Drunk thread.
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jinx, you're my hero. i've posted numerous times about how i still type proper when i'm drunk.
and i'm half in the bag now. but hey, cheers for literate drunken typing!
haha, this thread almost mirrors one i made not too long ago. i posted coherantly then and then did a typical drunk post.
my example:
and i'm half in the bag now. but hey, cheers for literate drunken typing!
haha, this thread almost mirrors one i made not too long ago. i posted coherantly then and then did a typical drunk post.
my example:
Eminem said:
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I will be drunk in approximately 4-5 hours to begin ringing in the New year. Being that I won't be posting during the festivities, I'm going to get in on this thread early.
its 2005 in 9 hrs 25 minutes. PARTY PARTY PARTY
its 2005 in 9 hrs 25 minutes. PARTY PARTY PARTY
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
Hmmm I'm pretty stoned right now... Nothing crazy though, I can still do grammar fine too.
I prefer being high to getting drunk, though. Does that make me a bad person?
I prefer being high to getting drunk, though. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm cleaning my apartment right now and thought that pounding beers on an empty stomach would help me get over the fact that I haven't gotten any in over a week. Grrrrr. I'm blasting Mark Farina + Derrick Carter: Live At OM since my new next-door neighbors have been played some awful generic alternative rock at a high volume all day and wishing it was tomorrow night already so I'd have an excuse for being sloppy.
The sooner this place is sparkling, the sooner I can fire up the PS2 and goof off again!
The sooner this place is sparkling, the sooner I can fire up the PS2 and goof off again!
-jinx- said:
Generally speaking I can use proper spelling and grammar when totally blitzed as well; though sometimes it requires lots of correcting typos and more effort than usual to type straight. I don't know about So. Cal, but No. Cal is pretty boring lately. Unless you count the current madness in my house - though that's a daily feature and not a special occasion.
Heh, I can imagine that things are pretty crazy on a daily basis.Azala said:
Well, my brother and his girlfriend are coming up for New Year's Eve, and the standing party that I've gone to for the last couple of years isn't happening this year. I'm inviting some people over to my apartment...but if there was a large soiree going on elsewhere, I'd be tempted to drag the whole group over there instead.
Dude, search up some of my drunk threads. I almost ALWAYS used correct grammar and punctuation. Sometimes I wouldn't, but those were special times when the room was spinning and most likely I had been drinking absinthe.
Oh, and I got a better idea: give ME your mod powahs for the next few hours. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I got a better idea: give ME your mod powahs for the next few hours. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Well, I was going to hand the baton to Sera to get brownie points (dear GOD I need to knock off the innuendo), but I'd seriously live in fear of what you'd do. I bet everyone would DESERVE what they got, but still...Raoul Duke said:
Hey, I wonder if I can ban myself? I've never tried that....hmmm.
Do The Mario
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I did my worst in my "i love teh junior" thread i made last night, with new years happing earlier in Australia then America I should be recovering while you guys are still celebrating the new year.
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-jinx- said:
I'll be joining you shortly.
Heh, you got the DESERVE part right.-jinx- said:
Have you ever seen any Bill Hicks stand up comedy? Or failing that, the great western Shane? There's this great scene where Jack Palance(I think it was him) throws a gun at this guys feet and tells him to pick it up. Basically egging him on to try and fight with ol' Crazy Jack. So eventually the guy picks up the gun, right? BLAM! Palance shoots him dead before he's even stood back up, then turns to everyone and says, "You saw him. He had a gun."
Well, yeah. It would look kind of like that.
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Okay. I'm so fucking beyond drunk right now. All my inhibitions. Gone. This is awesome. And pot for tomorrow!
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