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[lrt75914]

I haven't found a thread about this yet so I thought
I should share this glorious news with you all.
Let's all welcome X Æ A-12 Musk to the world.



Edit: Far be it from me to criticize annyones
choice in their baby's name, but the SR 71 was
absolutely shit in any type of combat situation.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

That will go well in school.

 

[EviLore]

Ignore all the middle name stuff and he's:

X Musk

 

[MudoSkills]

X Musk sounds like a Final Fantasy battle item.

 

[finowns]

I still like Musk but I like him less now.

 

[finowns]

Ignore all the middle name stuff and he's:

X Musk

Oh, That’s not bad. I knew a guy named A.

 

[llien]

Are they officially married? I wonder why baby would get "Musk" as surname.

 

[King of Foxes]

I would have named him Chazzwazza

 

[lrt75914]

Are they officially married? I wonder why baby would get "Musk" as surname.

Isn't that something the parents can decide irregardless of their marital status?

 

[llien]

Isn't that something the parents can decide irregardless of their marital status?

Depends on a country, I think.

In Germany, government agency wouldn't let the pair pick up first name like that (I know people who struggled to name daughter Mickey Margoux, I'm likely misspeling the name)

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I'd love him to be called "Mollusk Musk"

 

[Skullet5Head]

According to ladbible he was inspired by the me me "I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter"

 

[IDKFA]

If there was an award for most ridiculous baby names, this would be a strong contender to win.

 

[eot]

Æ isn't pronounced Ai wtf

Far be it from me to criticize annyones
choice in their baby's name, but the SR 71 was
absolutely shit in any type of combat situation.

It was a spy plane wtf are you talking about?
It's legendary and literally outran missiles.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I only tried weed once. It was never that bad a trip

 

[lock2k]

Why can't celebrities pick normal names for their children? It's always some goofy shit that would fit better on a dog.

 

[lrt75914]

Æ isn't pronounced Ai wtf


It was a spy plane wtf are you talking about?
It's legendary and literally outran missiles.

Exactly. It was not build for combat but rather
as a high altitude reconnaissance plane.
Claiming it was great in battle is nonsensical
since the only thing it could do was to 'run away'
from any possible engagement.
Don't get me wrong, it is an amazing machine and
by far my favorite plane ever.

Why can't celebrities pick normal names for their children? It's always some goofy shit that would fit better on a dog.

Boredom and/or drugs?

 

[buizel]

He's joking tho right? He's pulling y'alls leg/?

 

[DKehoe]

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

"our favorite aircraft" lol y'know Ellie we really are the attack helicopter.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

What the fuck is a Grimes?

 

[The Scrivener]

When's it getting its coronavirus vaccination then? It can go first please.

Shit, and I thought I married crazy. These people run the world? Fuck off to Mars already.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

What the fuck is a Grimes?

Newly-hatched baby of Alolan Muk.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Æ isn't pronounced Ai wtf

Well, that's the Elven spelling...

I literally facepalmed typing that. It's too early for this shit.

 

[iconmaster]

Exactly. It was not build for combat but rather
as a high altitude reconnaissance plane.
Claiming it was great in battle is nonsensical

I’ll give mom some benefit of the doubt here and read her claim as “highly useful in military scenarios.” Addled as the woman is, I think even she must realize “no weapons” cannot be reconciled with “great in battle.”

 

[Shizumapower]

What's your call sign, son?

X Æ A-12

You can call me X

 

[Papa]

smh Grimes is so Canadian

I would’ve named him Cheese

 

[GeorgPrime]

So how do you spell the name?

 

[MasterCornholio]

No

 

[mcz117chief]

Well, that's the Elven spelling...

I literally facepalmed typing that. It's too early for this shit.

And you are correct lol (on both accounts).

 

[Weiji]

Welp, this kid gonna have it rough, and he already had Grimes and Elon for parents.

On the bright side this name is going to save us all by crashing the computers at the NSA.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

i mean the guy is a famous billionaire, it's not like Elon Musk's kid wasn't going to be singled out "in school" or whatever

dude is so rich his kid doesn't even need to go to school.

 

[ValiantTraveler]

Perfect name for a future NPC

 

[lrt75914]

I’ll give mom some benefit of the doubt here and read her claim as “highly useful in military scenarios.” Addled as the woman is, I think even she must realize “no weapons” cannot be reconciled with “great in battle.”

Fair enough.

Welp, this kid gonna have it rough, and he already had Grimes and Elon for parents.

On the bright side this name is going to save us all by crashing the computers at the NSA.

I'm pretty sure the kid is going to be alright. As alright as
one can be when your dad is a billionaire meme lord.

 

[lock2k]

Fair enough.



I'm pretty sure the kid is going to be alright. As alright as
one can be when your dad is a billionaire meme lord.

Still retarded as fuck.

 

[GHG]

Nier Automata wasn't so ridiculous after all.

Welcome YoRHa unit X Æ A-12.

 

[lock2k]

This kid will be depressed and a drug addict and even with his father being a billionaire he is going to be unhappy as fuck with this decision.

 

[Kadayi]

If there was an award for most ridiculous baby names, this would be a strong contender to win.

I don't know, there are some right assholes out there when it comes to Baby names. I read this one back at the time and I've never forgotten it: -

Parents lose custody of girl for naming her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

A nine-year-old girl whose parents named her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was put into court guardianship in New Zealand so that her name could be changed

www.theguardian.com

A nine-year-old girl whose parents named her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was put into court guardianship in New Zealand so that her name could be changed.

In his written ruling, he said names such as Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were prohibited by registration officials. Others that were permitted included twins called Benson and Hedges, other children called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, the judge added, "tragically, Violence". Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name, he said.

Honestly reading stuff like that makes me think we should have enforced sterilisation and the necessity for an IQ bench-mark to be passed before you're let out of the program. Need to breed the stupid out of people, if we're ever going to get off this extinction event waiting to happen.

 

[Weiji]

Fair enough.



I'm pretty sure the kid is going to be alright. As alright as
one can be when your dad is a billionaire meme lord.

I mean he’ll have money, but that’s pretty low on the totem of what kids need to be healthy and well adjusted.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Do you remember the olden days when popes and kings and stuff would name their children/successors after themselves but add one more number, like King Henry 7 goes "you're Henry #8" and then calls it good?

 

[Nester99]

This is going to tank Tesla stock!
I heard it was too high

 

[lrt75914]

Do you remember the olden days when popes and kings and stuff would name their children/successors after themselves but add one more number, like King Henry 7 goes "you're Henry #8" and then calls it good?

So X Æ A-12 would have to name his son X Æ A-13?

 

[Mr Hyde]

What's wrong with Elongated Muskrat Jr?

 

[Rien]

All I wonder which Archangel song she means? Is it Burials? That song is fucking dope

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yikes.

I’m hazy on the Elon timeline. How long after the Heard affair did he start dating Grimes? At least he dodged a bullet with Heard.

 

[Shizumapower]

All I wonder which Archangel song she means? Is it Burials? That song is fucking dope

I believe it's this one:

 

[Shizumapower]

From Reddit sleuths:

someone on twitter asked Elon if the baby's names was "X Ash Archangel" and he liked the tweet.

X=X
Æ = Ash (Æ is is an a-e ligature named ash)
A-12 = Archangel (The aircraft was designated A-12, the 12th in a series of internal design efforts for "Archangel", the aircraft's internal code name).

X-Ash-A? That's almost "Sasha", aka. Alexander

X-Ai-A according to grimes. aka Shaia.




Edit: What's your name? Algorithm.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Nicknames mean more now.

 

[Bildo_Shaggins]

They should have went with the name Jovan Musk

 

[chixdiggit]

My wife is the coolest and puts up with a ton of my shit. But she would never go along with naming her child something like that.