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So it's 10:15 and I'm legally drunk. I also have a massive sweet tooth. Ok gaf, convince me not to drive the mile it is up the road to kroger to get ice cream or something.
 
So it's 10:15 and I'm legally drunk. I also have a massive sweet tooth. Ok gaf, convince me not to drive the mile it is up the road to kroger to get ice cream or something.

I know you're joking. But don't. Your entire life could be ruined in a flash, no matter how unlikely. Don't fall victim to that.
 
Walk. It's only a mile. That's like 1.8 km, right?

About, probably a little less.

Bake a treat, man. It will taste good and you won't have to leave. And you get to smell it for hours.

I have aromas that I burn all the fucking time. They all smell like baked goods. You should just burn something like that while you snack on whatever, but resist eating the wax.
 
Not baking. Too much work. Plus I intend to drink till at least midnight then pass out and get about 6 to 7 hours of sleep.
 
godammnit i think i'll do my econ tomorrow morning. i wanna play some terraria and go to bed. and i'm trying to get this girl to sleep with me, but she probbaly wont cuz i dont sell drugs
 
lol...

that's just grand.
i feel like she'll be pretty easy. 1. she confessed her attraction to me 2. she drinks like a fish several nights a week 3. shes got a bit of a beer belly but super nice tits 4. blonde 5. short as fuck 6. i probably won't because i'm too busy playing games

so yeah, just grand (grand)

edit: ya dude her dad loves her he gives her money and shit al lthe time. her folks are hella rich
 
i feel like she'll be pretty easy. 1. she confessed her attraction to me 2. she drinks like a fish several nights a week 3. shes got a bit of a beer belly but super nice tits 4. blonde 5. short as fuck 6. i probably won't because i'm too busy playing games

so yeah, just grand (grand)

edit: ya dude her dad loves her he gives her money and shit al lthe time. her folks are hella rich
Whaaaat...

I was being sarcastic about the father being proud. I guess I'm not used to being "privileged" like that.

Edit: btw balddemon, how many girls are you up to now? You seem like you're with someone new every time you post here. haha.
 
what do you mean you wont hit dat shit for us bro

no worries dude

Whaaaat...

I was being sarcastic about the father being proud. I guess I'm not used to being "privileged" like that.

Edit: btw balddemon, how many girls are you up to now? You seem like you're with someone new every time you post here. haha.

ya me either its kinda ridiculous, she's fun though. um i can think of 3 since i lost my v-card (mid september). each one only 3 times max though. what pisses me off is i still haven't got with that milf i posted about a few days ago. she doesn't wanna go to lawrence, and i'm not 21 so i can't go to the power & light with her yet. i either needa buy a fake from someone or make her come spend the night in lawrence with me.

balddemon what? seems like no commitment and nice boobs. go go go go go

yeah. i'm slowly but surely convincing myself. see how it goes tomorrow in class. maybe when it snows and we're sledding i can make snow angels with her
 
dude take her to a broadway show or any live theatre

take her as a friend

I'm not sure doing things just as friends helps the situation any

or maybe it does? I don't know, this is pretty different from most situations I've been in, I've never been involved with a taken girl before (and never will again lol)

I should probably leave this thread as I've since quit vodka drinking for the night :lol
 
Okay 3. That's not too crazy.

I was like, "Damn, I bet he's already at number 15 by now. Dude has got to slow down a bit and smell the roses."

Anyways, I really need to get my shit together during the break. People probably think I have a micro penis because I look so damn depressed all the time.
 
1. current one: http://i.imgur.com/SwRzM.png
2. this one has my v-card: http://i.imgur.com/FSGn4.png
3. extra proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/DlSyN.jpg
4. not so proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/wI9Dh.png (she's next to me; i'm the white kid)
5. definitely not proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/OZ9Kc.png (on the right)

#1 I will get. #2 I most likely can get anytime. She doesn't masturbate so shes almost a sex addict. #3 I loved her fake titties and aggressive nature, but I think I caused her and her BF to break up when he found out.... #4 I never thought she was that cute, but she was there and it was easy. That's an old picture from our days as hawaiians. #5 she's a slut. so dirty. so kinky. so fun.

sorry i'm bro-ing (shitting) this thread up/not-so-stealth braggin but the only other guy i trust with this info (best friend) i could tell about this would just laugh at me cuz he got his one and only gf pregnant and she was a fat chick beforehand. he doesn't understand the thrill of chasing ladies, and thinks skinnny girls are ugly. smh. so i choose the internets.
 
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1. current one: http://i.imgur.com/SwRzM.png
2. this one has my v-card: http://i.imgur.com/FSGn4.png
3. extra proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/DlSyN.jpg
4. not so proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/wI9Dh.png (she's next to me; i'm the white kid)
5. definitely not proud of this one: http://i.imgur.com/OZ9Kc.png (on the right)

#1 I will get. #2 I most likely can get anytime. She doesn't masturbate so shes almost a sex addict. #3 I loved her fake titties and aggressive nature, but I think I caused her and her BF to break up when he found out.... #4 I never thought she was that cute, but she was there and it was easy. That's an old picture from our days as hawaiians. #5 she's a slut. so dirty. so kinky. so fun.

sorry i'm bro-ing (shitting) this thread up/not-so-stealth braggin but the only other guy i trust with this info (best friend) i could tell about this would just laugh at me cuz he got his one and only gf pregnant and she was a fat chick beforehand. he doesn't understand the thrill of chasing ladies, and thinks skinnny girls are ugly. smh. so i choose the internets.

I would make sex to all those ladies. Good on ya man.
 
gonna do a LOUD DJ mix of some greasy music for my neighbours.... hope they like it lol... they have no choice.

*drinks*
 
I was tentative about having another because I drank about a liter and a half of some 10.4% Stone 15th Anniv. Escondidian Double-Hopped w/Pacific Jade, whatever that meant. I was tailgating at the Fresno State @ SDSU game on Saturday. Maybe you saw me, this was me:

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Messed up my whole Sunday...
 
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