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Now I've got a boner and I can't go downstairs and get another Blue Heron for a little bit. This sucks.

edit: Suicide and Holy Fuck r awsum.
 
I have no idea why, but I'm considering watching Dawsons Creek.

What kind of pants are you wearing, TD?
 
Jtwo said:
I have no idea why, but I'm considering watching Dawsons Creek.

What kind of pants are you wearing, TD?
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I'm wearing gym shorts. Just did a bunch of squats to show the whole gym my ass. A black man complimented me on my form. I prance around that place like i'm a princess. I also wear vintage harley davidson shirts to when I workout in case hot tattooed women are there.
 
Timedog said:
I'm wearing gym shorts. Just did a bunch of squats to show the whole gym my ass. A black man complimented me on my form. I prance around that place like i'm a princess. I also wear vintage harley davidson shirts to when I workout in case hot tattooed women are there.
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do you have a big and/or curvy butt?
 
I just ate 440 calories of M+Ms. By the end of the package they weren't even that good.
 
SteveWinwood said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

I think starting at 1:10 is my favorite 10 seconds of any music video of all time.

It gets better out of context too.
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Love it. "Have ever made love..."


Timedog said:
Yeah i have a huge butt, i like to put raisins between my buttcheeks before I go to the gym and clench my butt tight and then see how many I have left when I get back home
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Fuck raisins, you could turn grapes into wine with those clenched buttcheeks. Don't sell yourself short.
 
Buttcheek raisins are a scientifically proven aphrodisiac. If you see a raisin on the floor at the gym, or climbing wall, or at a gymnastics meet, put it in your pocket and save it for later. If your nephew sees you and asks why Grandpa's being weird again, just tell him that grandma needs a "pick-me-up".
 
me and the girl are drinking cider. lol my girlfriend is so drink she needs to close one eye to look at my IPHONE.

also after watching a few kid cudi videos we decidedto order some weed for tomorrow night!

LIFE FTW!

TAKING SHITS AND SMOKING WEED = THE MEANING OF LIFE.

edit weed won't be here till tomorrow and my girlfriend has passed out (well she wen't to sleep under the covers nice and coasy)

I for one am a trooper drinking on

edit.

oh fuck just took a big slug of a beer with CIG ASH INSIDE.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IF IT CAN GO IN MY LUNGS MY BELLY CAN HANDLE IT.
 
Hello drunk GAF, I am starting this god awful day out with some crown royal XR. I hate valentines day but love the excuse to drown my sorrows.
 
Kentpaul said:
me and the girl are drinking cider. lol my girlfriend is so drink she needs to close one eye to look at my IPHONE.

also after watching a few kid cudi videos we decidedto order some weed for tomorrow night!

LIFE FTW!

TAKING SHITS AND SMOKING WEED = THE MEANING OF LIFE.

edit weed won't be here till tomorrow and my girlfriend has passed out (well she wen't to sleep under the covers nice and coasy)

I for one am a trooper drinking on

edit.

oh fuck just took a big slug of a beer with CIG ASH INSIDE.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IF IT CAN GO IN MY LUNGS MY BELLY CAN HANDLE IT.
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shit kentpaul i always love your posts. always wondering if theyre serious/not but fuck thats a cool story bro.
 
Drunk therad? Drunk thread. I'm sad that no one took my offer in the valentine's thread for NSA sex. Not even a gaffer would sleep with me.
 
Kentpaul said:
me and the girl are drinking cider. lol my girlfriend is so drink she needs to close one eye to look at my IPHONE.

also after watching a few kid cudi videos we decidedto order some weed for tomorrow night!

LIFE FTW!

TAKING SHITS AND SMOKING WEED = THE MEANING OF LIFE.

edit weed won't be here till tomorrow and my girlfriend has passed out (well she wen't to sleep under the covers nice and coasy)

I for one am a trooper drinking on

edit.

oh fuck just took a big slug of a beer with CIG ASH INSIDE.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IF IT CAN GO IN MY LUNGS MY BELLY CAN HANDLE IT.
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Cop a feel for me. No wait she's your GF grab a nice load for all of us. I wish I had weed where is everyone?
 
Totally trashed a drunk roomate yesterday. When he was drunk and i was buzzed. Drunk people dot try to fight me cause you will get hurt.

XOXOXO peace
 
Violence is bad guise. You should have just did some kind of Judo roll thing, because that would have been a cooler story for both of you. Anyway, time for whisky and sweet peppermint tea. I wish I had some cold rice, then I could make fried rice /w mushrooms bacon and ham and eggs.
 
Hunter S Thompson said:
Totally trashed a drunk roomate yesterday. When he was drunk and i was buzzed. Drunk people dot try to fight me cause you will get hurt.

XOXOXO peace
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Did you guys shrug it off in the morning? I got in a drunken fight with a dude I was tight with and expected to do that but he turned out to be a little bitch and never talked to me again.
 
I am so fucked up right now; three long islands....\
But then again, I am so smooth with the ladies when I am drunk because I don't over think stuff.
 
Alright, Drunk-GAF. I'm home from work.

First things first:

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Happy Valentines Day, y'all.

Tonight, I drink in remembrance of every girl I've ever loved. From Cali in the third grade, to the most recent, Nora. And all those lovely ladies in between. Cheers.

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I'm going to squeeze these oranges as if they were the supplest of breasts.
 
Pretty well bent. I get the best shit. Alternating bowls of my guy's homegrown hydro skunk with bowls of bc big bud.

The Firm is a great movie. Gary Busey just got shot. Now Ed Harris is onto Tom.
 
I only have three oranges left and a whole nother bottle of champagne.
 
Anyone here drink Soco 100 straight? Or take shots of it? I just tried sipping it recently...it's strong...am I doing it right? Usually I take shots or mix it with cranberry.
 
carfo said:
Anyone here drink Soco 100 straight? Or take shots of it? I just tried sipping it recently...it's strong...am I doing it right? Usually I take shots or mix it with cranberry.
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Drink it however you like, or experiment. Last night I mixed jack with monster, because I had nothing else to mix it with and I didn't want to drink it straight. It was...drinkable at least, and diluted the taste.
 
I get paid fat money tomorrow.
Well, not really. But its my first payday from my new job. I'm gonna buy a new minidisc player. Trying to figure out which one to choose and feeling super overwhelmed. I'd much prefer to buy through Amazon Marketplace, but eBay has so many options.
 
I got really drunk and asked a girl out that I hardly know.

I haven't asked ANYONE out in 3 years. I feel AMAZING. Sure, she has a boyfriend. I don't fucking care that much though.

I fucking DID it, and shit. I feel SO much better.
 
Jtwo said:
I get paid fat money tomorrow.
Well, not really. But its my first payday from my new job. I'm gonna buy a new minidisc player. Trying to figure out which one to choose and feeling super overwhelmed. I'd much prefer to buy through Amazon Marketplace, but eBay has so many options.
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I don't understand. Why a minidisc player?
 
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