shit! I'm not quite sure just what is going on
But I'd rather be a player then some kind of fucking pawn
I don't play with you guys very often, so I'm not sure what to say
But man that freakinchair he sure seems pretty cray
Uhm...and sanjay can't rhyme
Dude's got no sense of time
Run mid all day miss every rune on the way
I guess I'm a pretty good support? Better than carry at least
take my man shadow shaman ruin fools from west to east
That's basically what I've got right now, this exam tomorrow sucks
But I hate this class so much that its hard to give a fuck
 
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