Atramental
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I remember eating a large burnt pizza bagel once when I was home alone drunk
didn't really taste like anythig
didn't really taste like anythig
drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Jesus christ, now THIS is the shit I'm talking about. Give this man an award.
Howso?
only one person talked about food!
DOESNT MATTER
Oh ya. APPROACHING DRUNK.
NEOPARADIGM
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lol
Atramental
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I fucking hate cold pizza. warm it up. then hot sauce it
A troupe of like 15 guys just rolled in. No chicks. They're super Guido, which I never see in this part of the city.
Also, I chugged a coffee before I left and now I have to shit my brains out nooooooooooi
Atramental
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edit: wtf multiquote
nah, that'll make too much noise
still live with my parents so I have to keep my drunk activities quiet
nah, that'll make too much noise
still live with my parents so I have to keep my drunk activities quiet
The trick is to let your parents know about your problem and want to help. Put them in a vulnerable position where they want to help so you can funnel more money from them for booze.
I BURNT THE FUCK OUT OF MY PIZZA NACHOS. STILL GONNA EAT THEM.
Atramental
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I'm really not supposed to be drinking. period.
but it's the only way I can keep myself sane in this house of mine.
my parents are just one more obstacle for me to get over
but it's the only way I can keep myself sane in this house of mine.
my parents are just one more obstacle for me to get over
smokeymicpot
Beat EviLore at pool.
I want some but I think I have some turkey.
Harry Potter
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4 episodes on Homeland down. Loving it.
Totally understand.
I had to sneak my bike out of the garage between 2 cars and then carry the bike down the driveway so I wouldn't wake my parents up.
They thinking dip is bad for me and wouldn't understand me riding drunk to the nearest gas station.
jerks
Atramental
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god, I sound like a rebellious 16 year old...
My 16 year old self would be shocked SHOCKED at my current behavior. that moralizing little fuck..
My 16 year old self would be shocked SHOCKED at my current behavior. that moralizing little fuck..
NEOPARADIGM
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wat
Atramental
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wat
blame space
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I just spilled vodka all over everything
Harry Potter
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And not necessarily in that order.
MasterShotgun
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Well, we finally headed outside. But one of my friends felt too sick, so we headed back inside not too long afterwards. We're living in on-campus apartments, so his girlfriend and I helped make sure he got to his room okay. It's feels good to be drunk but still able to help out someone else. I'm in my room now debating whether to go to sleep or not. However I feel in the morning, tonight was good.
Atramental
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well I'm going to bed...
nite
nite
Harry Potter
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drunk GAF, Me and Devo's room on turntable.fm. DJ and play whatever style music you want. Drunk time.
http://turntable.fm/4ed1e7a7a3f751174d0018fd
http://turntable.fm/4ed1e7a7a3f751174d0018fd
Now, Popeyes, at least for fast food, ain't bad fried chicken. But I had some tonight, and it wasn't that good. Like, it was depressingly bad. I was kinda pissed, but I was hungry, so I just shrugged and ate it anyway.
Why am I even telling you guys this?
You know what? Fuck it. I should gotten some of them chicken strips and fries. Those good ass biscuits on the side too and called it a day. Fuck. That's what I get whenever I go, but for some dumb ass reasons, I got something different. Welp.....never doing that again.
Why am I even telling you guys this?
You know what? Fuck it. I should gotten some of them chicken strips and fries. Those good ass biscuits on the side too and called it a day. Fuck. That's what I get whenever I go, but for some dumb ass reasons, I got something different. Welp.....never doing that again.
I should be lit up but sadly I'm not. Had two of these pint glass sizes red bull vodka concoctions and a few beers..but only ever got slightly tipsy. Tons of tequila seems to be the only thing that can really fuck me up. 
Small Business Saturday is supposed to give me $25 back for spending $25 so I was like sure I'll have another $9.50 drink!
Small Business Saturday is supposed to give me $25 back for spending $25 so I was like sure I'll have another $9.50 drink!
I should be lit up but sadly I'm not. Had two of these pint glass sizes red bull vodka concoctions and a few beers..but only ever got slightly tipsy. Tons of tequila seems to be the only thing that can really fuck me up.
I can never get that sweet spot. I'm either tipsy, or piss ass, stupid, retarded drunk. I'm just tipsy now. I don't like getting completely wrecked. Makes me feel out of control and immature, honestly.
Dabookerman
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I'm hungover and there's no bacon
Halp!?
Halp!?
8BitsAtATime
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today's my birthday....drunk...feels good man
Devolution
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Big Tymers, nostalgia bombs.
Lies ar ea part of your game. Im not new to this thread.
fuckin french kissed the love of my live #4 all night on the dance floor only for her to refuse coming back home with me cause "shes affraid to get attached". Im fuckin leavin the country for 1 year in two weeks, theres not gonna be any attachement fuck fuck fuck i have now less than 2 weeks to get in her pants im fuckin pissed off and blueballed right now and fuck that shit and she fuckin texted me "i want you" 10 min ago bitch fuck aghrghhahfkasfhskdgfsad;lg`jasdg
I Know, Or I am determined to find out
1) Get wasted at your place
2) Start making out
3) ?????
4) Profit?
sorry, that's all I got, getting drunk on Jameson, fail
NEOPARADIGM
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You're under 25 aren't you?
Not degrading you, just reminds me of some shit. Forget chicks like that, mang. The "real" ones won't pull that shit.
Tell her to come over then, or shut the fuck up. Those exact words, and mean it.
Rise above drunk!
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