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disappeared said:
the girl in the car accident told me she was moving to the west coast to start a business being a street vendor selling tea and paintings. I finished my fourth beer and walked home from the bar. About two blocks from the apartment I cross paths with a guy crying - outright sobbing. I've never seen a man that sad before. He asked me for a cigarette so I gave him one and he takes it and keeps walking, crying so loud I can hear him halfway down the next block. I get home and through the window I can hear my roommate banging his girlfriend, so I wait outside and eat the sandwich I bought at the gas station. I look into the alley and a gray cat trots up to me. Lo and behold, somebody left a completely good desk next to the garbage bin. So I pet the cat some more, finish my sandwich, and proceed to drunkenly haul this desk up a steep flight of stairs into my room, because I needed a desk. I hear my roommate's girlfriend moaning and moaning as I just about kill myself moving this desk upstairs. I get it into the bedroom and then she stopped moaning and I heard her leave down the stairs. Now I'm hungover but there's a desk here. Man that guy was crying hard.
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Fuck yeah dat desk.
 
Might move above the pub i work at...not sure if this is a good idea, is 24/7 partying a good thing guys?

Gvaz said:
a glass of whiskey doesn't make me buzzed anymore. shame
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I can't tell if you want somebody to be impressed or are legitimately annoyed about this


Just stay off booze for a bit.....if you can
luckyboyceo said:
Approved. I'd pick her up in a heartbeat.


#wool #legs4dayz #softknees
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Much better
Style Fox said:
This contest is over.

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Jeeesus

disappeared said:
the girl in the car accident told me she was moving to the west coast to start a business being a street vendor selling tea and paintings. I finished my fourth beer and walked home from the bar. About two blocks from the apartment I cross paths with a guy crying - outright sobbing. I've never seen a man that sad before. He asked me for a cigarette so I gave him one and he takes it and keeps walking, crying so loud I can hear him halfway down the next block. I get home and through the window I can hear my roommate banging his girlfriend, so I wait outside and eat the sandwich I bought at the gas station. I look into the alley and a gray cat trots up to me. Lo and behold, somebody left a completely good desk next to the garbage bin. So I pet the cat some more, finish my sandwich, and proceed to drunkenly haul this desk up a steep flight of stairs into my room, because I needed a desk. I hear my roommate's girlfriend moaning and moaning as I just about kill myself moving this desk upstairs. I get it into the bedroom and then she stopped moaning and I heard her leave down the stairs. Now I'm hungover but there's a desk here. Man that guy was crying hard.
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10/10
Style Fox said:
Gas station sandwich, that's gotta be a mistake.
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Isn't there something else about gas stations/rest rooms or whatever its called or is that just in movies
 
I have a question. My close friend from high school is coming back to Montreal in a few weeks. I'm thinking of letting her stay at my place to save her expenses and since I have two free rooms it's not a problem. Am I wrong in thinking this shouldn't be a problem with my gf? I'm going to ask, but should I prepare to be beat down for suggesting it?
 
There's some ugly girl that lives nearby. I don't mean regular but rather almost monstrous ugly. Every once in a while I'm coming or leaving home and she stares at me like a strange person. Today she tried to talk to me so I quickly got into my car to avoid any chances.
 
Style Fox said:
There's some ugly girl that lives nearby. I don't mean regular but rather almost monstrous ugly. Every once in a while I'm coming or leaving home and she stares at me like a strange person. Today she tried to talk to me so I quickly got into my car to avoid any chances.
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bit harsh,what if its prosthetics and she wants to find her true love without good looks
 
Minus_Me said:
Na never more than friends. Just really hope it doesn't cause a useless fight.
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Objectively, it sounds a-ok, but it wouldn't be a huge shock if it made her a little insecure. It's an ugly emotion but we're all guilty of it at some point. Should be fine as long as you promise to keep it sheathed.
 
Tashbrooke said:
bit harsh,what if its prosthetics and she wants to find her true love without good looks
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If anything this is the best way to go forward. Would you rather get shot down, have someone pretend and lie, or not have anything happen entirely. Those are the only 3 options on this table.

Minus have them both sleep over.
 
Style Fox said:
If anything this is the best way to go forward. Would you rather get shot down, have someone pretend and lie, or not have anything happen entirely. Those are the only 3 options on this table.

Minus have them both sleep over.
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Ya I'm going to tell my gf that she'll stay over the whole time she's here. Makes sense.
 
Style Fox said:
If anything this is the best way to go forward. Would you rather get shot down, have someone pretend and lie, or not have anything happen entirely. Those are the only 3 options on this table.

Minus have them both sleep over.
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this is true, in my last job i think this girl kinda fancied a bit of the brooke........ she wasnt even bad but i just dont want anything right now...on my last day she kept trying to get me alone....but i made excuses to run off and even my boss saved me a few times....awwwwkkwaaaard assss fffuuucccckkk

Minus_Me said:
Ya I'm going to tell my gf that she'll stay over the whole time she's here. Makes sense.
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have they met before mi?
 
Minus_Me said:
I have a cleaning lady that comes in twice a week. I feel like a dick but I hate cleaning.
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They're going to clean somewhere and if you got the extra cash there aint no problem there..

I reckon you should be fine aslong as they dont hate eachother....


If you dont think their personalties would fit....try not to get in a situation where sparks may fly off and hit you in the earholes
 
That's relieving because your house wouldn't be cleaned.
Actually I try to clean up everything much more carefully if I'm a guest. Unless it's coldvein's I'M SORRY
 
no clue but I remember I downloaded the first 3 volumes like 6 years ago or so...

I was living at an apartment complex that had a pool...it was inhabited by a bunch of hippies who always played jam band shit like phish and string cheese incident so I concocted a plan to burn a few volumes of jock jams and put them in the communal boombox by the pool and label them as like "PHISH LIVE 1/5/01" and shit like that.

it was one of my finer moments.
 
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