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[DeathbyVolcano]

Happy new year to the drunk assholes that I've created

my finest GAF creation, it seems!

 

[brianjones]

im gonna try to take a shower drunk hope i dont bust a hip

 

[cdyhybrid]

im gonna try to take a shower drunk hope i dont bust a hip

Just sit down and enjoy the warmth.

 

[Vagabundo]

2012's first day is such a bright blue one. yey!!!

 

[MikeTyson]

bout to have my first fap of the year

 

[balddemon]

Oh ok

 

[eBay Huckster]

I think its sad that I've already made out w/ a girl for longer this year than in all of 2011

Happy new year to everyone ITT regardless

 

[marrec]

Since I promised not to do this in the RealPic thread, I'll do it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LllchE03xRk

Sooo goood.

Kay, I'm done.

 

[balddemon]

Ohh goddamnnnnnnNnnnnnn

 

[tehrafe]

bout to have my first fap of the year

do it!

on second note, I'm fairly pissed of my face, drank through my shift at work, hospitality with a retarded manager is a win!

Listening to invaders must die by the prodigy atm, so gooooood

 

[brianjones]

im watching the rock on TNT

"jade.. im not an evil man.. if you can believe that it's a start

*scottish flute music*"

 

[Jamesfrom818]

im watching the rock on TNT

"jade.. im not an evil man.. if you can believe that it's a start

*scottish flute music*"

Favorite part

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.

 

[brianjones]

great avatar

best part of that commercial

 

[Devolution]

CALLING MR RAIDER
CALLING MR WRONG
CALLING MR VAIN

I KNOW WHAT I WANT
AND I WANT IT NOW
I WANT YOU
CAUSE IM MR VAIN

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

shut up cowbell

 

[Devolution]

shut up cowbell

Don't piss on my 90s dance hit parade dude.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Favorite part

Stanley Goodspeed: Listen, I think we got started off on the wrong foot.Stan Goodspeed, FBl. Uh - Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"?
Captain Darrow: I don't like soft-ass shit.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh.Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.

 

[balddemon]

Devo will you send me picture.don't get me banned I'm on everclear and vyvansemoh god someone respond to me please I can't tell if I'm kidding laid. Like my hand is on this girls boob but dk lol my dick is having a hard time getting hard

 

[Devolution]

Devo will you send me picture.don't get me banned I'm on everclear and vyvansemoh god someone respond to me please I can't tell if I'm kidding laid. Like my hand is on this girls boob but dk lol my dick is having a hard time getting hard

What. Get in TC noob.

 

[Puddles]

Wait, so you're feeling up some girl while also posting from your phone or whatever, but you can't get your jimmy working, and you need a picture of Devo to help things along?

 

[balddemon]

Wait, so you're feeling up some girl while also posting from your phone or whatever, but you can't get your jimmy working, and you need a picture of Devo to help things along?

Yeah ouddles I had a lot. Schots of lime vodka and shit after I drank a LOY of everclear I'm surprised I can twxt. Puddles pm me I will text you

 

[balddemon]

Ugh I m drunk. And no dick wetting. Everyone pm so I can text you vecause its hard to refresh the screeen on my phone

 

[cdyhybrid]

Four pizza slices is not enough. MORE GREASE TO SATIATE THE ALCOHOL GODS.

 

[balddemon]

Four pizza slices is not enough. MORE GREASE TO SATIATE THE ALCOHOL GODS.

Nice brah p m. Me so I know u wanna be bros. I only know devo is a girl so pm me I have timedogs # lmfao omg what am I saying I am going to text him my BRAH

 

[Devolution]

Nice brah p m. Me so I know u wanna be bros. I only know devo is a girl so pm me I have timedogs # lmfao omg what am I saying I am going to text him my BRAH

=o

 

[cdyhybrid]

Nice brah p m. Me so I know u wanna be bros. I only know devo is a girl so pm me I have timedogs # lmfao omg what am I saying I am going to text him my BRAH

Sorry bro, I'm about to hit the hay, don't want anyone blowing up my phone because work tomorrow morning is already going to be hell. Do your thing, man. Drink some water, eat some food. Stay warm. Listen to this shit because it's the chillest shit out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qREupDMEPAU

 

[balddemon]

=o

Yeah I knwpow ui seen my pic in the pics thread and I'm making a fool of my goddamn slef but this. Is. DRUNK. THREAD. Devo yourre probably the onl y girl on herre exceprt totoro'd and I don't think she comes in hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[balddemon]

Sorry bro, I'm about to hit the hay, don't want anyone blowing up my phone because work tomorrow morning is already going to be hell. Do your thing, man. Drink some water, eat some food. Stay warm. Listen to this shit because it's the chillest shit out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qREupDMEPAU

Bro I can't because I can't but I'll check it out real wuick. Thanks have a good dayim going to church hungovR like a moyher ficker I think I was pissing threw new years doggamn it

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

devo a pic of your boobs for science

/drunk dudes of gaf

 

[VariantX04]

Yeah I knwpow ui seen my pic in the pics thread and I'm making a fool of my goddamn slef but this. Is. DRUNK. THREAD. Devo yourre probably the onl y girl on herre exceprt totoro'd and I don't think she comes in hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Man you really let yourself go. Enjoy yaself! Happy new year.

 

[balddemon]

Man you really let yourself go. Enjoy yaself! Happy new year.

Ugh yeah I know. U 2 brah I almost idk I justv gotbup and forgot. I am GONR its bedrtimez. Please mods don't ban me , I means, I drunk thread you CAN'T ban rioght?????

 

[Devolution]

devo a pic of your boobs for science

/drunk dudes of gaf

Keep barkin' up that tree see where it lands you.

 

[Puddles]

What happened to the girl you were getting with?

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Keep barkin' up that tree see where it lands you.

I'm kidding. I'm no where near that drunk enough!

 

[balddemon]

Man you really let yourself go. Enjoy yaself! Happy new year.

Oh. Lord. Someone. Pm. Me. Tomorrow. To. Tell. Me. What. I. Have. Done. Even. Though. I'll. Remember. It.

Puddles, I have no idea. This probably my most sober post yet, even though I am so fucked up. Goddamn chicks.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Wooooop Happy new years GAF!

 

[Devolution]

I'm kidding. I'm no where near that drunk enough!

Oh that's too bad.

Spoiler

( o )( o )

 

[balddemon]

Oh that's too bad.

Spoiler

( o )( o )

I am drunk enough! Pm me!!!!!!!! Lulzercopter ihop plz

 

[Shanadeus]

.

 

[balddemon]

It js showed me a vierw image of it7m now I am going to get on the other couch and on my wayu get sdome water and pee then I will sleep for 4 hrs yayy

 

[VariantX04]

Oh that's too bad.

Spoiler

( o )( o )

would

 

[Count Dookkake]

Oh that's too bad.

Spoiler

( o )( o )

Spoiler

binoculars

 

[VariantX04]

Spoiler

binoculars

I'd bi devo's noculars any day.

 

[Srsly]

Holy fuck, blacked.out tonight on hlack.label johnny walker.l, randomly rememver vomiting in bathroom.of. strangers.house, some kind dud..i dont onow.brouhht me to friends houwe, jesus gonna hate alcohol for.next year

 

[GhostWriter24]

Oh god. Was drinking the Brandy-laced punch all night and have a wicked fucking hangover. Someone give me a magical remedy that will make the pain go away.

Please. =(

 

[Maklershed]

Oh god. Was drinking the Brandy-laced punch all night and have a wicked fucking hangover. Someone give me a magical remedy that will make the pain go away.

Please. =(

Tylenol/aspirin, black coffee, and a breakfast of eggs and homefries. Followed by water and rest. Usually works the best for me.

 

[brianjones]

hair of the dog

 

[lunarworks]

I avoided a hangover. I am pleased.

 

[brianjones]

lol

<3

 

[balddemon]

Ugh
Ugh
Ugh

Wtf

Hybrid, thanks for that song, helped me fall asleep