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[Dilbert]

Hey guys! I'm drunk right now. I just wanted to demonstrate that it IS possible to use proper spelling and grammar while being dizzy!

Speaking of being drunk...any hot parties going on tomorrow night in SoCal?





P.S. I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[BuddyC]

Way to ruin the allure of drunk threads, what with your proper grammar and spelling.

 

[Dilbert]

OMG i'm sooo0oo in lvoe with gAmerDiva. i hear she can really play Oboe fi you knowwhat i mean nudge nuge wink wink

do me please

[edit] Actually, I shouldn't tease her. She's probably been through enough shit the last couple of days.

 

[Eminem]

jinx, you're my hero. i've posted numerous times about how i still type proper when i'm drunk.
and i'm half in the bag now. but hey, cheers for literate drunken typing!


haha, this thread almost mirrors one i made not too long ago. i posted coherantly then and then did a typical drunk post.

my example:

i could be like most of the gaf-drunks and be all:

i'mss so drubnk bitchtlplplpl is harc04reeeee. famn so drunk man, no ideaa
i'd love lemurseusns naor gamerrdiva so cool and hoit but so drunk but i gottaas to teell ya somrehting

you nkw, i love gaf, and thats the truth y, know. we all know,. nice., goddamn ims so drunk.

 

[BuddyC]

OMG i'm sooo0oo in lvoe with gAmerDiva. i hear she can really play Oboe fi you knowwhat i mean nudge nuge wink wink

do me please

You lose a few points for spelling out "please" instead of the abbreviated "plz" form, but overall, an admirable effort.

96/100

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I will be drunk in approximately 4-5 hours to begin ringing in the New year. Being that I won't be posting during the festivities, I'm going to get in on this thread early.

its 2005 in 9 hrs 25 minutes. PARTY PARTY PARTY

 

[SlickWilly223]

Hmmm I'm pretty stoned right now... Nothing crazy though, I can still do grammar fine too.

I prefer being high to getting drunk, though. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Dan]

You loose a few points for spelling out "please" instead of the abbreviated "plz" form, but overall, an admirable effort.

96/100

You'll LOSE points unless you promptly state that you wrote that post while under the influence.

 

[Dilbert]

I'm cleaning my apartment right now and thought that pounding beers on an empty stomach would help me get over the fact that I haven't gotten any in over a week. Grrrrr. I'm blasting Mark Farina + Derrick Carter: Live At OM since my new next-door neighbors have been played some awful generic alternative rock at a high volume all day and wishing it was tomorrow night already so I'd have an excuse for being sloppy.

The sooner this place is sparkling, the sooner I can fire up the PS2 and goof off again!

 

[Dilbert]

You loose a few points for spelling out "please" instead of the abbreviated "plz" form, but overall, an admirable effort.

96/100

shitshitshitshitshitshit I knew I forgot something...

 

[BuddyC]

You'll LOSE points unless you promptly state that you wrote that post while under the influence.

 

[Suerte]

If you really were drunk you'd be peeing on the computer and attempting to find the flush handle!

 

[Dilbert]

If you really were drunk you'd be peeing on the computer and attempting to find the flush handle!

I've never done that, but one time my sister dumped an entire rum and Coke on my PC tower. I was PISSED...thankfully it recovered.

 

[Eminem]

I've never done that, but one time my sister dumped an entire rum and Coke on my PC tower. I was PISSED...thankfully it recovered.

What kinda cold hearted bitch wastes alcohol like that?

 

[Dujour]

Your modship should be revoked and given to me for the next few hours.</straightface>

 

[Eminem]

Ban her.

 

[Dilbert]

Ban her.

No way. I'm intrigued by what she'd do with my...modship.

(I need to sober up soon. I actually like Sera, and I'm liable to offend her at this rate.)

 

[Dujour]

It's ok, I'd just blame the alcohol. IN WINE THERE IS TRUTH.

 

[Eminem]

I need to sober up soon.

A HA! Your week long lack of pussy has turned you into one!

 

[Dilbert]

It's ok, I'd just blame the alcohol. IN WINE THERE IS TRUTH.

You can't handle the truth!

 

[Dilbert]

A HA! Your week long lack of pussy has turned you into one!

I'm a relatively cheap date these days. When I was in college, I could drink all y'all under the table. Now...it's just sad. <SIGH>

 

[Azala]

Hey guys! I'm drunk right now. I just wanted to demonstrate that it IS possible to use proper spelling and grammar while being dizzy!

Generally speaking I can use proper spelling and grammar when totally blitzed as well; though sometimes it requires lots of correcting typos and more effort than usual to type straight. I don't know about So. Cal, but No. Cal is pretty boring lately. Unless you count the current madness in my house - though that's a daily feature and not a special occasion.

 

[Socreges]

Hey guys! I'm drunk right now. I just wanted to demonstrate that it IS possible to use proper spelling and grammar while being dizzy!

To have the determination to bother to type properly means that you're not all that drunk. Not to mention that you're not saying hilariously weird things (a la Snail recently). This thread is disappointing.

 

[Dilbert]

I don't know about So. Cal, but No. Cal is pretty boring lately. Unless you count the current madness in my house - though that's a daily feature and not a special occasion.

Heh, I can imagine that things are pretty crazy on a daily basis.

Well, my brother and his girlfriend are coming up for New Year's Eve, and the standing party that I've gone to for the last couple of years isn't happening this year. I'm inviting some people over to my apartment...but if there was a large soiree going on elsewhere, I'd be tempted to drag the whole group over there instead.

 

[Dilbert]

To have the determination to bother to type properly means that you're not all that drunk. Not to mention that you're not saying hilariously weird things (a la Snail recently). This thread is disappointing.

 

[Triumph]

Dude, search up some of my drunk threads. I almost ALWAYS used correct grammar and punctuation. Sometimes I wouldn't, but those were special times when the room was spinning and most likely I had been drinking absinthe.

Oh, and I got a better idea: give ME your mod powahs for the next few hours. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[Dilbert]

Dude, search up some of my drunk threads. I almost ALWAYS used correct grammar and punctuation. Sometimes I wouldn't, but those were special times when the room was spinning and most likely I had been drinking absinthe.

Oh, and I got a better idea: give ME your mod powahs for the next few hours. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Well, I was going to hand the baton to Sera to get brownie points (dear GOD I need to knock off the innuendo), but I'd seriously live in fear of what you'd do. I bet everyone would DESERVE what they got, but still...

Hey, I wonder if I can ban myself? I've never tried that....hmmm.

 

[Dujour]

It's said that I'm unreasonable and lack logic by nature. Therefore, it's better suited for me.

Edit: :lol nice tag

 

[Do The Mario]

I did my worst in my "i love teh junior" thread i made last night, with new years happing earlier in Australia then America I should be recovering while you guys are still celebrating the new year.

 

[xabre]

I'm a bit on the drunk side too. I'm sure none of you give a fuck of course but now you know.

 

[Dilbert]

Shit, now my neighbors are having noisy sex. This just isn't my night.

I'm gonna go take a walk. Either the cold air will clear my head...or I'll return, bitter, and start shouting encouragement and suggestions to the amorous couple. Grrrrr.

But, I'm taking a beer with me!

 

[Eminem]

it's fucking NICE in chitown. about 50 with some strong winds. i just went for a 15 minute walk. good stuff

 

[Virgin Wii]

Hey guys! I'm drunk right now.

I'll be joining you shortly.

 

[cubanb]

hey im drunk
mee so drunk right now..... yea!

 

[Triumph]

Well, I was going to hand the baton to Sera to get brownie points (dear GOD I need to knock off the innuendo), but I'd seriously live in fear of what you'd do. I bet everyone would DESERVE what they got, but still...

Heh, you got the DESERVE part right.

Have you ever seen any Bill Hicks stand up comedy? Or failing that, the great western Shane? There's this great scene where Jack Palance(I think it was him) throws a gun at this guys feet and tells him to pick it up. Basically egging him on to try and fight with ol' Crazy Jack. So eventually the guy picks up the gun, right? BLAM! Palance shoots him dead before he's even stood back up, then turns to everyone and says, "You saw him. He had a gun."

Well, yeah. It would look kind of like that.

 

[AntoneM]

I was going to respond with some bon mot of my own relating my drunkeness to yours but the thread to too damn long to read through, lousy alcohol... what am I sayiong!?! I love you Scotch.

 

[Papi]

It's not hard to type properly when you're drunk, it just takes a lot of time, and when you're drunk you don't really care.

 

[Virgin Wii]

Okay. I'm so fucking beyond drunk right now. All my inhibitions. Gone. This is awesome. And pot for tomorrow!