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Take a pill. Keep on plowing when you're clear.

(if you werent joking, feel free to pm me about things if it's serious)
 
gonna be drinking in this cabin next tuesday

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pumped
 
Dang bro, gonna park my starship to discover the evil within.
 
The wilderness is 2160 pixels tall also I'm going to pick up nachos. and im drunk

really makes you think
 
im the clutchest cyclist on this board the weave i just wove is still making my hair stand on end
 
dollar shots night starts early tomorrow at 2:30pm. ima try and get some people to go LOL. royals baby. college freshman baby. hell yeah!

although i know there is this girl going how do i invite myself. we've already kissed and i think we like each other but she didn't invite me so idk how messed up it would be to invite myself. is it possible to do without seeming desperate?
 
J. Bravo said:
dollar shots night starts early tomorrow at 2:30pm. ima try and get some people to go LOL. royals baby. college freshman baby. hell yeah!

although i know there is this girl going how do i invite myself. we've already kissed and i think we like each other but she didn't invite me so idk how messed up it would be to invite myself. is it possible to do without seeming desperate?
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Act like you heard nothing about the event, just invite her to dollar shots night. She then says that her and bunch of friends were actually already planning on going and you should go too.

...that might be a desperate thing to do tho
 
I'm smitten with just one kitten atm. But for that to ever happn I need to somehow get my 💩 togeth. She's a real adult stable, smart and strong and I'm lk a runaway train on fire. 🚅🔥

BD resolution tbh to be a somewhat decent person and 2 not be what I am now. It's p too late considering the state of my life, but letting this kittn I'm smittn w/ pass by would be a major loss.
 
Wool said:
Act like you heard nothing about the event, just invite her to dollar shots night. She then says that her and bunch of friends were actually already planning on going and you should go too.

...that might be a desperate thing to do tho
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well i mean she told me she was going. i need someone to go with me, preferably a dude. if i invite a girl she'll probably expect the D.
 
oh boy better get some birthday treats to satisfy you all day
 
eh fuck the cabin apparently

we're gonna stay at a place that's half the price, we were paying for 4 people on the cabin and we're just 2

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still looks cool to me

also cabin had no wifi
 
Just woke up and it's 2:30. I got destroyed last nite. Hooked up w/ some girl but barely remember it. Oops. Happy bd. 💂
 
Don't remember her name but I wore a condom this time. I'm 28 and finally growing up. Drinking the one unfinished beer b4 I finally get up.
 
it's Wednesday which means we inch ever closer to Friday which means I'll be drinking again after a 2 week (well 12 days) booze/weed hiatus

god i want a beer so bad
 
your birthday means that you have the keys to the kingdom and can act with total impunity

shave your head and deep fry an iphone bruuuuuuuuuuddah
 
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