luckyboyceo
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Too much gap bro.
drunk thread again
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freenudemacusers
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just say no to carrot gaps
brianjones
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brianjones
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i dunno if im gonna make it guys
SecretMoblin
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Illithid Dude
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gap girl looks like she has one of those south korean plastic surgery mouths
brianjones
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Seattle is 3 am I thought we were same time zone
fuck my head.
had three female friends come over my place yesterday.
My girl is currently in Japan, and has been for over 5 months, but will soon be back.
so...well friends or not, these are girls and it's preferable to get away with it while I can. (aka, I can have all the female friends I want, but it's an understatement to say that my girl requires a "check" on it).
1/ 2 are polish
2/ one has a crush on me (thus, I'd rather invite her home when the girl ain't here, not for the sex, but to avoid the scene)
We had a good time talking, tho. but jeez I hate that I can't help but wanna fuck once I'm into a nice evening talking/drinking.
= binged myself to sleep while politely declining what became some very sexual advances.
but my head...already 2L of water and probably 1L of coffee...
I need feels.
had three female friends come over my place yesterday.
My girl is currently in Japan, and has been for over 5 months, but will soon be back.
so...well friends or not, these are girls and it's preferable to get away with it while I can. (aka, I can have all the female friends I want, but it's an understatement to say that my girl requires a "check" on it).
1/ 2 are polish
2/ one has a crush on me (thus, I'd rather invite her home when the girl ain't here, not for the sex, but to avoid the scene)
We had a good time talking, tho. but jeez I hate that I can't help but wanna fuck once I'm into a nice evening talking/drinking.
= binged myself to sleep while politely declining what became some very sexual advances.
but my head...already 2L of water and probably 1L of coffee...
I need feels.
Illithid Dude
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gotta love eastern european girls
you are a strong man
It's when you pull your dick out in the middle of a party and don't realize you shouldn't be doing that and let it get some air for like five minutes while still chatting up people normally.
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Yeah so. I quit my job. I called my dad to tell him and he's like "you've got to go outside and do something" but I'm laying in my bed kinda half crying and I think I'm gonna start drinking or something. Idk. It's scary man. Now I have to go find a new job and shit.
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Whatever I'm seeing Teengirl Fantasy on Thirsday.
Bam Bam Baklava
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but friday will come.
D
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Yup.
Just could be like handjob Inception.
it still hurts bad :{{{{
I might need something to do tomorrow night ~7:30. Otherwise all day Thursday. The pub crawl on cap hill is that night, so if you're working meet up there.
Then Friday post show, I don't remember what outside events are going on. I think there's something, lucky would know. Saturday is our big ol' PAX HANG OUT!!!!!!!!!
plus giantbomb panel
i forgot my ryan davis shirt i feel like an asshole
freenudemacusers
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oh yeah it's pax season huh
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My friend drunkenly hit on my gf at a party but doesn't remember it. I found out the next day, so naturally I'm wanting to deck a fool but he's all apologetic and shit on the phone. "Wow, that sounds so unlike me, I don't even remember that, I'm sorry." Makes it hard to keep my rage-boner.
Do I deck him anyways?
Do I deck him anyways?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Now I'm really glad school made me cancel my PAX trip. I'm as sick as a three legged dog on the streets of India.
Would have been no fun.
Would have been no fun.
Illithid Dude
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oh yeah, pax is happening.
if anyone wants to get to the front of the line for the opening keynote, pm me and i will make it happen.
if anyone wants to get to the front of the line for the opening keynote, pm me and i will make it happen.
Roundhouse kick his forehead.
Nah. He didn't do anything.
How many times did she come
I'm about to start pming people, so I'm probably gonna be banned soon, rip kop
freenudemacusers
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yeah i've had friends drunkenly make weird (and totally lame) come-ons to my wife, but it's never passed the verbal stage, so we just laugh at it. They get super embarrassed every time I bring it up to them haha.
freenudemacusers
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well, for one of my friends, he went from (very, very poorly) singing ace of base (iirc?) lines from that I saw the Sign song to going to my wife, "If Andrew ever leaves, and you have a hole that needs filled, I'm there" or something to that effect. I don't even think he meant vageen. I have no idea. It was so bad.
Another friend said something like "wanna hang out in my room?" in a really creepy blackout way. Also hilarious haha.
Another friend said something like "wanna hang out in my room?" in a really creepy blackout way. Also hilarious haha.
The first one probably wants to bottom.
On it's way to be my most played album of the year after Yeezus.
That sounds smart and stuff
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