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I even put them in my sparkling water and they're all covered in bubbles like a fruity booty.
 
With the new page, I just wanted to mention that both Mully and Arab are godforsaken, wretched guttersluts. They're not worthy of the air they breathe, much less the contents of my nutsack that they beg for with open mouthes like hungry baby birds. I'd rather dump my load into the dirty than onto their busted, ghoulish faces. Fuck them into space.
 
Mully said:
Go get drunk in a bar by yourself again.

I'm loving beef drunk thread. Friends in the morning?
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I'm with people. And no, fuck you forever dirtbag.

TBH my soundclouds got nothing on my refined/finished mixes. I got this. 👑
 
got stood up for a date tonight, apprently her neighbor died and shit. It happened like 5 hours ago and she waits until 40 minutes after we are suppose to meet to tell me. I didnt even text her asking where she was, dont care..ive seen dead people all over the middle east. Shit happens..now im home drunk because fuck it.
 
You guys never had cool apt neighbors you'd hang out with and stuff?
 
Snuggles said:
I'm with people. And no, fuck you forever dirtbag.

TBH my soundclouds got nothing on my refined/finished mixes. I got this. 👑
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You're with drunk thread. Don't lie. We're your only friends. Come play with us.

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kaepernickehs said:
I'm just messing with you ochodos.

But I have had bad neighbors.
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I have crazy hill billies livig next door, I moved out here because ptsd. fuckin random gun shots at night and people shouting at racoons last night..shit you not racoons run at bright lifghts like a muzzle flash..all i heard was screening and gunshots..fuuuck almost had a panic attack last night.
 
Remember what I just said about Tequila and lemonade? Well I ran out of lemonade. Tequila and Cranberry Juice is even better, but I don't understand how or why.
 
I've taken, like, hella various shots sequentially.

Definitely like

rum
gin
bourbon
goldschagger
schnapps
whiskey
vodka

or something equally heinous all lined up. I was a teen though.
 
only chix needs chasers

jameson and fucking popeyes

kaepernickehs is the GOOD HUMAN BEING in this thread

drank/shared fuck 4 bottles of wine, a 22 of miller lite and some random bullshit over the day with a quick KFC break but learned im still shit at SSFIITE/SFIII3S

not even feeling the buzz FML

would kill to live near a popeyes again KFC biscuits suck sweaty asshole probably gonna unleash a mollystorm tomorrow
 
Has #hashtag ever trended on twitter at any moment in time?
 
Snuggles said:
What's the worst chaser/mixer you guys have ever used? Once a long time ago I drank burbon with milk.
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did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? every time you post, a child regains their leukemia. i wouldn't touch your tiny ballsack with mully's crotchety, shriveled fingers, which is telling because mully would fuck any barn animal with an unfilled asshole.

also, the worst mixer i've ever had was tabasco. prairie fire shots are disgusting and remind me of that diarrhea spill you call your face.

j2 i don't care for you at all sir GOOD DAY
i'm sry i can't be mean to you :(
 
I don't know of any of these posters. I've never seen any of them before. I have nothing to do with them.
what is going on
 
Just got back from my wife's Buurfthday party. Got me a cap-coke. Took an ambien (to help me sleep). Good night.
 
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