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I've been listening to the positive vibes mix this week. Good stuff.
 
Last night of work then I'm heading to the coast with my brother for the weekend. Surfing, chilling and drinking (lots of drinking) is on the cards and its gonna be so sweet.
 
so when I left for work this morning there was a power outage and I had to open up the garage door manually and when I was closing it from the outside after backing out the car I got 3 of my fingers caught between 2 of the garage door panels on its way down.

no broken bones, but my right index, middle and ring fingers got smashed p good.... I have to use the damn track pad with my left hand and I can't type for shit.

really wish I still had some vicodins right now
 
got in my guys car to get some weed, and he had two pounds. he said that 1 pound was accounted for already. and each bag had an ounce. and most of the ounces were in 2 or 3 nugs tops. ridiculous.
 
lol i have like two pounds of weeed just sitting in a bowl on my desk and have no idea what to do with and 3 more plants to harvest

seriously, there is a lot of weed around me right now
 
anne hathaways spaceman haircut is making me SWOOOOON
 
Got pineapple express and magic Jack waiting for me after this bowl of Jack herer.

Basically I only smoke weed that qualifies as "kush". And I get 4.5 grams for 50 now. I love my dealer.
 
I'm actually growing my hair out, gonna go hippy.

hell yeah

i was rockin the hitler youth shit the last few years but i grew it out this year beginning in like jan/feb and everyone loves it...chicks, dudes, dogs, cats grandmas, grandpas, etc......
 
hell yeah

i was rockin the hitler youth shit the last few years but i grew it out this year beginning in like jan/feb and everyone loves it...chicks, dudes, dogs, cats grandmas, grandpas, etc......

Yeah but does it take v. much maintenance? I need to be on-the-go. If I can't get out of bed and leave the house in under 5 minutes I need to make changes.
 
Yeah but does it take v. much maintenance? I need to be on-the-go. If I can't get out of bed and leave the house in under 5 minutes I need to make changes.

i've actually found having medium/longer hair easier for maintenance than shorter cuts...granted as long as you go in at some point while growing it out to get trimmed and shaped correctly.

takes longer to shampoo and condition but I only do that once a week and just rinse with water for every other shower.
 
after a lifetime of being a morning shower person i've become a convert to the night shower life over the last year and don't think i'll ever go back

also i'm stoned and PBS is showing an episode of Nature on penguins and they put in a camera equipped robot penguin to spy on the colony and the penguins are just looking at it like this
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after a lifetime of being a morning shower person i've become a convert to the night shower life over the last year and don't think i'll ever go back

also i'm stoned and PBS is showing an episode of Nature on penguins and they put in a camera equipped robot penguin to spy on the colony and the penguins are just looking at it like this
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I'd like to send a camera equipped robot version of myself to all of my obligations tomorrow.




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Marge becomes a robot, and something happens doo doo doo doo doo
 
I've tried night showering and it still feels like you're increasingly filthy thru the next day. It's like only brushing your teeth at night.👄
 
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Hi
 
fuck im drunk and i got a fat bowl to smoke


i got to shower at night since i get filthy at my job, dont shower in the morning unless i dont work that day cause fuck i dont got enough towels to shower twice a day
 
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