Defensive? Nah, not really, I'm dismissive of most review criticism.
Of course the score is going to depend on who is reviewing it, games are pieces of art, not maths equations with one definitive answer, and the Allies are people, not robots, so they're each going to have their own opinions about every game. It isn't just the score that'll reflect that either, the entire review will. The script, gameplay footage and (if I remember right) even the music selection. The entire review is subjective (though Jones/Ian/Don will also play a part as video editors), so trying to directly compare them against one another is pointless.
Anyway, my router magically decided to work after playing around with it tonight (though it's still acting up every few hours), so I got to install NieR Automata and watch this week's EZA Podcast.
LOL at Blood thinking April was going to be quiet. Here's a quick rundown of what's coming out in April:
Persona 5
Cosmic Star Heroine
Outlast 2
Yooka-Laylee
Dragon Quest Heroes II
The Silver Case
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Parappa the Rapper Remastered
Shit's crazy. Even May (Prey, Fire Emblem Echoes, Injustice 2, LocoRoco Remastered, Rime, Farpoint and Star Trek: Bridge Crew) and June (Tekken 7, FFXIV: Stormblood and Crash Bandicoot Trilogy) are pretty strong, though compared to the insane Jan-Apr we're in the middle of, I guess you could argue that they're kinda quiet (well, except for Damiani and his fellow FFXIV fans anyway).