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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E6VLMrFxw0
 
Sword Art Online is getting so goddamn good. Last night his wife literally said teh words "I just want to live in the cabin in the forest with your the rest of our lives. Lets leave the front lines."

Its a definitive work of our generation.
 
Texted my ex who i ended things with terribly almost two years ago and apologized for my behavior. All I expected was a curt thank you and goodbye. Instead I got a heartfelt thank you, acceptance, and we might be gong out for dinner and drinks soon. Pending her response, that is. I really miss this girl and hope she says yes.

edit: she responded saying that by second chance she meant grabbing lunch as friends. And that she's currently dating someone. Damn. I think we will go get lunch or whatever. I would like her as a friend I think. But damn, this sucks.
 
Dang there is a new whole foods QT with some particularly bright eyes.
 
I should have stole that dog. Feel bad now that I didn't. Even tho my cats wouldn't understand at first. Where is DM>.....
 
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DM...and my other cats. I need to find a doggy.

My fingertips and my lips. They burn from the cigarettes.
 
I should have stole that little dog. I'm so sorry little dog. You would be so happy living in my crew of little happy creatures. Maybe I will have another chance to save u. I'm so sorry little precious.

I will find u again my friend.

I will destroy your master
 
4 days into the 3 week booze hiatus.

My green tea consumption is out of control. Already 6 cups deep tonight. Luckily my big bag of loose stuff came in a few days ago so I'll be stocked for awhile.

Been p chill though. Just making mad pots of tea, reading and listening to Stars of the Lid tonight.
 
Get'sMad said:
4 days into the 3 week booze hiatus.

My green tea consumption is out of control. Already 6 cups deep tonight. Luckily my big bag of loose stuff came in a few days ago so I'll be stocked for awhile.

Been p chill though. Just making mad pots of tea, reading and listening to Stars of the Lid tonight.
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I quit drinking coffee and I've been on the tea. I bought a big bag of this loose "yerba mate" stuff, it's real good. I still drink booze
 
Pretty drunk. Made out with this hot Asian chick who invited me to a bday party at an expensive club. But I'd be on the list so everything free. Sounds good. I feel like I'm living half of gafs dream.
 
J. Bravo said:
Pretty drunk. Made out with this hot Asian chick who invited me to a bday party at an expensive club. But I'd be on the list so everything free. Sounds good. I feel like I'm living half of gafs dream.
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is she ur waifu

i'm gonna smoke weed until my lungs give up on me. fuck
 
god this chick is 👌 first girl ive met like this in 3 years. even if it doesnt work out for whatever reason im sure we're going to be bff: i was fucking dead tired and stressed from work tonight and we were still 👉👈 et fucking phone home

then i played drunk nyc monopoly which was ghetto as shit
 
Had to go to a work meeting at 9AM. I was still fucked up. It's sort of cool and sort of shitty to like someone so much that it makes me sad when she goes home. I don't know.
 
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