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I kind of like the idea of people owning birds though, because it's like jail and slavery mixed into one when they just sit in that cage all day. Still if a bird came up to me right now I'd slap that bird so hard but then I'd style by turning the slap motion into a 360 slam dunk to show off to all the hot women that would be standing around. Essentially...killing two birds with one stone.
 
Kicking things off with my mainstay, 40s of Bud Light. Also got some Tender Centers while at I was the store.

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party hard
 
If you're reading this, I'm listening to Electric Wizard right now and I am ready to understand you.

I want all the coke.
 
Just broke up with my girlfriend and I might be ready to hook up with this other chick. It's gonna be a good weekend.
 
Mully, how are things going with females bro? Got your dick wet recently?
 
Why don't they make a show called Whose Guy Is It Anyway?, where there's a guest who is a guy, and audience members try to guess whose, out of the regular cast's, guy it is. Except the cast would do improv and they'd figure out who's guy it is themselves during the course of the show, instead of having it pre-planned who's guy it is before the show starts.
 
got back from dinner with the fam

now back at my place doing some #rare tuesday night drinking

got some vodka, juice, soda and a fat j

run with me or run from me
 
Mully said:
They are going very well. I actually had some sexy time last weekend with a Greek/Italian girl from Bushwick. Hopefully I get my dick wet for my birthday on Thursday.
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Greek you say? You know what they say about Greek girls.
 
I still have to finalize the process of asking her out.
 
Not yet. Let me tell y'all what's going on.

This chick liked me a lot when I was going out with my girlfriend. After going back to Cyprus, she realized it there was no hope in waiting so started going out with another kid. She also recently broke up with her boyfriend so I'm hoping to make a move. What's a good way to start up a convo that will lead to asking her out?
 
Show her your Youtube channel/Last.fm page/GAF account.

edit: Tell her about your Youtube channel and then record a video of yourself covering "Call Me Maybe" along with some quirky video bullshit(GAF cameos?). That's like some romantic comedy shit right there.
 
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Not yet. Let me tell y'all what's going on.

This chick liked me a lot when I was going out with my girlfriend. After going back to Cyprus, she realized it there was no hope in waiting so started going out with another kid. She also recently broke up with her boyfriend so I'm hoping to make a move. What's a good way to start up a convo that will lead to asking her out?
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Just say hey. I'm sure this isn't the first time you talked to her.
 
Yeah, but I'm kinda rusty after getting out of a 4 year relationship, so I wanted some specifics.
 
I'm glad you guys approve. It makes me feel attractive as well.
 
I'm gonna do it guys. This weekend I'm gonna tell her to go to the movies and maybe finger her if I'm lucky. What movies are coming out this week?
 
Do that but then tell her the movies got shut down because of a terrorist attack or something like that and that you can watch the movie on netflix back in your room.
 
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