drunk thread again

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Goddamn. Big frame glasses are such a turn on for me. Fuck the haters.
 
I don't know who thought scheduling this physical therapy sesh at 615 was a good idea, but here I am.

edit: and then I scheduled the next 11 all for 630 and 7 lol
 
I got so blasted at the bar last night. I would have been fine if it weren't for those pitchers at the end. I don't remember the bike ride home but my hand and wrist are kinda jacked. Fuck. Yeah, I think I'll be laying low for awhile. This is bad.

Turns out I tore up my ankle to. I'm all fucked up. It's time to die.
 
Is it supposed to be like you're saying your old name while hammered or something?

It does seem like that but no, I saw that thread about the football player wearing the miami dolphins hat, his name is colin kaepernic, and I totally read it as copernic.

style: stump is always responsive.
 
What the shit!? Had like 3 cans of Scrumpy Jack ( Strong'ish cider for the non-UK peeps ) and I'm fairly wasted... and I gotta go to work at 6:30am tomorrow >.>

Next time I'm buying vodka because this shits too hardcore for me!

[Edit] I cracked open another one just to study its habits!
 
What the shit!? Had like 3 cans of Scrumpy Jack ( Strong'ish cider for the non-UK peeps ) and I'm fairly wasted... and I gotta go to work at 6:30am tomorrow >.>

Next time I'm buying vodka because this shits too hardcore for me!

[Edit] I cracked open another one just to study its habits!

you're too hardxcore for this thread
 
my family is Baptist and thinks basically any form of fun is wrong. BEER IS THE DEVIL

I shouldn't care but guilt is basically in my blood. Feels like shit, man
 
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