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So it's 10:15 and I'm legally drunk. I also have a massive sweet tooth. Ok gaf, convince me not to drive the mile it is up the road to kroger to get ice cream or something.
 
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shadyspace

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2th said:
So it's 10:15 and I'm legally drunk. I also have a massive sweet tooth. Ok gaf, convince me not to drive the mile it is up the road to kroger to get ice cream or something.
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I know you're joking. But don't. Your entire life could be ruined in a flash, no matter how unlikely. Don't fall victim to that.
 
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totowhoa

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lunarworks said:
Walk. It's only a mile. That's like 1.8 km, right?
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About, probably a little less.

Bake a treat, man. It will taste good and you won't have to leave. And you get to smell it for hours.

I have aromas that I burn all the fucking time. They all smell like baked goods. You should just burn something like that while you snack on whatever, but resist eating the wax.
 
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2th

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Not baking. Too much work. Plus I intend to drink till at least midnight then pass out and get about 6 to 7 hours of sleep.
 
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balddemon

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godammnit i think i'll do my econ tomorrow morning. i wanna play some terraria and go to bed. and i'm trying to get this girl to sleep with me, but she probbaly wont cuz i dont sell drugs
 
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balddemon

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Atramental said:
lol...

that's just grand.
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i feel like she'll be pretty easy. 1. she confessed her attraction to me 2. she drinks like a fish several nights a week 3. shes got a bit of a beer belly but super nice tits 4. blonde 5. short as fuck 6. i probably won't because i'm too busy playing games

so yeah, just grand (grand)

edit: ya dude her dad loves her he gives her money and shit al lthe time. her folks are hella rich
 
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Atramental

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balddemon said:
i feel like she'll be pretty easy. 1. she confessed her attraction to me 2. she drinks like a fish several nights a week 3. shes got a bit of a beer belly but super nice tits 4. blonde 5. short as fuck 6. i probably won't because i'm too busy playing games

so yeah, just grand (grand)

edit: ya dude her dad loves her he gives her money and shit al lthe time. her folks are hella rich
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Whaaaat...

I was being sarcastic about the father being proud. I guess I'm not used to being "privileged" like that.

Edit: btw balddemon, how many girls are you up to now? You seem like you're with someone new every time you post here. haha.
 
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balddemon

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bangladesh said:
what do you mean you wont hit dat shit for us bro
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no worries dude

Atramental said:
Whaaaat...

I was being sarcastic about the father being proud. I guess I'm not used to being "privileged" like that.

Edit: btw balddemon, how many girls are you up to now? You seem like you're with someone new every time you post here. haha.
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ya me either its kinda ridiculous, she's fun though. um i can think of 3 since i lost my v-card (mid september). each one only 3 times max though. what pisses me off is i still haven't got with that milf i posted about a few days ago. she doesn't wanna go to lawrence, and i'm not 21 so i can't go to the power & light with her yet. i either needa buy a fake from someone or make her come spend the night in lawrence with me.

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balddemon what? seems like no commitment and nice boobs. go go go go go
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yeah. i'm slowly but surely convincing myself. see how it goes tomorrow in class. maybe when it snows and we're sledding i can make snow angels with her
 
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Blader

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bangladesh said:
dude take her to a broadway show or any live theatre

take her as a friend
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I'm not sure doing things just as friends helps the situation any

or maybe it does? I don't know, this is pretty different from most situations I've been in, I've never been involved with a taken girl before (and never will again lol)

I should probably leave this thread as I've since quit vodka drinking for the night :lol
 
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Atramental

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Okay 3. That's not too crazy.

I was like, "Damn, I bet he's already at number 15 by now. Dude has got to slow down a bit and smell the roses."

Anyways, I really need to get my shit together during the break. People probably think I have a micro penis because I look so damn depressed all the time.
 
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balddemon

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1. current one: http://i.imgur.com/SwRzM.png
2. this one has my v-card: http://i.imgur.com/FSGn4.png
3. extra proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/DlSyN.jpg
4. not so proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/wI9Dh.png (she's next to me; i'm the white kid)
5. definitely not proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/OZ9Kc.png (on the right)

#1 I will get. #2 I most likely can get anytime. She doesn't masturbate so shes almost a sex addict. #3 I loved her fake titties and aggressive nature, but I think I caused her and her BF to break up when he found out.... #4 I never thought she was that cute, but she was there and it was easy. That's an old picture from our days as hawaiians. #5 she's a slut. so dirty. so kinky. so fun.

sorry i'm bro-ing (shitting) this thread up/not-so-stealth braggin but the only other guy i trust with this info (best friend) i could tell about this would just laugh at me cuz he got his one and only gf pregnant and she was a fat chick beforehand. he doesn't understand the thrill of chasing ladies, and thinks skinnny girls are ugly. smh. so i choose the internets.
 
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Atramental

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Acid08

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balddemon said:
1. current one: http://i.imgur.com/SwRzM.png
2. this one has my v-card: http://i.imgur.com/FSGn4.png
3. extra proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/DlSyN.jpg
4. not so proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/wI9Dh.png (she's next to me; i'm the white kid)
5. definitely not proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/OZ9Kc.png (on the right)

#1 I will get. #2 I most likely can get anytime. She doesn't masturbate so shes almost a sex addict. #3 I loved her fake titties and aggressive nature, but I think I caused her and her BF to break up when he found out.... #4 I never thought she was that cute, but she was there and it was easy. That's an old picture from our days as hawaiians. #5 she's a slut. so dirty. so kinky. so fun.

sorry i'm bro-ing (shitting) this thread up/not-so-stealth braggin but the only other guy i trust with this info (best friend) i could tell about this would just laugh at me cuz he got his one and only gf pregnant and she was a fat chick beforehand. he doesn't understand the thrill of chasing ladies, and thinks skinnny girls are ugly. smh. so i choose the internets.
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I would make sex to all those ladies. Good on ya man.
 
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BocoDragon

or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
gonna do a LOUD DJ mix of some greasy music for my neighbours.... hope they like it lol... they have no choice.

*drinks*
 
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Axion22

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I was tentative about having another because I drank about a liter and a half of some 10.4% Stone 15th Anniv. Escondidian Double-Hopped w/Pacific Jade, whatever that meant. I was tailgating at the Fresno State @ SDSU game on Saturday. Maybe you saw me, this was me:

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Messed up my whole Sunday...
 
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