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J. Bravo

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Today is gonna be a good day. Work until 4, lift, then free food and bowling, compliments of The Company. Then wasted.

Other than one of my best friends having to go to his grandpas funeral and snuggles losing his job, all is well.

Just, snuggles, don't drink with your extra time. Stay active and keep getting up at a reasonable hour. Depression is real and without a full time job, you have a lot of free time to contemplate all kinds of depressing things.
 
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Mully

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Well two kids I graduated with are Sandy Hook conspiracy theorists. I'm not sure if I should set their house on fire, unfriend them, or both.
 
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Minus_Me

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J. Bravo said:
Today is gonna be a good day. Work until 4, lift, then free food and bowling, compliments of The Company. Then wasted.

Other than one of my best friends having to go to his grandpas funeral and snuggles losing his job, all is well.

Just, snuggles, don't drink with your extra time. Stay active and keep getting up at a reasonable hour. Depression is real and without a full time job, you have a lot of free time to contemplate all kinds of depressing things.
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No idea you worked for the C.I.A.

Mind Blown.
 
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Deleted member 22576

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To hell with ello, I'll be enjoying my squarespace two week trial.
 
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Qasiel

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Sorry to hear of your troubles, Snuggs.

I've unintentionally pissed a lot of people off recently. Good people, too, who mean the world to me. Going out after work in 2 hours and drinking seems like a great plan even though I can feel a massive depression coming on. Stay safe out there, drunkGAF.
 
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hoggert

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im gonna pour out a carbomb for another downed brother because if i drank it i would go berserk. rip in pieces chuckling noir aka horse the horsening. let me remember him not as he died but as how he lived: SHITPOSTING WITH THE BREAKS CUT AND A HANDLE OF BAILEYS IRISH CREAM

Laughing Black said:
Well, they said it was "special". I can't say much more than that, other than it was. Oh yeah, the Bartender was Irish I think.

It was Seattle.

They didn't kick me out for getting the drink, they kicked me out for what happened after.

Apparently, I shouted the wrong slurs at the wrong bodyguard, mistaking his skin colour as a sign of dehumanizing aggression. I did this all in a Chinese accent although I speak perfect english and can't really even speak chinese although I look asian.

I had assumed he was a fundamentalist terrorist who had taken jobs from america (I am from Hong Kong, so I don't know why I was so upset about that). I think I just said this because I was upset they were not going to let me back in.

I continued for a while, and he slapped me around and choked me a few times. I wasn't that upset and was enjoying it up until I realized that my BFF was nowhere to be found after a half hour of this street performance.

I got bored, went in to pay the bill ( I was dragged in by the bouncer). I paid the sum, tipped well for their trouble, and then left.

I still don't remember why I actually got kicked out in the first place, but that's what happened after.

Anyway, I didn't like that I had made generalizations over skin colour and therefore resolved to quit drinking after that.
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Laughing Black said:
No sir. 37 years on this earth and each one of them pure.

I may have indulged in watching pornography as a small child, but I grew out of that.

Now, most men in this modern day wouldn't want to admit to purity of essence, but I have it, and I'm proud of it.

I'm not gay or fiendishly sexual in any particularly exciting or disturbing ways, or some pure gold mountain of sexual energy, I'm just a man who wants to wait for the right woman. What's funny about that? Why does it have to be a joke?
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horse did have some ACTUAL 🆒😽 wisdom to share though
Laughing Black said:
I like cats for that sort of thing. They are calm and relaxing. I lost my job and then by some strange compulsion had to get a cat.

You should get a cat. They will teach you what it means to care for someone.

They'll say, "stay focused! You'll get it! Good human! Now you know what it means to serve."

Somewhere in the middle of all that, I got two cats and a new job! So...good luck man!

All hail the Cat Overlords! Agu?
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Wool

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It's a full time job just trying to keep track of who's banned, who's unemployed, and whether or not helpfuljosh is real or not. I'm sitting here surrounded by spreadsheets, timetables, ven diagrams, etc. V. stressed. I take my coffee at my desk; standing up.


I need to hire this guy
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I drank 9 PBRs last night. 🚶
Was fun and nostalgic, woke up and got a cheeseburger+taco from the donut shop at 10:30am. Now I'm doing an epic cleaning. Feels good. Still hate drinking but its good that my transgressions are getting fewer and fewer.
 
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Snuggler got Destiny and our adventure begins tonight.
 
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Snuggles

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Snuggler got Destiny and our adventure begins tonight.
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Thought it would be nice to have during this vacation / peroid of existential despair.

There's room for one more space lord if anyone wants to wants to complete the trinity 🔼🚶🚶🚶
 
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Qasiel

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Sunday night and I'm your man. Gotta stay awake for night shifts on Monday so the time difference won't be a thing, if you'll have me.
 
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BREAKING it is now raining in California can anyone else confirm
 
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Get'sMad

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Minus_Me said:
Vodka tonight. Russian Standard. Good stuff as usual. Weather be good. Moving places tomorrow.
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used to get this a lot and drink with my russian bros.

I just get Sobieski pretty much 100% of the time now though because my liquor store sells it for like $11 for a liter and I just make vodka soda grapefruits or cranberry and everything is just dandy.
 
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Booshka

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brianjones said:
i can not confirm

we are thirsty in southern california
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Thirsty as fuck in South Bay LA. I drank 4 Vodka mixes starting at 2pm, then bought a 6 pack of some IPA to keep the buzz going.

My best friend's wife just had a baby, my cunt of a neighbor killed a wasp eating spider and I still have 2.5 beers left.

Cali needs rain bad, hopefully this El Nino year leads to a wet and snowy winter in California.
 
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Booshka

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Pipe smoking is better anyway. Being able to roll a joint properly is a social skill sure, but if you can shove some ish into a pipe and smoke it, at least you'll be fine.
 
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Booshka

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Mokoi said:
I'm trying to play cs; go while drunk. It's working out so far. Also hi
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Sup, best way to play elimination style games while drunk is to just survive, be annoying, unpredictable and you'll get some awkward kills here and there. Hiding, delaying movement, and just overall unpredictability is the key for drunk playing.
 
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Whats up guys. I'm drunk as fuck right now. Thinking of how I haven't spoken to that girl I really like even though I've had so many chances. Next week I'm making up for it, I swear to god.
 
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J. Bravo

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hey man i did the same thing. smoked a couple joints with some bros, made some beats, ate some food, fell asleep on the floor watching "in search of aliens". probably why i woke up early and remembered my dad needed his truck home by 730 lol. so that's a good thing.
 
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Qasiel

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Leaving work in 10 minutes to an empty house, dinner in the microwave, Doctor Who on the telly and a six-pack in the fridge.
 
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Illithid Dude

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my classes don't really excite me too much, but it's been great socially. i've met an astounding amount of super chill people, and it doesn't hurt to be living in NY either.
 
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