If the object you seek is indeed a key
You must answer me, these questions three
My name is not unique you see,
A person of renown had it before me
The thing he uncovered, explain to me
And take one step closer to the key
But wait, hold on, you're not done yet
only one third of the requirements are met
Name this man, from days of yore
Most people thought his ideas a chore
So ridicule and laugh they did
While he sold coal to Newcastle and Madrid
He even sold gloves to the South Islands Seas
And though he was rich kept busy as the bees
If you still do not know please don't fret
His last name's a show, about a killer without regret
So here you are, two thirds of the way there
You can smell that Key, as pungent as hare
Now the third and final question is this
Find me the creature with nothing amiss
It's thought to live long perhaps forever
But the old ones aren't seen in our nets and levers
Eaten they are because they keep on growing
And the big ones fetch quite a price at showing
but it's their immortality that scientists adore
us humans find them mostly a bore
But they care not, their home is the sea
ignorant lives unaware of you and me
so off to GOOGLE young lads, go answer these riddles
and soon it will be to DOTA you diddle.
You must answer me, these questions three
My name is not unique you see,
A person of renown had it before me
The thing he uncovered, explain to me
And take one step closer to the key
But wait, hold on, you're not done yet
only one third of the requirements are met
Name this man, from days of yore
Most people thought his ideas a chore
So ridicule and laugh they did
While he sold coal to Newcastle and Madrid
He even sold gloves to the South Islands Seas
And though he was rich kept busy as the bees
If you still do not know please don't fret
His last name's a show, about a killer without regret
So here you are, two thirds of the way there
You can smell that Key, as pungent as hare
Now the third and final question is this
Find me the creature with nothing amiss
It's thought to live long perhaps forever
But the old ones aren't seen in our nets and levers
Eaten they are because they keep on growing
And the big ones fetch quite a price at showing
but it's their immortality that scientists adore
us humans find them mostly a bore
But they care not, their home is the sea
ignorant lives unaware of you and me
so off to GOOGLE young lads, go answer these riddles
and soon it will be to DOTA you diddle.
