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Dota 2 Beta Thread V: Real Talk Strikes Back [Tutorials]

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Skab

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Wait if I buy the compendium

I have to pay some more to watch the games that make my courier cool?


or can i just afk watch games of drkirby feeding

International games only, and all international games (qualifiers and the main thing) are free in game.
 

Hylian7

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For those that were just in that game with me, sorry about that. There's a storm where I live and my computer is connected to my router via power line network. I had to use the shitty WiFi to get back in and see the ancient fall. I probably cost us the game and I apologize.
 

Vamphuntr

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Oh yeah, forgot to thank you guys for the auto spectate console command. It worked like a charm so thank you.

It seems to reconnect even if there is a server issue too. Apparently the Mouz vs EG games had lag/server issues and was restarted a couple of time.
 
(More like a poem but w/e haters)
@milkman @anbokr

Ay, get ready all you loudmouth MCs.
Cuz this fight, I'll be hopin' for some D/Cs.

First of all, let me say, I'm sorry everyone.
It's for beatin' up Milkman in 1v1.
It was game of dismember, hook, and rot.
I gave him the hardest mid he ever fought.

If I typed dash, h & a,
It would say something like 96
Wicked sicks? Nay,
it was more like holy s**ts!

Oops, I must be playing an Easy bot.
I sped past him like a racecar Juggernaut.
While his witch doctor screamed, look at it go,
I was busy eating his mates head-to-toe
In the end, the game was lost to the tryhard four,
but he would come to know,
He would come to understand,
It's a game of reap what you sow.

*Transition*

Every night, he sends a message to me,
It's the bokr sayin' "I have named you, obey me."
Little does he know, I am a soul that is free.

He may say "I am your creator!"
but all I see is a flamin' Arcana-haired hater.
after all, a servant cannot create the master!

I should ask him to play ONE on ONE
But it would be done and won before it had begun.
He would come to me crying, saying it isn't fair.
Then I'd tell him -
he should stick to the game of "what hat should I wear?"
 
(More like a poem but w/e haters)
@milkman @anbokr

Ay, get ready all you loudmouth MCs.
Cuz this fight, I'll be hopin' for some D/Cs.

First of all, let me say, I'm sorry everyone.
It's for beatin' up Milkman in 1v1.
It was game of dismember, hook, and rot.
I gave him the hardest mid he ever fought.

If I typed dash, h & a,
It would say something like 96
Wicked sicks? Nay,
it was more like holy s**ts!

Oops, I must be playing an Easy bot.
I sped past him like a racecar Juggernaut.
While his witch doctor screamed, look at it go,
I was busy eating his mates head-to-toe
In the end, the game was lost to the tryhard four,
but he would come to know,
He would come to understand,
It's a game of reap what you sow.

*Transition*

Every night, he sends a message to me,
It's the bokr sayin' "I have named you, obey me."
Little does he know, I am a soul that is free.

He may say "I am your creator!"
but all I see is a flamin' Arcana-haired hater.
after all, a servant cannot create the master!

I should ask him to play ONE on ONE
But it would be done and won before it had begun.
He would come to me crying, saying it isn't fair.
Then I'd tell him -
he should stick to the game of "what hat should I wear?"
requires paring with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqUGcY-n4rE

for maximum win.
 
Aw hell nah wtf happened here.

Representative of the D', come home to see,
this dota nerd rap atrocity.
Ain't no one got rhythm, no one got prose,
Anbokr, you dont have an ounce of black from your head to your toes.
Come in this thread trying to spit, nothing comin out but semen.
Probably mad jealous cuz you're smaller then Demon.
Taking all those Roman classes cuz you lust for oiled men
Stop with all the 'your mom' shit, no need to pretend.

And speaking of jokes, we got exhibit B
The one and only Alex B-RAD lee.
Queues with Rumblebuffin so he can stomp some losers
But loses every real match; call him Captain Dunning Krugers.
Makes all that government money, but won't leave his parents' pad.
Probably cuz his lips are attached to his dad.
Throw so hard it's like I'm playing with Ryan
Always in the wrong position cryin' and dyin'.
Wont take criticism cuz he goes godlike vs bots
Badmouths all the pubs cuz that's all he's got.

Milk trying to rap, so people think that he's black.
Can only win against baddies in inhouses, what a hack.
Having his way with hylian mid like a blow-up doll,
what's next? Gonna feed him an iron mouse ball?
All of DotaGAF loves him, they chant 'Praise the OP!'
While he's abusing bugs on em, like some kind of dota bully.

I'm done with this shit, come back when ya'll fix your game
Dunkin' on you fools like I'm Lebron James
Can't rap since you're all as white as Elmer's glue
Should probably stick to playing Dota 2.

umpoiqouu5.gif
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Succubi/Incubi are pretty common in furry art so I kind of lump them in the same group.

Horns and wings and tails and shit.

P furry.
 

Anbokr

Bull on a Donut
so.

who won the rap battle.

sanjay of course; he literally killed it with those verses

God damn it, Haly. Every time I read your tag I have to get up for another cup of coffee (it's sour as fuck here).

Seriously, I used to be a huge coffee hater making fun of all my friends with a coffee cup in their hand every other hour. Now I'm slowly graduating to 1 coffee a day, bordering on 2... #accountinghomeworksuxdick
 

dk_

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Seriously, I used to be a huge coffee hater making fun of all my friends with a coffee cup in their hand every other hour. Now I'm slowly graduating to 1 coffee a day, bordering on 2... #accountinghomeworksuxdick

You get used to it so quickly. Coffee is doing almost nothing for me anymore, but I like the taste.
 

F!ReW!Re

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Thank you for your advice. I will try that in my next game.

Another tip; if you summon your first treants between 0:45 and 0:50 (before the start of the game) you can use them to scout the runes and either secure it or deny it from the enemy.
Lot of NP's don't do it, but the spell will be off cool down before 0:00 and you've either secured the rune for your team or denied the enemy team the rune.
 

cheezcake

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That feel when your supports contend for last hits, dont buy a single ward against a pudge all game (I end up getting them as gyro), feed relentlessly, then spend the last 10 minutes blaming you for not carrying

Edit: Favourite part was when our skywrath kept calling me noob for not levelling homing missile first
 

Hung_real

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Des0lar

will learn eventually
Pick Tree instead of Kotl

Max Guise and Leech seed before Living Armor - Don't use living armor on any towers even after I tell him 3 times



I don't want to live on this planet anymore
 

Xater

Member
Pick Tree instead of Kotl

Max Guise and Leech seed before Living Armor - Don't use living armor on any towers even after I tell him 3 times



I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Like I said total shit show that game. With Keeper he could have harassed the shit out of those melee heroes.
 
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