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[Hung_real]

These last pages =

waw you lucky folks getting item drops. i'm onto you bo, hung_real

traded it for a diretide effect badger :3

 

[Tenck]

Who wants an IHL when we can have Rap Battles.

 

[Sanjay]

Who wants an IHL when we can have Rap Battles.

Meet the captains:- Artanisix, JudgeN, Tre & Anbokr.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I have a razor and tusk trading cards.

Gotta get 'em all.

 

[Filth]

no patch :*(

 

[Tenck]

I have a razor and tusk trading cards.

Gotta get 'em all.

I'll duel you. Winner takes all. Meet me at the sandbox after nap time.

 

[CarbonatedFalcon]

I'll duel you. Winner takes all. Meet me at the sandbox after nap time.

1v1 mid no bottle crowing lets go.

 

[Filth]

ChrisC online!

 

[PaleFolklore]

So I know you have to watch tournament games in order to get effects on your courier but do they have to be live? Can I watch the replays and have it count towards that? Also, is there a tournament pass for the East and West qualifiers? Every time I click the button it gives me an error

 

[shira]

So I know you have to watch tournament games in order to get effects on your courier but do they have to be live? Can I watch the replays and have it count towards that? Also, is there a tournament pass for the East and West qualifiers? Every time I click the button it gives me an error

Nope, non-live is just as good.

 

[Trasher]

bitch-ass bokr, is that all u got
the name is freakinchair from the hongaf pot
#1 gyro, with sanjay the disciple
we gang bang ur mom cuz its totally delightful
your sf is garbage, more garbage than trasher
im so fukkin good by 20 min i got my basher
i'll have you depressed like procarbine with the euros
i'm so goddamn tasty im like a mothafukkin churro
got my dad in my mouth, the late game is no issue
i believe in myself and i'm handing out these tissues

WTF MILK

 

[Deadly]

I think this is the best real talk we've ever had hahahaha

 

[Vade]

I do not even know what the hell is happening. This has to be the Bebe side effects kicking in, that is the only possible explanation.

 

[Moaradin]

Icefrog is on. Don't know if that means anything.

 

[Vamphuntr]

I've been trying to play Nature's Prophet and I'm kinda awful at it. It's the first micro and jungler character I'm trying. How do you farm quickly in the jungle? There must be something I'm doing wrong because everyone else is leveling up quicker than me . I got a hang on the micro stuff I think. I set up Ctrl + number shortcuts for my treants and that's working well. The issue is that killing anything seems like quite a feat and I die really quickly. Only trying him in bot games so far.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Icefrog is on. Don't know if that means anything.

Means techies

 

[Demoli]

I've been trying to play Nature's Prophet and I'm kinda awful at it. It's the first micro and jungler character I'm trying. How do you farm quickly in the jungle? There must be something I'm doing wrong because everyone else is leveling up quicker than me . I got a hang on the micro stuff I think. I set up Ctrl + number shortcuts for my treants and that's working well. The issue is that killing anything seems like quite a feat and I die really quickly. Only trying him in bot games so far.

What I usually do is jungle the easy camp as much as possible, along with the mediums nearby. At level 3, i try doingan easy and a hard one per treant summon. You erally can't solo kill anyone until you have a sheep stick/orchid unless you are aware of the map (you should be since his farming is very easy and depends very little atention). I level treants first until lvl 6, then i max tp, getting the alst level of treants at 10. 1 Level of sprout at 4.

If you are on low tier matches, Shadow Blade is very cost efficient and provides a decent escape since no one carries dust there. Otherwise rush Mek/Orchid/Sheep.

 

[BigAT]

I've been trying to play Nature's Prophet and I'm kinda awful at it. It's the first micro and jungler character I'm trying. How do you farm quickly in the jungle? There must be something I'm doing wrong because everyone else is leveling up quicker than me . I got a hang on the micro stuff I think. I set up Ctrl + number shortcuts for my treants and that's working well. The issue is that killing anything seems like quite a feat and I die really quickly. Only trying him in bot games so far.

Ring of Basilius and two clarities to start. Spawn your first set of Treants at 0:00 as the game starts in the fountain so you regain to full mana, then go and kill the large camp (spawn a second set of Treants if necessary), then take out the small camp. Micro your Treants away so they are no longer attacked, then back in when they get to about 50% health so you distribute the damage evenly and always have as many Treants as possible alive and attacking.

Buy Gloves of Haste as soon as you can for Hand of Midas. Midas will help you catch up even if you're a little behind.

Pay attention to the rest of the map while you're farming. If you see an opportunity for a kill, be sure to teleport in and make it happen. You can quickly change a fight around, especially early on.

 

[dorkimoe]

less rhyming, more inviting dorkimoe to card beta

 

[DivineRage002]

Patch running very late now, has it been this late before?

 

[dorkimoe]

Patch running very late now, has it been this late before?

i just got a 20mb patch

 

[Skab]

my main client just patched. any idea what it was?

 

[dorkimoe]

my main client just patched. any idea what it was?

All new compendium goals are now updated to show
A new page to the passport shows progress and description of the stretch goals.
Your personal contribution to the Prize Pool is now displayed.
Closed predictions are now locked visually.

.,

I thought the original 3rd reward was a new immortal item? did they change it

 

[Technosteve]

what did the patch do?

 

[1.09]

Aw hell nah wtf happened here.

Representative of the D', come home to see,
this dota nerd rap atrocity.
Ain't no one got rhythm, no one got prose,
Anbokr, you dont have an ounce of black from your head to your toes.
Come in this thread trying to spit, nothing comin out but semen.
Probably mad jealous cuz you're smaller then Demon.
Taking all those Roman classes cuz you lust for oiled men
Stop with all the 'your mom' shit, no need to pretend.

And speaking of jokes, we got exhibit B
The one and only Alex B-RAD lee.
Queues with Rumblebuffin so he can stomp some losers
But loses every real match; call him Captain Dunning Krugers.
Makes all that government money, but won't leave his parents' pad.
Probably cuz his lips are attached to his dad.
Throw so hard it's like I'm playing with Ryan
Always in the wrong position cryin' and dyin'.
Wont take criticism cuz he goes godlike vs bots
Badmouths all the pubs cuz that's all he's got.

Milk trying to rap, so people think that he's black.
Can only win against baddies in inhouses, what a hack.
Having his way with hylian mid like a blow-up doll,
what's next? Gonna feed him an iron mouse ball?
All of DotaGAF loves him, they chant 'Praise the OP!'
While he's abusing bugs on em, like some kind of dota bully.

I'm done with this shit, come back when ya'll fix your game
Dunkin' on you fools like I'm Lebron James
Can't rap since you're all as white as Elmer's glue
Should probably stick to playing Dota 2.

 

[Haly]

Not enough ether I think.

 

[RukusProvider]

Aw hell nah wtf happened here.

Representative of the D', come home to see,
this dota nerd rap atrocity.
Ain't no one got rhythm, no one got prose,
Anbokr, you dont have an ounce of black from your head to your toes.
Come in this thread trying to spit, nothing comin out but semen.
Probably mad jealous cuz you're smaller then Demon.
Taking all those Roman classes cuz you lust for oiled men
Stop with all the 'your mom' shit, no need to pretend.

And speaking of jokes, we got exhibit B
The one and only Alex B-RAD lee.
Queues with Rumblebuffin so he can stomp some losers
But loses every real match; call him Captain Dunning Krugers.
Makes all that government money, but won't leave his parents' pad.
Probably cuz his lips are attached to his dad.
Throw so hard it's like I'm playing with Ryan
Always in the wrong position cryin' and dyin'.
Wont take criticism cuz he goes godlike vs bots
Badmouths all the pubs cuz that's all he's got.

Milk trying to rap, so people think that he's black.
Can only win against baddies in inhouses, what a hack.
Having his way with hylian mid like a blow-up doll,
what's next? Gonna feed him an iron mouse ball?
All of DotaGAF loves him, they chant 'Praise the OP!'
While he's abusing bugs on em, like some kind of dota bully.

I'm done with this shit, come back when ya'll fix your game
Dunkin' on you fools like I'm Lebron James
Can't rap since you're all as white as Elmer's glue
Should probably stick to playing Dota 2.

 

[SteveWinwood]

less rhyming, more inviting dorkimoe to card beta

Go buy one if you want it so bad. Or wait all of like a week and it'll be rolled out to everyone.

 

[Hylian7]

Aw hell nah wtf happened here.

Representative of the D', come home to see,
this dota nerd rap atrocity.
Ain't no one got rhythm, no one got prose,
Anbokr, you dont have an ounce of black from your head to your toes.
Come in this thread trying to spit, nothing comin out but semen.
Probably mad jealous cuz you're smaller then Demon.
Taking all those Roman classes cuz you lust for oiled men
Stop with all the 'your mom' shit, no need to pretend.

And speaking of jokes, we got exhibit B
The one and only Alex B-RAD lee.
Queues with Rumblebuffin so he can stomp some losers
But loses every real match; call him Captain Dunning Krugers.
Makes all that government money, but won't leave his parents' pad.
Probably cuz his lips are attached to his dad.
Throw so hard it's like I'm playing with Ryan
Always in the wrong position cryin' and dyin'.
Wont take criticism cuz he goes godlike vs bots
Badmouths all the pubs cuz that's all he's got.

Milk trying to rap, so people think that he's black.
Can only win against baddies in inhouses, what a hack.
Having his way with hylian mid like a blow-up doll,
what's next? Gonna feed him an iron mouse ball?
All of DotaGAF loves him, they chant 'Praise the OP!'
While he's abusing bugs on em, like some kind of dota bully.

I'm done with this shit, come back when ya'll fix your game
Dunkin' on you fools like I'm Lebron James
Can't rap since you're all as white as Elmer's glue
Should probably stick to playing Dota 2.

Awwww sheeeeit!

 

[Jay Shadow]

I thought the original 3rd reward was a new immortal item? did they change it

They added more goals before it, but it's still there at the same money tier.

 

[FromTheFuture]

First off, suck your dad
You fat motherfucker
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a skill shot player
But get abused every night

Plus other tra$h tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip with my captain's draft
Fuck with me
And get ALL CAPS TALK'D
Don't fuck around with real players

Y'all bitches and need to be men.
Now be deceased like Kanye West.

oy me bloody earholes

 

[Moaradin]

What the hell is going on in here?

 

[Haly]

What the hell is going on in here?

Real Talk Strikes Back: The Rappening

 

[SteveWinwood]

What the hell is going on in here?

People thinking they can rap.

 

[Hylian7]

Hadn't seen these posted here yet, but these are from the Steam trading cards. I'm pretty sure there's more, but I haven't found them yet.

 

[The Technomancer]

Hadn't seen these posted here yet, but these are from the Steam trading cards. I'm pretty sure there's more, but I haven't found them yet.

What I'm taking away from this is that I want a map skin that looks like the background of that PL image

 

[shira]

What I'm taking away from this is that I want a map skin that looks like the background of that PL image

 

[Mr Touchdown]

Where my LC at?

 

[Trasher]

Aw hell nah wtf happened here.

Representative of the D', come home to see,
this dota nerd rap atrocity.
Ain't no one got rhythm, no one got prose,
Anbokr, you dont have an ounce of black from your head to your toes.
Come in this thread trying to spit, nothing comin out but semen.
Probably mad jealous cuz you're smaller then Demon.
Taking all those Roman classes cuz you lust for oiled men
Stop with all the 'your mom' shit, no need to pretend.

And speaking of jokes, we got exhibit B
The one and only Alex B-RAD lee.
Queues with Rumblebuffin so he can stomp some losers
But loses every real match; call him Captain Dunning Krugers.
Makes all that government money, but won't leave his parents' pad.
Probably cuz his lips are attached to his dad.
Throw so hard it's like I'm playing with Ryan
Always in the wrong position cryin' and dyin'.
Wont take criticism cuz he goes godlike vs bots
Badmouths all the pubs cuz that's all he's got.

Milk trying to rap, so people think that he's black.
Can only win against baddies in inhouses, what a hack.
Having his way with hylian mid like a blow-up doll,
what's next? Gonna feed him an iron mouse ball?
All of DotaGAF loves him, they chant 'Praise the OP!'
While he's abusing bugs on em, like some kind of dota bully.

I'm done with this shit, come back when ya'll fix your game
Dunkin' on you fools like I'm Lebron James
Can't rap since you're all as white as Elmer's glue
Should probably stick to playing Dota 2.

That's it?

 

[Vamphuntr]

What I usually do is jungle the easy camp as much as possible, along with the mediums nearby. At level 3, i try doingan easy and a hard one per treant summon. You erally can't solo kill anyone until you have a sheep stick/orchid unless you are aware of the map (you should be since his farming is very easy and depends very little atention). I level treants first until lvl 6, then i max tp, getting the alst level of treants at 10. 1 Level of sprout at 4.

If you are on low tier matches, Shadow Blade is very cost efficient and provides a decent escape since no one carries dust there. Otherwise rush Mek/Orchid/Sheep.

Ring of Basilius and two clarities to start. Spawn your first set of Treants at 0:00 as the game starts in the fountain so you regain to full mana, then go and kill the large camp (spawn a second set of Treants if necessary), then take out the small camp. Micro your Treants away so they are no longer attacked, then back in when they get to about 50% health so you distribute the damage evenly and always have as many Treants as possible alive and attacking.

Buy Gloves of Haste as soon as you can for Hand of Midas. Midas will help you catch up even if you're a little behind.

Pay attention to the rest of the map while you're farming. If you see an opportunity for a kill, be sure to teleport in and make it happen. You can quickly change a fight around, especially early on.

Thank you for your advice. I will try that in my next game.

 

[Dmax3901]

We expecting much from the patch today?

 

[Filth]

We expecting much from the patch today?

we got a patch.




a shitty one.

 

[Mr Touchdown]

Valve why you do dis.

 

[dave is ok]

There's a button in the compendium to buy a compendium now.

How can you say it was a shitty patch?

 

[HK-47]

Too busy rolling out their new collectathon to patch Dota.

 

[Drkirby]

1) Where is the Patch?
2) I think we have reached our rapping quota for the year.
3) Who wants to trade cards?

 

[Boken]

Wait if I buy the compendium

I have to pay some more to watch the games that make my courier cool?


or can i just afk watch games of drkirby feeding

 

[poppedcollar69]

Who's going to win the east qualifier?

 

[Archie]

Wait if I buy the compendium

I have to pay some more to watch the games that make my courier cool?


or can i just afk watch games of drkirby feeding

You have to watch International live games or replays to get +1s on your compendium courier.

 

[Übermatik]

SO I'm learning Invoker. First game I played with him ever was an all random tonight, thought fuck it, why not. Dominated, then died a few times picking up the odd kill here and there. Our team was horrible versus them (Wisp with no-one ot go with and a Morphling who's never played Morphling before), but half way through it looked like a win. We ended up losing, but it made me realise how much I like Invoker.

With a few more bot matches I'm starting to remember the combos, and I think starting with the spirits and cold snap is a good combo in lane.