Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
Man, this sounds fun. Keelback may have to be my next purchase after I've dabbled in exploring.
How/where do you hire fighter pilots, and is it safe to let them take control of the mothership every once in a while?
You hire crew from space stations, in the crew lounge; you can pick from a range of skill levels (more rubbish pilots are cheaper, and take a smaller cut of your profits), but any crew you use for a while will level up their ranks as well (my SLF pilot went up to Novice quicker than I did!). Apparently a rubbish pilot who levels up will take a smaller cut than a pilot you buy at that equivalent level.
Also, remember that if your ship is destroyed, your crew don't get the same clone/telepresence deal you do; if they die in the game they die in real life. That's only for your ship though, they telepresence in the SLF so if that's destroyed no biggie.
I haven't personally let my crew take control of the Keelback, maybe I'll give that a go tonight.