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If you guys want a game that will torture your soul for a thousand eternities look no further than fifa. It will decide whether you win or lose before you even start.

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Dominate every single stat and all you get for it is a loss or draw and this is one of the good ones. I had 24 shots on goal and lost to a guy with 3 shots on goal today. If I ever meet anyone that says they had something to do with making this game I'll spit in their face.
 
There's this strange blueish goop that appeared next to the garbage can, in front of the kitchen door leading outside.

I just wiped as much as I could and sprayed the rest with bleach. Don't wanna kill my vibe cleaning up any T-Virus's and shit.
 
ZeroRay said:
There's this strange blueish goop that appeared next to the garbage can, in front of the kitchen door leading outside.

I just wiped as much as I could and sprayed the rest with bleach. Don't wanna kill my vibe cleaning up any T-Virus's and shit.
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fuck...youre fuckin fucked lol fuck.hide in a corenr.f
 
blue hentai, god I am.so drunk why do I do this. CSS was fun as hell even if I was the only one fucked. Love you guys. Ryan swings the pendulum.
 
Guys,
I smoked too much pot and am about to go for a bike ride. What do you want to know?
 
Sup elly, Im laying in bed its quarter to ten in the morning and I need to do my insanity work out but i overslept

work in 8 hours and there will be a queen coverband playing so it will be packed.... I am pissing myself

happypup said:
Hi by the way my name is Sphenosuchia

I am relatively new to Gaf, and I like to drink

You can call me happypup.
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cooey
 
Beer in one hand mouse or tablet In the other. Music on the ears, screen in the face.. The day behind you. Sadly eloquent, it's all to keep tomorrow off your mind.
 
Jtwo said:
Beer in one hand mouse or tablet In the other. Music on the ears, screen in the face.. The day behind you. Sadly eloquent, it's all to keep tomorrow off your mind.
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Yoo that's too deep for me right now but I feel it...I just don't want to think about it. Shit, if you knew what I was up to at this moment, pathetic.
 
Why are you here then? if you don't want to share.



The bike ride fell through. I'm watching my friend play amnesia the dark descent and it's super boring,
 
Tashbrooke said:
Being 18 must be so insignificant over there


Being 18 was the besssst, it was like a free pass to do what the fuck I wanted with my body


(I just got really fat and unhealthy)
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Eh.

The only real problem is not being able to go into bars. Not only can you not buy alcohol, but you can't even sit at a bar table at most places with other people.


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Horses should never skip leg day

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My arms look nice though.
 
So I leave the room for 5 minutes last night and my friend got me cursed again!!! What the fuuuuuck?
 
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